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Welcome once again to another great VCW spectacle, live on pay-per-view, the Big Fight! We've got one hell of a show for you tonight, full of great wrestling action as only VCW at its best can provide, and it's ready to take off from the beginning! From the opening match, the fate of careers will be at stake... and that match is ready to get underway now!

"Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic plays over the arena sound system, and the crowd gives a lukewarm round of boos as Ruby Richard Cage and "The Immortal" Hunk Higgins, the Middle-Aged Outlaws, step out of the backstage area, accompanied by their worthless manager, "The Pest of the West" Jesse Smark. They enter the ring, and Ruby Richard Cage spins around, pointing at the crowd, then makes the sign for the Ruby Cutter to a measly showing of pyro, as Hunk Higgins rips off his tank top and throws it into the crowd, then begins posing and flexing his muscles. As the posing and pagentry dies down, Ruby Richard Cage grabs a microphone.

R.R. Cage: You love me... you hate me... but you'll NEVER get rid of me.

The crowd gives him a mild round of boos.

R.R. Cage: Dudes and dudettes, cats and chicks, and all you little kids out there, the baby boomer generation proudly brings to you the ONE-TIME! ONE-TIME! ONE-TIME! ... VCW TAG team CHAMPIONS of the WOOOORRRLD... "The Immortal" Hunk Higgins... Ruby Richard Cage... the MIDDLE-AGED OUTLAWS!!!

H. Higgins: And brother, if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya... TOUGH CRAP!!

The crowd responds with a weak round of boos as Hunk Higgins takes the microphone.

H. Higgins: Well, ya know somethin', everybody, in just a few short minutes we're gonna be facing two of the biggest stinking cowards in this business, brother. But when I was taking a stroll down Venice Beach the other day, hanging and banging with the Death Valley Playboys, all the Hunkamaniacs came up to us and they said "Please, Hunk Higgins, destroy those no-good old men in the Hammer of the Gods that are holding down young studs like you and the big man, Ruby Richard Cage, and keep the Middle-Aged Outlaws undefeated streak alive, brother!" and then all the Hunkettes in red and yellow bikinis came over and started giving my manly muscles an oil massage, brother.

And as the oiled-up forty-two inch ANACONDAS were glistening in the California sun, the Death Valley Playboys said to me, "Hunk Higgins, brother, just like Mitsubishi Muhaha dropped Jim Akiteriyaki on his head to win the Triple Crown Flea Market Belt over in Japan in the finals of the Super Giant Evil Robot Carnival J-Cup Series, brother, I want you to go in there and show that Hunkamania is the strongest force in the universe by wiping the Hammer of the Gods off the face of the planet, brother." So I promised them I'd do it again, I'd defy all the Johnny-come-lately nobodies who have their doubts, and just like that no-good evil foreigner Mitsubishi Muhaha over in Japan, I'm gonna show my FIGHTING SPIRIT~! and beat the Hammer of the Gods within an inch of their lives, brother. And after all the Hunkamania Playboys get done telling me how SWANK~! my match was, brother, after all the dirt-sheet writers line up to kiss my butt for delivering another five-star performance, there won't be any doubt as to where the power lies, brother. So what'cha gonna do when Hunkamania, the big man Ruby Richard Cage, and the biggest ego in the universe RUNS WILD ON YOU!?!?

That made... less than no sense. I'm talking negative amounts of sense. But we're about to see what comes of it... "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin begins playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd boos as Jacob Idol and Rob Solomon of the Hammer of the Gods step out of the backstage area, along with the VCW T & A Champion, Jasmina Chastity. As usual, Rob Solomon's carrying his hockey stick, and Jasmina Chastity's wearing the VCW T & A Title, though that title will be on the line tonight. They're not stopping to cut a promo on the way to the ring; these are two serious men, whose pride has motivated them to avenge the insult of losing to the Middle-Aged Outlaws, even if it means risking their careers. They enter the ring, as does VCW referee Bobcat McGavin, who quickly calls for the bell to begin our opening match!

Winning Streak vs. Careers:

Middle-Aged Outlaws
w/Jesse Smark

vs.

Hammer of the Gods (Jacob Idol & Rob Solomon)
w/Jasmina Chastity

Jacob Idol and Ruby Richard Cage will be starting this one out, and here's a lockup. Jacob Idol immediately breaks out into an arm twist... but Ruby Richard Cage bends down, turns around, and grabs his leg with his free arm in a rare moment of ring intelligence, and takes him down with a fireman's carry! Jacob Idol seems shocked at the counter as he gets up, but nonetheless rushes Ruby Richard Cage with a kneelift, doubling him over, then backs him into the corner and gives him a few more. Ruby Richard Cage staggers out, and Jacob Idol takes him down with a snap mare, but keeps holding his head to hold him up in a sitting position, then flips over him, holding his head, in a jumping neck snap. Ruby Richard Cage curls up on the mat, holding his neck in pain, but Jacob Idol just pulls him up, puts on a headlock, and tags in Rob Solomon.

Rob Solomon pelts Ruby Richard Cage with a series of good swift kicks while he's in the choke hold, then Jacob Idol lets go and they both grab him by the throat... what the heck? DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!! Jacob Idol and Rob Solomon just hit Ruby Richard Cage with a double chokeslam... it's a little out of character for two men barely over two hundred pounds, but apparently pretty effective! Rob Solomon smirks down at Ruby Richard Cage briefly, then goes for the pin, and Bobcat McGavin goes for the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Hunk Higgins comes in and makes the save at two and a half! It may have been the only thing that saved the winning streak... Ruby Richard Cage is in a bad way!

