[The Road Girl gets into the ring and tries to revive Jessica Judd by crouching
at her side and shaking her; this has no effect other than to give a good 
portion of the crowd a clear view of her butt in her tight denim shorts. 
Crimson enters the ring, kicks aside a few pieces of the guitar, and pulls a 
bottle of Jack Daniels from his leather jacket, which he opens and puts to 
Jessica Judd's mouth, allowing a small bit of it to trickle inside. That does 
the trick; she sits up groggily, coughing, and grabs the bottle to take a more
generous helping of its contents.]

       S. Weathers:  Well, I hate to break it to ya, girl, but I've been stuck
managing no-talent female wrestlers before, and I don't want to start up again.
Sorry... maybe if I find some real Southern talent, I can work on that plan to
kick some Yankee asses, but you're just not what ol' Stormy's lookin' for in a 
wrestler. Sorry.

       J. Judd:  Crimson, Road Girl... kill 'em dead.

[Crimson grabs Stormy Weathers by the neck, and despite the protests of Bretta
"The Barmaid" Biffcork, he gives him a thunderous chokeslam to the mat. The 
Super Giant Ninja chops and kicks at him, but Crimson barely sells it before 
grabbing the Ninja and chokeslamming him as well, in spite of his size. Bretta
"The Barmaid" Biffcork sees the writing on the wall and tries to escape the 
ring, but Crimson grabs her by her dress, drags her to one of the corners of 
the ring, and holds her down in place on the bottom turnbuckle, as she kicks 
and screams. Fortunately, Crimson seems to have enough decency not to hurt 
Bretta "The Barmaid" Biffcork, but instead the Road Girl charges into the 
corner and gives her the Bronco Buster. Bretta squirms free and runs backstage,
fortunately unhurt except for her pride. Haigeikobai and Yoko Fargo Moto can be
barely seen hiding just inside the backstage entrance.]

       J. Judd:  You and your Stupid Giant Ninja ain't worth crap, you son of a
bitch. And if I catch those other two jackoffs you pal around with backstage 
I'll kill both of 'em. Hit my music.

[Wynonna Judd's "Girls With Guitars" plays over the arena sound system as the
show goes to commercial.]
 

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