[The camera shows "Holiday" Hunk Higgins and Ruby Richard Cage standing on a
set in front of a VCW merchandise delivery truck.]

       R.R. Cage:  Welcome to the Violent Shopping Network, and have we got a 
steal for you!!

[Hunk Higgins bops Ruby Richard Cage over the head with a foam finger.]

       H. Higgins:  That's DEAL, brother!!

       R.R. Cage:  Check out what fell off the truck this week!!

[Johnny Smiles walks onto the set, wearing a shirt that reads "Down Where?" on 
the front, with "Um... I don't know!" written just below that.]

       J. Smiles:  It's my new "Down Where?" T-shirt!!

       R.R. Cage:  Awesome T-shirt, Johnny!! Where'd you get it!!

       J. Smiles:  I went to a little wool and fleece outlet store, down there.

       R.R. Cage:  Down where!?

       J. Smiles:  Hmm... uh... I don't know!

[The screen switches to a graphic displaying the telephone number, 1-800-
VIOLENT, and rules and regulations for ordering, as VCW ring announcer David 
Page's voice speaks over the graphic.]

       D. Page:  Yes, fans, Johnny may not know where he got that shirt 
*cough*Goodwill Bin*cough*, but you can get the new Johnny Smiles "Down Where?"
T-shirt for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!! Order yours today!!

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, 08-20-1999