Rob Solomon picks him up and tosses him into the corner again, then continues the process of pelting him with a rapid series of kicks to the head and body. Ruby Richard Cage is still a little punch-drunk from that double chokeslam, and can't even cover up or defend himself... he staggers out of the corner... and Rob Solomon sizes him up... LARIAT!! NO, he ducks!! Ruby Richard Cage grabs Rob Solomon as he turns around... he's looking for the Ruby Cutter... but Rob Solomon sees it coming and shoves him away... right into his corner, where Hunk Higgins makes the tag! Hunk Higgins charges in, leading with a big right hand... and Rob Solomon blocks it, then kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a sitdown faceslam, planting him on the mat! So much for that... Rob Solomon goes for the cover, and this could do it. Ruby Richard Cage is down in his corner, and Bobcat McGavin goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY!!

Rob Solomon gets up, looking irritated... but Hunk Higgins is up, too! He's trembling with rage, shaking his head and breathing hard... he's Hunking Up! Rob Solomon goes for a punch... and Hunk Higgins blocks it! Hunk Higgins returns fire with three punches of his own, backing Rob Solomon into the ropes, then whips him off the other side... BIG BOOT!! We know what comes next... Hunk Higgins is putting his hand to his ear, gearing up for the Big Leg Drop... but he pulls him up! Hunk Higgins just pulled Rob Solomon up into a standing headscissors, and he's hooking his arms... what the hell!? What's he going to... MY GOD, DID WE JUST SEE THAT!?!? TIGER DRIVER '91!!! Hunk Higgins just planted Rob Solomon RIGHT ON HIS HEAD with a Tiger Driver '91... and he's not going for the cover! Rob Solomon is down and out, and Hunk Higgins gets up, bounces off the ropes... BIG LEG DROP!! Ruby Richard Cage runs in to cut Jacob Idol off, as Hunk Higgins drops down for the cover... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THRE... Shoulder up at two and nine-tenths!!

He almost had him... the sad thing is that had he not wasted time with the Big Leg Drop, perhaps he could have had the pin. But Hunk Higgins isn't daunted... he's getting up... and what's he doing!? He's just waiting on Rob Solomon to get to his feet... Rob Solomon's pulling himself up shakily, and Hunk Higgins is measuring him... and he runs forward... ROLLING ELBOWSMASH!! But Rob Solomon ducks! Hunk Higgins turns around... LARIAT!! Rob Solomon just cut Hunk Higgins down with a lariat, and he goes for the cover... Jacob Idol's in to tackle Ruby Richard Cage, and Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! The winning streak is over!!

The Hammer of the Gods (Jacob Idol and Rob Solomon) defeated The Middle-Aged Outlaws when R. Solomon pinned Higgins after a lariat in 0:04:49.
Rating: DUD

So much for that... Jacob Idol and Rob Solomon roll out of the ring and rejoin Jasmina Chastity on the outside, and they begin making their way backstage, with Rob Solomon still rubbing the back of his head as they leave. Inside the ring, Ruby Richard Cage begins helping Hunk Higgins up... he was laid out by that big lariat from Rob Solomon. The winning streak is over... but what lies ahead for the Middle-Aged Outlaws? Ahh, does anybody care anyway? They get up and head backstage, as the crowd boos them loudly.

"Calling Dr. Love" by KISS begins playing over the arena sound system, and now Nurse Vivacia's coming out as we prepare for our next match, dressed simply in a pair of tight yellow polyester bell-bottoms and Dave Adams's "The Doctor is IN!" T-shirt. This'll be a four-way Catfight for the VCW T & A Title, currently held by Jasmina Chastity. Nurse Vivacia climbs into the ring as the crowd gives her a mixed reaction of cheers, catcalls, and boos, then turns to wait for the other three women in the match.

"Girls With Guitars" by Wynonna Judd begins playing over the arena sound system next, and here comes Jessica Judd, along with her guitar! She's wearing her usual Confederate Railroad T-shirt, torn and tied off in the middle, and a pair of blue jeans. Her hair still hasn't grown back to its original length, but it's looking respectable again; it's had a few months to recover from her loss in the Hair vs. Hair Match at Deck the Halls. She poses on one of the top turnbuckles with her guitar as the crowd gives her a loud round of boos, then sets the guitar down on the apron and turns to look at the backstage entrance, warily eyeing Nurse Vivacia as she does.

"Until It Sleeps" by Metallica begins playing next, and that brings out Jennie, wearing short cutoff denim shorts and a white midriff T-shirt, to a loud round of cheers from the crowd. She advances on the ring, but stays cautiously in the aisle, aware that Nurse Vivacia and Jessica Judd would probably love the chance to double-team her and take her out early if it was offered.

And finally... "Return To Innocence" by Enigma begins playing, and that brings out Jasmina Chastity... and the crowd explodes into loud boos immediately when they see how she's dressed. In addition to the VCW T & A Title belt, she's wearing a thick, baggy green turtleneck sweater and a pair of loose-fitting beige cargo pants, and her hair's even been put in a bun. It's as if she's going out of her way to dress boringly for this T & A match, and that could be the case, given how much she has grown to hate perverted men. She climbs into the ring, and Brendan Powers steps inside as well... and this match is on!

Four-Way Catfight:
For the VCW T & A Title:

Jennie

vs.

Jessica Judd

vs.

Jasmina Chastity

vs.

Nurse Vivacia

Jessica Judd and Jasmina Chastity immediately exchange a glance, and rush Nurse Vivacia, then begin attacking her two-on-one, taking her to the mat by her hair and slapping, scratching, punching and kicking at her, and tearing at her clothes. But Jennie's up on the apron... and she just grabbed Jessica Judd's guitar! She climbs up on the top turnbuckle, and perches up there... Jessica Judd turns around... KABONG!! Jennie breaks the guitar over her head! Jasmina Chastity looks over just in time to see Jessica Judd collapse to the mat in a heap with the wreckage of the guitar, and Jennie kicks her in the midsection. Jasmina doubles over... CARPET MUNCHER!! Jasmina Chastity and Jessica Judd are down... and Jennie and Nurse Vivacia immediately descend upon Jessica Judd, Vivacia ripping her shirt, and Jennie unbuttoning her tight blue jeans, and peeling them off. Jessica Judd regains the strength to struggle weakly, but it's not enough to keep her from being stripped to a skimpy dark blue bra and a matching pair of panties! (Jessica Judd was eliminated in 0:00:38.)

