[Moy Lazzario is shown backstage with a white cloth wrapped around his 
forehead, with a telltale red splotch in the middle. For lack of a better 
interview man with Fred Reid gone, referee James Applebee is backstage 
interviewing him.]

       J. Applebee:  Moy Lazzario, we just saw a match where--

       M. Lazzario:  You shut your damn mouth, you troublemaker, if you don't 
want your ass beat right this minute!!
       You think you won, Falcon? You think you're a big man now!? By some 
utterly unbelievable, inconceivable stroke of luck, you managed to spill the 
sacred blood of the Rookie Sensation, the Next Big Thing, Moy Lazzario!? 
Considering you can't even draw blood from any of the groupies that you claim 
to have, that seems like a pretty big accomplishment for you, doesn't it!? 
Well, the truth is that you may have busted open my baby-smooth, soft skin, you
may have spilled a few drops of the sacred nectar that flows through my body, 
but to be perfectly honest, neither Moy Lazzario or anyone else on this planet 
gives a damn about this little happy-Jack First Blood match except you, you 
stupid hippie.
       Now, I may be down two to one in the Moy Lazzario Best-Of-Five Gimmick 
Match Invitational, but the way I see it, that's not a problem. Next week, I've
got you all alone in the Towel Match... and let me assure you of one thing, the
Inquisition doesn't lose Towel Matches. Just go right ahead and ask Melissa, if
she's not too busy showing us how to give head on a lollipop, what it's like to
be in a Towel Match with me. I'm the master of submission wrestling, I'm so far
beyond Ken Shamrock's level that I am legally, officially, and genetically his 
daddy, and if you think your Strap Submission Match against Troy was hell, 
Falcon, you haven't experienced hell yet.

       J. Applebee:  Strong words from Moy Lazzario, ladies and gentlemen.

       M. Lazzario:  Since you're not officially acting as a referee right now,
could I hit you and not get suspended?

       J. Applebee:  Err... let's get back to ringside.

[The camera fades out on Moy Lazzario and James Applebee.]

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