["Walk" by Pantera plays over the arena sound system, and the crowd boos as
Crimson comes to the ring, carrying a microphone. He stares around at them with
disgust for a few minutes, then raises the microphone to speak.]
Crimson: You people make me sick. You're all a bunch of soft, white,
bloated, puny little pieces of crap, just like a bunch of maggots. If I wanted
to, I could walk out into that crowd and whip all your asses.
[The crowd boos loudly.]
Crimson: But I ain't gonna do that. All you people have to do is sit
your fat asses down and watch the brutality that's about to take place in a
couple seconds. You see, David Wright Hubbard called me out earlier tonight.
And unless I'm not mistaken, he's your boy. He's from right here in Texas.
[The crowd cheers.]
Crimson: Shut the hell up. See, I don't like Texas. I've got a little
competition going on with Texas. Unless you're as stupid as you look, you
people all probably know that Texas holds the record for executing more people
a year than any place else in America. You execute a couple hundred people a
year or something like that.
[The crowd cheers again.]
Crimson: Well, maybe you understand now. Texas only gets a couple
hundred people a year... I can top that. See, by the end of this year, the
Homicide Road Tour is gonna rack up a body count bigger than this bullshit
state ever could. It just so happens that your boy, David Wright Hubbard, is
the next victim. They say everything's bigger in Texas... well, I got news for
you. I'm bigger than David Wright Hubbard. And tonight, his name brings me one
step closer to racking up the biggest body count in history for the Homicide
Road Tour.
[The crowd boos, then begins cheering as "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath plays over
the arena sound system, and David Wright Hubbard comes out of the backstage
area, carrying a microphone.]
D.W. Hubbard: You're damn right I called you out, you dumb son of a
bitch. Tonight, your little Homicide Road Tour just became the Suicide Road
Tour, because when you decided you were man enough to get in the ring with me,
you just sealed your fate. In case you don't remember, I'm the guy who was
kicking every ass in VCW back when you were running around with Jessica Judd.
And if you want to talk about executions, I'll tell you right now, you're gonna
wish you were in the electric chair, because it's a lot quicker and less
painful than what I'm about to do to your ass.
[David Wright Hubbard comes to the ring and begins trading blows with Crimson
as a referee enters the ring, calling for the bell to begin the match.]
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