Jessica Judd rolls out of the ring and begins staggering backstage, stealing angry glances back at the ring as she does... but now Jasmina Chastity's getting up! Jennie moves on to her, and begins nailing her with a series of punches... but Nurse Vivacia comes from behind Jennie with a double-axhandle to the back! Nurse Vivacia continues clobbering Jennie with forearms, doubling her over... and Jasmina Chastity grabs her by the hair... and gives her the Lewd Awakening (at least in theory; it was barely recognizable as a neckbreaker). Jennie's down, and Jasmina Chastity crouches over top of her to strip her... but Nurse Vivacia grabs her by the hair, and gives her a kneelift to the gut... then a DDT!! Nurse Vivacia's just double-crossing everyone today... and now she's unbuttoning Jasmina Chastity's pants, and sliding them off, revealing a pair of conservative, lace-covered black panties! Jasmina Chastity struggles, but Nurse Vivacia grabs her sweater, and she's pulling that off as well, revealing an equally modest black bra. Jasmina Chastity screams and rolls out of the ring, covering herself up, as the crowd boos. (Jasmina Chastity was eliminated in 0:02:06.)

Nurse Vivacia admires her handiwork with satisfaction, then returns to the fallen form of Jennie, and starts making the attempt to strip her as well. She begins unbuttoning her shorts... but Jennie lashes out and kicks Nurse Vivacia in the face! Nurse Vivacia staggers back... and Jennie's getting up! Nurse Vivacia charges with a clothesline, but Jennie ducks, then gives her a dropkick that knocks her down, right into a position where her upper back's resting on the top turnbuckle! Jennie sees that immediately, and decides to take advantage up it, backing up, and charging forward... BRONCO BUSTER!! Nurse Vivacia wiggles and squirms as Jennie bounces up and down on her repeatedly, drawing a huge round of cheers from the crowd! And now she's getting up... CARPET MUNCHER! Nurse Vivacia's down!! And Jennie's crouching over her... she rips her shirt off! And now she's grabbing her pants, and stretching those, pulling back... and her pants are off too! (Nurse Vivacia was eliminated in 0:03:28.) Nurse Vivacia is left in a white bra and panties, and Jennie has just won the VCW T & A Title!

Four-Way Catfight:
Jennie defeated Jasmina Chastity, Jessica Judd, and Nurse Vivacia:
----- x Jennie stripped J. Judd in 0:00:39.
----- x Vivacia stripped Chastity in 0:02:09.
----- x Jennie stripped Vivacia in 0:03:28.
Rating: -**

Jennie is once again the VCW T & A Champion, and Nurse Vivacia is left in her bra and panties on the mat as she begins to get up. But Jennie doesn't seem to be finished yet... she's grabbing the back of Nurse Vivacia's panties as she gets up, and pulling up on them sharply! The crowd cheers, and Nurse Vivacia screams as the white fabric of the panties is pulled up into a painful wedgie, in the process becoming as revealing as a skimpy pair of thong underwear. Jennie continues to pull up on the panties, worsening Nurse Vivacia's condition with each sharp tug... AND THE STRAPS BREAK!! Nurse Vivacia screams in shock her panties are suddenly torn off, and her hands quickly fly between her legs to block the crowd from getting a frontal view, but her bare backside is exposed to everybody as she quickly runs backstage wearing only a bra that doesn't do much to hide the alluringly bouncing flesh underneath. The crowd goes absolutely crazy, cheering and whistling wildly even after Nurse Vivacia has disappeared through the backstage entrance, and who can blame them!?

Jennie rolls out of the ring and grabs the VCW T & A Title belt, then begins heading backstage, as the crowd cheers wildly after her... but she's stopping at the top of the ramp! She turns around, and begins to unbutton her shorts, and the crowd goes wild cheering as she slides them off, revealing an almost-nonexistant pink bikini bottom! She grabs her shirt and pulls that off as well, and the crowd's cheers only get louder as she reveals a matching, equally revealing spaghetti-strap bra. The cheers become nearly deafening as she unties the straps of her bra, leaving it barely hanging on by the cups, then puts the VCW T & A Title belt on around her chest and pulls the bra off! She holds it in the air for a second before wadding it up and tossing it out into the crowd, where several fans begin happily fighting over it, then turns and steps through the backstage entrance... but slips the title belt down around her waist as she does so, revealing her bare back to the crowd tantalizingly before she disappears backstage.

Wow... that wasn't much of a wrestling match at all, but it was a pretty good spectacle in terms of bared female flesh. But next, we're in for a very different sort of women's wrestling match. "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie is playing over the arena sound system... and here comes Komachi, to a round of boos from the crowd. She's dressed in a spandex leotard, revealing a stocky, muscular, but still somewhat attractive and feminine form, and as usual her face is covered in black and silver paint, and has a strange look of stoic sadism to it as she seems to calmly anticipate the coming violence.

"Star Cycle" by Jeff Back begins playing next, and the crowd begins cheering. Here comes Christina Ellis, wearing her usual blue singlet... and she has a little more animation and emotion to her, as can be expected... she's been the victim of several attacks by Komachi, and this is her chance to retaliate in the ring, in an environment where she's familiar. Christina Ellis climbs into the ring, and Jerry Rogers follows her inside, calling for the bell to begin this match now!

Christina Ellis

vs.

Komachi

Christina Ellis begins cautiously approaching Komachi, looking for a lockup... and Komachi immediately steps forward and starts pelting her with a rapid combination of punches, backing her into the ropes. Komachi whips Christina Ellis to the other side, and flattens her with a massive clothesline as she comes off the other side... but Christina Ellis pops up and screams defiantly, daring her to try it again! Christina Ellis runs into the ropes, but this time Komachi runs off the other side... and Christina Ellis takes her down with a cross bodypress in the middle of the ring! Jerry Rogers goes down to make the count... ONE!! ... And only one, before Komachi kicks out powerfully!

They both get up again, and Christina Ellis hooks a front facelock on Komachi as they get up. Komachi struggles around for a second or two, looking for the ropes, before getting fed up and nailing Christina Ellis with a few shots to the ribs, loosening the facelock. Komachi grabs her tightly, still in the facelock, and takes her down with a big overhead belly-to-belly suplex! She begins to get up, but Komachi's staying on her, backing her into the corner with a few rough punches, then begins unloading a few kicks into her midsection... but Christina Ellis catches a foot! She steps out a little bit, still holding Komachi's foot, and takes her down into an achilles tendon hold! Komachi quickly reaches around for the ropes, looking for an escape, and quickly finds them, forcing the break of the hold.

Christina Ellis gets up, but Komachi's starting to get up as well, and Christina Ellis lays in a few swift kicks to her right leg, then puts a headlock on Komachi and yells out to the crowd... and runs forward to take her down with a bulldog! Komachi's down, and Christina Ellis quickly grabs her legs and turns her over, into a Boston crab! Komachi lets out a noise somewhere between a growl, a grunt, and a scream, and immediately plants her hands and powers up a little bit, then begins pulling herself to the ropes. Christina Ellis tries to hang on and lean back, but Komachi's showing some impressive power and determination... she's pulling herself to the ropes... and she makes it! Christina Ellis is forced to release this hold as well!

Christina Ellis gets up, and delivers a few more kicks to Komachi's leg, then runs off the ropes, and nails Komachi with a clothesline as she gets up! Komachi staggers but doesn't fall, and motions for Christina Ellis to give her another! Christina Ellis runs into the ropes again... but this time Komachi runs forward, albeit with a slight limp, and crushes her with a Vader attack! Christina Ellis starts to get up, but Komachi batters her with a flurry of punches, then grabs her hair and gives her a massive headbutt, taking her off her feet again! Komachi pulls her up, and whips her to the ropes... but Christina Ellis ducks a clothesline as she comes off, then runs behind to the other side and comes off with a cross bodypress... but Komachi catches her, and brings her down across her knee with a massive backbreaker! The crowd boos, but Komachi raises a fist in the air, then goes to a corner and sits on the top turnbuckle, with her feet on the second ropes. Christina Ellis starts to get up, putting a hand to her back in pain... and Komachi leaps from the second turnbuckle to cut her down with a flying clothesline!!

Christina Ellis appears to be in a bad way now, and the crowd boos as Komachi poses over her fallen body, arms folded across her chest triumphantly. Christina Ellis begins trying to drag herself up, and Komachi grabs her by the hair and tosses her into the corner, then unloads on her with a massive combination of rights and lefts. Christina Ellis staggers out, and Komachi whips her into the other corner, then runs in after her with a big jumping avalanche! Once again, Christina Ellis staggers out on wobbly feet, and Komachi measures her, then drops her with a huge, stiff kick to the head! The crowd lets out an "ooh" on spite of their dislike of Komachi... and she goes down for the pin! Jerry Rogers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Christina Ellis bridges up and out of the pin at two!

Christina Ellis begins trying to pull herself up again... but Komachi grabs her by the hair, and pulls her forward into a standing headscissors! Komachi's trying to lift her for a power bomb... this could end the match right here! But Christina Ellis is trying to fight it, to keep Komachi from picking her up.. but to no avail. Komachi lifts her... and Christina Ellis shifts her weight forward, causing Komachi to fall backward under her! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Komachi kicks out at two! Christina Ellis gets up, and so does Komachi... and Christina Ellis whips Komachi into the ropes... but instead, it's reversed, and Komachi lashes out with a big clothesline as Christina Ellis comes off... but Christina Ellis ducks under it and wraps around behind Komachi. She puts on a waistlock and takes Komachi down with a big German suplex! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... and Komachi throws a shoulder up forcefully at two!

Komachi starts to get up, but now Christina Ellis backs her up into the ropes with a series of punches, then kicks her right leg until the knee buckles and she goes down to one knee. As Komachi pulls herself back up, Christina Ellis runs off the other side and nails her with a dropkick, causing her to spill out between the ropes to the outside! Komachi gets up on the floor, and Christina Ellis goes up to the top turnbuckle... and hits a flying cross bodypress to the floor! Komachi goes down under Christina Ellis, and gets a series of right hands to the side of the head. Christina Ellis gets up, and pulls Komachi up as well, then whips her into the guardrail, and charges in to dropkick her in the chest, rocking her back against the rail! Komachi staggers out, and Christina Ellis whips her to the other rail... but no, Komachi reverses it! Christina Ellis collides back-first against the guardrail, and staggers forward, right into a clothesline from Komachi that knocks her down!

Komachi rolls back in, then out to restart the count, and scoops up Christina Ellis as she tries to stand, and carries her to the post... and she rams her back-first into the ringpost! But she's not dropping Christina Ellis... she carries her over to the guardrail, and drops her in the lap of a row of fans! Of course, they gather around and start touching her, patting her on the back and in less appropriate places as well, and she bolts up, then turns to give them a piece of her mind... but Komachi hooks her from behind and pulls her out, lifting her as if for a belly-to-back suplex... but instead she gives her a huge atomic drop! Christina Ellis staggers forward, overselling the move like Rick Rude, but Komachi just clobbers her in the lower back, then rolls her into the ring and climbs inside after her.

With Christina Ellis down, Komachi takes the time to flex her right leg a few times, as if still getting the kinks out of it, then pulls her up and gives her a scoop slam. With Christina Ellis down, she comes off the ropes, still with a hint of a limp, then leaps up and nails her with a huge jumping splash! She hooks the leg, and Jerry Rogers goes down to make the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half by Christina Ellis! Komachi pulls Christina Ellis up and whips her into the ropes, then catches her as she comes off the other side with a massive spinebuster! But she's not going for the pin after that... she's going to the second turnbuckle again! Komachi comes off with a big flying bodypress from the second turnbuckle... but Christina Ellis rolls out of the way! Komachi wipes out on the mat, and they're both getting up a little slowly. Christina Ellis gets to her feet, favoring her back as she does, but Komachi's up first. She scoops Christina Ellis up, preparing for a slam... but Christina Ellis slides down behind her and puts on a waistlock! Komachi quickly lashes out with a back elbow, breaking the waistlock, and goes behind into her own waistlock... but Christina Ellis breaks that with a back elbow of her own, then jumps and hooks her legs under Komachi's arms, taking her down in a rolling forward cradle! She holds the legs as Jerry Rogers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Komachi!

Angry now, Komachi gets up and swings at Christina Ellis with a heavy fist, but Christina Ellis ducks under and grabs her, taking her down with a belly-to-belly suplex! Komachi starts to get up, and Christina Ellis runs into the ropes, coming off to knock her off her feet with a dropkick as she rises! Komachi goes down, and starts getting up again... but once again, Christina Ellis hits the ropes, and comes off with a dropkick to take her down! And a third time Komachi begins to stand... and once again, Christina Ellis comes off the ropes to nail her with a dropkick! Komachi goes down, and Christina Ellis points to the sky and yells out to the crowd, then quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and turns around to see Komachi getting up... FLYING DROPKICK!! Komachi flies back and collapses to the mat, and Christina Ellis goes down to cover her... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half!! Komachi's proving to be very difficult to keep down!

Christina Ellis pulls Komachi up, then hooks her arms from behind in a full nelson, looking for the Dragon Suplex... but Komachi throws herself backward, sending Christina Ellis back-first into the corner, sandwiched between the turnbuckle and Komachi. She releases the full nelson, but Komachi continues to drive herself back-first against Christina Ellis in the corner, crushing her against the turnbuckle. With Christina Ellis slumped in the corner, Komachi turns and pummels her with a devestating combination of punches, then crouches and puts her shoulder in between Christina Ellis's legs before standing up. Komachi's up, with Christina Ellis straddling her shoulder... and she twists sharply to the side and bends down, driving Christina Ellis down onto her back in a power bomb-like move!! I don't think we've ever seen that done in VCW... and Komachi's going for the cover! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters!

Komachi glares down at Christina Ellis's fallen body with contempt, then puts her in a standing headscissors and lifts... she has her up for a power bomb! She takes a running start for a running power bomb, but Christina Ellis unexpectedly boosts herself over Komachi's head and slides down her back! But Komachi stops and spins around, leading with a fist as Christina Ellis turns around... URAKEN!! She may have just knocked Christina Ellis out... but she also knocked her next to the ropes. She grabs her leg and drags her to the center, then makes the cover. Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THRE... shoulder up!! Christina Ellis got a shoulder up at the last possible second, and had Komachi been able to go for the cover immediately, this match could've been over!

Komachi has a few angry words for Jerry Rogers about the speed of the count, but realizing that won't get the count overturned she goes back to work. Christina Ellis is somehow pulling herself up, somehow still in this match after all that abuse... and Komachi puts her in a standing headscissors again. She raises her hands high above her head, and yells out "THIS TIME!", then lifts her and starts running... but Christina Ellis grabs Komachi's head and shifts her weight, bringing her down in a sitdown faceslam! And that may have taken the last of her energy, because now both women are down!

Jerry Rogers begins administering the ten count... and they're both taking a while to get up, but Komachi finally gets up at six. She waits on Christina Ellis, measuring her... and lashes out with a huge spin kick to the head as she gets up, but Christina Ellis ducks! Komachi goes off-balance, and Christina Ellis puts a waistlock on her from behind... release German suplex!! Komachi's down, but that didn't seem to help Christina's targeted back at all... she's wincing in pain and bending over with a hand on the base of her spine. And Komachi's getting up again... so Christina Ellis hooks her in another waistlock! She's going for it again... and she hits a second release German suplex! She appears to be in even greater pain, but she grits her teeth and gets up again. Once again, she grabs Komachi from behind, but this time she puts on a full nelson! She's going for the kill, but can she do it? She takes a deep breath, screams violently, and... DRAGON SUPLEX!! Christina Ellis just planted Komachi with the Dragon Suplex, and she's holding the bridge! Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Christina Ellis's bridge gives out! Her injured back couldn't hold the bridge for the pin... if not for that, she may have had the match!

Uh-oh... here comes trouble... Sophie's coming out of the backstage area! Christina Ellis gets up slowly, favoring her back heavily, followed shortly by Komachi... and she goes up to the top turnbuckle... but Komachi catches up and slaps her ankle, causing her to fall crotch-first on the turnbuckle! Komachi climbs up with her... she's looking for a superplex... but Christina Ellis blocks, and begins nailing her in the ribs repeatedly! She puts a front facelock on Komachi, and jumps off... TOP-ROPE TORNADO DDT!! Komachi's down and out, Christina Ellis goes for the cover, and Jerry Rogers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Sophie reaches in and grabs Christina Ellis's leg, pulling her off! Jerry Rogers didn't see anything, but Christina Ellis gets up, furious, and turns to yell at Sophie on the outside... and now she grabs her by the hair and pulls her up to the apron! Sophie's whimpering and pleading as Christina Ellis holds her by the hair... but Komachi's up behind them! Komachi charges Christina Ellis... but she happens to look back and see it, and dodges out of the way!! Sophie and Komachi knock heads, and Sophie falls off the apron as Komachi staggers back... and gets pulled into a small package by Christina Ellis! Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!!

Christina Ellis pinned Komachi after a small package in 0:21:46.
Rating: *** 3/4

Komachi kicks out just after three, and Christina Ellis rolls out of the ring and immediately begins heading backstage, not wanting to risk a two-on-one attack by remaining in the ring. She's walking in a pained manner and bending over slightly as she puts a hand to her back, but she manages to raise a hand in victory and smile through the pain in celebration of her victory as the crowd continues to cheer. Inside the ring, Komachi's furiously pacing, glaring at Christina Ellis as she makes her way backstage... and now Sophie's climbing inside.

Sophie's trying to explain something to Komachi, who doesn't seem too happy with the outcome of the interference. Komachi rolls her eyes at Sophie and starts to look away... BLUE MIST!! Komachi just turned back and sprayed blue mist in Sophie's face, causing her to hold her face in pain, and she follows that with a kick to Sophie's midsection! She puts her in a standing headscissors... POWER BOMB!! But she muscles her back up into position... and gives her a second power bomb!! And she's still not done... she powers her up again, then starts running... RUNNING POWER BOMB!! Komachi just turned Sophie into a pancake on the mat, and now she's rolling out of the ring, looking disgusted at the outcome of the match as she walks backstage. Sophie, on the other hand, is laid out, and will need some help getting out of the ring... and as she's helped backstage, let's go to Ziggy Adderloaf, who's backstage with the Ontario Colour Show.

Backstage...

Ziggy Adderloaf is backstage with Owen Addison and Paul Canyon, the Ontario Colour Show, who are wearing their VCW World Tag Team Titles and looking ready to fight.

Z. Adderloaf: Owen, Paul... in a few minutes, you guys defend against not one, but two of the top contenders for your VCW World Tag Team Titles. But after coming in here, I have one obvious question... where's Jennie?

Owen Addison glares and seems ready to give Ziggy Adderloaf a piece of his mind, but Paul Canyon speaks first.

P. Canyon: She stopped in here completely naked, and said she was going to go celebrate her title victory tonight with someone special, and asked for the night off. And, I mean... what could we do? We let her have the night off.

O. Addison: Because when it comes right down to it, we're the VCW World Tag Team Champions, and we can back up our claim that we deserve these titles more than any other tag team. If you'd have asked us about our MATCH tonight, Ziggy, instead of Jennie, we would have told you that whether it's one or two teams against us, we'll be happy to show them what the Technicians are all about, and give them a wrestling lesson they won't soon forget. Will this match be an extra challenge? Yes. But are we up to that challenge tonight? HELL YES. Ziggy, the best-kept secret in VCW is that we're two of the best wrestlers in this whole company, and tonight we're gonna prove that against the Wrecking Crew and the Manhunters.

Z. Adderloaf: But, just to be the guy who says stuff for the other side's guys--

O. Addison: The Devil's advocate?

Z. Adderloaf: Yeah, man... that movie ruled! But anyway, I was gonna say... both those other teams are a lot bigger and stronger than you are. Won't that make it kind of tough for you to win?

P. Canyon: One thing you always have to remember in wrestling is that the bigger they are, the harder they hit... so what we need to do tonight is, simply, not get hit. We're not going to stand toe-to-toe and slug it out with them, Ziggy... we're going to be taking them down to the mat, cutting off their offense, coming off the top rope... if they want to smash us into the mat, they better find some way to make us stand still long enough to do it.

Z. Adderloaf: All right, guys... thanks for the info. I'll be checking out your match... and if Jennie comes back, have her stop by and tell me all the juicy details.

Paul Canyon just nods in acknowledgement of Ziggy and turns to start heading to the ring, but after the last comment Owen Addison gives him a dirty look before following Paul Canyon as he leaves the scene. The camera fades out on the locker room.

We're back at ringside, and "Devil's Dance" by Metallica begins playing over the arena sound system, bringing out Stormy Weathers and the Manhunters, to a loud round of boos from the crowd. They've been at odds with the Wrecking Crew ever since Stormy Weathers took the Manhunters under him as employees, and decided to raise them to the next level in VCW with a high-profile victory against the Wrecking Crew. And that very well could happen... they're former two-time VCW World Tag Team Champions, and a pair of veterans with a lot of size, power, and experience on their side. Some inside observers have said that they'll be a non-issue in this match, but in actuality they're fully capable of walking out of here over the fallen bodies of the other four men in this match. The Manhunters enter the ring, but fortunately all microphones are kept away from Stormy Weathers.

"Domination" by Pantera kicks on next, and the crowd cheers as Blade and John Uldwall, the Wrecking Crew, make their entrance. They also have an impressive shot at winning this match... they can match the Manhunters for power, and the Ontario Colour Show for speed, and they have a certain intensity that neither other team can equal. And that's showing through right now... they're charging the ring immediately, and attacking the Manhunters! The Manhunters and the Wrecking Crew are brawling in the middle of the ring, not waiting for the match to start!

Finally, "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica begins playing, and that brings out the Ontario Colour Show, the VCW World Tag Team Champions! The crowd bursts into a huge round of cheers, and they're running to the ring as well, pulling off the VCW World Tag Team Titles, and sliding into the ring to join the fray, taking opponents down with a pair of synchronized dropkicks! Linda Peterson enters the ring and calls for the bell, and this match begins now!

For the VCW World Tag Team Titles:

Manhunters
w/Stormy Weathers

vs.

Wrecking Crew

vs.

Ontario Colour Show (c)

At the orders of Linda Peterson, the men in the ring narrow it down to two competitors, and it'll be John Uldwall starting things off against Manhunter #1. They lock up, and Manhunter #1 whips John Uldwall into the ropes... no, John Uldwall reverses, then runs into the other side and comes off to cut Manhunter #1 down with a massive clothesline! Manhunter #1 begins getting up, but John Uldwall grabs him around the waist and takes him down with a massive gutwrench suplex! John Uldwall crouches in the opposite corner as Manhunter #1 gets up... then runs forward and nails him with a leaping shoulderblock! Manhunter #1 falls back into the Ontario Colour Show's corner, and gratefully makes the tag to Owen Addison and rolls out of the ring.

Owen Addison stalks cautiously towards John Uldwall, then locks up with him. Owen Addison grabs his arm out of the lockup, twists it, and brings an elbow down into it, then sweeps his legs and puts on a short arm scissors! He yells "ASK HIM!" at Linda Peterson, but it's pretty obvious John Uldwall's not ready to quit yet... he squirms and thrashes, then drags himself to the ropes until he can get his feet on the bottom rope. Owen Addison has to release the hold, and John Uldwall gets up, staring at him with an ugly grimace as he rubs his shoulder and rolls it in the socket. He locks up with Owen Addison again, and this time Owen whips him into the ropes, and runs off the other side... but Stormy Weathers just jumped up and hit Owen Addison in the back of the head with the ugly stick, and Linda Peterson missed it, distracted by Manhunter #2! Owen Addison staggers forward... and John Uldwall spear-tackles him nearly out of his boots!

He tags in Blade as Paul Canyon begins to chase Stormy Weathers around the ring... and Blade goes up to the top turnbuckle! John Uldwall crouches on the other side, as Owen gets up... BREAKDOWN!! Paul Canyon just caught Stormy Weathers and took him head-first into the steel ringsteps on the outside, but inside the ring, Owen Addison's laid out, and Blade's covering him! Linda Peterson goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Manhunter #1 breaks the pin with a falling headbutt! John Uldwall was able to cut off a save from Manhunter #2, but Manhunter #1 got through and stopped the pin! The Wrecking Crew and the Manhunters are brawling now... and Paul Canyon slides back into the ring and grabs Owen Addison's boot, then pulls him to the corner and tags himself in!

As the Wrecking Crew and the Manhunters continue to brawl, ignoring Linda Peterson's protests, Paul Canyon sneaks up behind Blade, and rolls him up from behind! Linda Peterson goes down to make the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And Manhunter #2 makes the save! At Linda Peterson's orders, the Manhunters and John Uldwall finally evacuate the ring, leaving the legal men, Paul Canyon and Blade, inside. Blade gets up and rushes Paul Canyon, but Paul Canyon takes him down into a drop toe hold, then floats over to hook him from behind and pull him up, then bring him down with a belly-to-back suplex! Blade gets up, but Paul Canyon whips him to the turnbuckle, then knocks him down with a spinning leg lariat as he staggers out!

Paul Canyon looks over to his corner, but sees that Owen Addison's still laid out after taking the Breakdown a few minutes earlier, and reluctantly tags in Manhunter #2 instead. Manhunter #2 comes in as Blade starts to get back up, then nails him with a headbutt and whips him to the corner. Blade slumps in the corner, and Manhunter #2's quick to take advantage, coming forward and nailing him with a series of hard, resounding chops that leave his chest red in a matter of seconds. Blade staggers out of the corner... and Manhunter #2 nails him with a (completely ridiculous-looking) Mongolian chop, taking him off his feet! Manhunter #2 gives Blade a few chops between the shoulders as he gets up again, then pulls him up and grabs his arm, pulling him into a massive short clothesline! Blade's down again, and now Manhunter #2 grabs his legs and turns him over... Boston crab!! Manhunter #2 has the Boston crab locked on... and John Uldwall comes in and clobbers him from behind, breaking the hold!

As Linda Peterson chastises John Uldwall and sends him back to his corner, both Blade and Manhunter #2 begin getting up. Manhunter #2 throws a punch, but Blade blocks it, and returns fire with several heavy right hands of his own, backing Manhunter #2 into the ropes. Blade whips him into the other side, and runs into the ropes himself, coming off to connect with a huge leg lariat in the middle of the ring! Manhunter #2 goes down, and Blade makes the tag, bringing in John Uldwall! Manhunter #2 gets up, just in time to meet with a series of huge, angry right hand blows from John Uldwall. John Uldwall whips him into a corner, then follows him in with a running clothesline, rocking him back in the corner! Manhunter #2's still slumped in the corner, and John Uldwall climbs up on top of him, and begins nailing him with punches, as the crowd begins counting along to ten... but Manhunter #2 waddles out of the corner, holding him up, then takes him down with a huge spinebuster!!

Manhunter #2's a little slow to get up, and he goes to his corner and tags in Manhunter #1. They pull John Uldwall up into a double front chancery, and lift him for a suplex... but then fall forward, executing a double gourdbuster! John Uldwall's down, and Manhunter #1 runs into the ropes and comes off the other side... big splash! He hooks a leg, and Linda Peterson goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by John Uldwall! Manhunter #1 pulls him up again and scoops him up, then brings him down with a backbreaker! Once again, he covers and hooks the leg... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two again! It's going to take a lot to keep John Uldwall down. Manhunter #1 drives a series of elbowdrops into his fallen body, then pulls him up, clobbers him across the back a few times, and whips him into the corner, then follows him in with an avalanche! John Uldwall staggers out, and Manhunter #1 whips him to the opposite corner... where Paul Canyon slaps him on the hand, tagging himself in!

Manhunter #1 backpedals as Paul Canyon steps in, clearly not expecting this. Finally, he finds his resolve and rushes him with a clothesline, but Paul Canyon ducks, then nails Manhunter #1 with a dropkick as he turns around, knocking him back against the ropes. With Manhunter #1 on the ropes, Paul Canyon measures him... and knocks him out over the top with a savate kick! Manhunter #1's down on the floor near the ramp, and he's starting to get up... but Paul Canyon climbs to the top turnbuckle, and leaps off to cut Manhunter #1 down with a flying clothesline to the floor! Manhunter #1 goes down again, and Paul Canyon hops up on the apron. Manhunter #1 begins to pull himself up, and Paul Canyon jumps up to the middle rope, then springs backwards from it to knock Manhunter #1 down with an Asai moonsault to the floor!!

Manhunter #1's reeling as he gets up again, and Paul Canyon drives him back with a few hard chops, then whips him into the apron back-first. Manhunter #1 collides hard with the apron, and Paul Canyon gives him a few kneelifts to the gut... but Manhunter #2's coming up on him from his side! Paul Canyon suddenly pivots and nails Manhunter #2 with a savate kick, causing him to collapse back against the guardrail, then rolls Manhunter #1 into the ring, and jumps up on the apron. Manhunter #1 begins getting up... and Paul Canyon springs up onto the top rope, and leaps off to nail him with a springboard dropkick! Manhunter #1's down, and Paul Canyon puts him in a standing headscissors... piledriver!! This could be over pretty soon, because Paul Canyon's going up to the top turnbuckle... MAGIC CARPET RIDE!! He hooks the leg, and he could have this one! Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Blade comes in and breaks the pin with an elbowdrop! Owen Addison's still out of commission on the apron after the Breakdown, and he wasn't able to come in and and prevent the save!

Paul Canyon goes over to the Wrecking Crew's corner to argue with Blade, and some heated words are getting exchanged. Paul Canyon shoves Blade on the apron, and Blade... slaps his hand! Blade just tagged himself in, and he nails Paul Canyon with a series of punches, then pitches him out of the ring! Manhunter #1's getting up, and Blade unloads on him with another series of punches, and whips him to the ropes... no, Manhunter #1 reverses it! And Manhunter #2 pulls down the ropes on the outside, causing Blade to spill out to the floor! Manhunter #2 kicks at him a few times, then grabs him and takes him head-first to the ringsteps! He rolls Blade back in... but John Uldwall attacks him on the outside, and they begin brawling on the floor!

Manhunter #1 stomps and kicks at Blade a few times, then pulls him up and grabs him by the throat... chokeslam!! But for some reason, he's not going for the cover... he's going up to the top turnbuckle! His partner's still brawling with John Uldwall on the outside of the ring, but he's going to try to do this one solo... DIVING HEADBUTT!! It connected, and a battered, weary Stormy Weathers just clobbered John Uldwall in the back of the head with the ugly stick on the outside, unseen by Linda Peterson! Manhunter #1 goes for the cover, and Manhunter #2 slides in to block Paul Canyon from making the save as Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout!! Blade kicked out after that Diving Headbutt! The Manhunters exchange a glance, then pull him up and give him a double bodyslam... and they're going to do this the right way now! They both go up to the top... John Uldwall's still down on the floor... DOUBLE DIVING HEADBUTT!! But Blade rolls out of the way! The Manhunters wipe out on the mat, and Blade looks to his corner... but John Uldwall's still down on the floor! The Manhunters are starting to get up... but Owen Addison is up too now, and he looks ready to go! He holds out his hand... Blade looks back and forth at the Manhunters, then at Owen, and then to the crowd, which erupts in a chorus of cheers... and he makes the tag!

Owen Addison steps into the ring as the Manhunters get up, and he immediately takes Manhunter #1 down with a dropkick! Manhunter #2 charges him, but Owen Addison brings him down with a drop toe hold, then Paul Canyon grabs the ropes and slingshots himself in onto him with a slingshot elbowdrop! They toss him out of the ring, where John Uldwall grabs him and begins assaulting him on the outside again. Owen Addison pulls back on Manhunter #1's head, and drops him with an inverted DDT, as Paul Canyon goes up to the top. Paul Canyon jumps off... MAGIC CARPET RIDE!! For the second time, Manhunter #1 just took the Magic Carpet Ride, and he has to be nearly knocked out! Paul Canyon runs to the other turnbuckle and climbs to the top of it... and comes off to wipe out both John Uldwall and Manhunter #2 with a flying cross bodypress to the outside! Owen Addison covers Manhunter #1 and hooks the leg... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... but Blade reaches in and slaps Manhunter #1, tagging himself in!

Blade enters the ring, and nails Owen Addison with a series of hammer-like fists as he gets up, backing him up, then whips him to the corner... no, Owen Addison reverses the whip, and whips Blade straight into Manhunter #1 as he gets up! Manhunter #1 goes down again, and Blade staggers back... and Owen Addison grabs him and picks him up... TOMBSTONE!! Paul Canyon, Manhunter #2, and John Uldwall are still down on the outside as Owen Addison makes the cover and Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! The Ontario Color Show retains!!

The Ontario Color Show defeated The Manhunters and The Wrecking Crew when O. Addison pinned Blade with the Tombstone in 0:17:01.
Rating: * 1/2
(The Ontario Colour Show retained the VCW World Tag Team Titles.)

Owen Addison rolls out of the ring, raising his hands in victory, and helps Paul Canyon up, as the crowd cheers. They reclaim the VCW World Tag Team Titles and begin heading backstage... and now John Uldwall's in the ring, checking on his partner Blade after the Tombstone. He appears to be okay, and he's helping him up... but Manhunter #2 comes in and clobbers John Uldwall from behind! They're not done yet! Now Manhunter #1's pulling himself up as well, and going after Blade... but Blade's returning fire, and so's John Uldwall! John Uldwall reverses a whip to the ropes and takes Manhunter #2 down with a clothesline, then attacks Manhunter #1. Both Wrecking Crew members pull Manhunter #1 up... DOUBLE POWER BOMB!! He's laid out, and now Manhunter #2's getting up, and John Uldwall pulls him up and gives him a massive power bomb as Blade goes up to the top turnbuckle! John Uldwall crouches in the opposite corner, as they await Manhunter #2's attempt to stand up. He gets up... BREAKDOWN!! The Wrecking Crew just knocked him straight back to the mat with the Breakdown, and now both Manhunters are laid out!

Stormy Weathers is beside himself at ringside, and both Manhunters stay down as the Wrecking Crew heads backstage, to a huge round of cheers from the crowd. They may not have won the VCW World Tag Team Titles, but they took the Manhunters apart tonight, and there's no question about that! The Ontario Colour Show has proven, tonight, that they're still the top tag team in VCW, and the Wrecking Crew just dismantled the Manhunters in the middle of the ring... and if Stormy Weathers wants to elevate them to the top of VCW, it's clear that he'll have to go about it a little differently!

We've already seen plenty of great wrestling action so far, but things are about to heat up. As we take a break to get the Manhunters cleared out of the ring, why don't you also take a break? This is your chance to rest your eyes, go to the bathroom, walk the doggie, or get something to eat or drink... Part Two of the Big Fight, with the thirty-man Big Fight battle royal and our two main events, will be waiting for you when you get back!

Follow this link for Part Two!