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Welcome, VCW fans, to another installment of what should be a great VCW pay-per-view! If this is your first time watching a VCW presentation of Disaster Area on pay-per-view, be forewarned... this is the one pay-per-view of the year where VCW has traditionally thrown caution to the wind and let ANYTHING go. Sex, bloodshed, intensity, and high emotions reign freely tonight, so check your inhibitions, modesty, and weak stomach in at the door before you hop on this ride. Just to sum it up... this ain't ballet. With that said, it's time to buckle up for a whirlwind night of EXTREME wrestling action!

... Unfortunately, some of that "extreme" comes in the form of being extremely bad wrestling, and we're going to see some of that now. "Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic begins playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd gives a lukewarm round of boos as Ruby Richard Cage comes out of the backstage entrance, accompanied by "The Pest of the West" Jesse Smark. He enters the ring and spins around pointing to the fans, then makes the Ruby Cutter sign to a small fizzle of pyro. With that out of the way, he grabs a microphone...

R.R. Cage: Yo, Stormy. I'm JACKED to the MOON, and I'm ready to get this party started. Get your Kentucky-fried ass out here and FEEL THE BANG!!

Now "Call It Stormy Monday" by the Allman Brothers Band is playing, and that brings out Stormy Weathers, along with Vickie Romano and Fred Errara. The crowd boos loudly for him as he steps out of the backstage entrance and makes his way to the ring. Fortunately, neither Stormy Weathers nor Vickie Romano nor Fred Errara seems inclined to go for a microphone... maybe we'll get this over with quickly! Stormy Weathers steps into the ring with Ruby Richard Cage, and Bobcat McGavin is calling for the bell to begin the match now!

Stormy Weathers
w/Vickie Romano & Fred Errara

vs.

Ruby Richard Cage
w/Jesse Smark

Stormy Weathers moves in, and begins clobbering Ruby Richard Cage with a series of punches... but Ruby Richard Cage retaliates with blows of his own, coming out ahead. For all that he's old and washed up, it has to be said that he's physically larger and stronger than Stormy Weathers. He whips Stormy Weathers into a corner, then charges in after him with a shoulderblock... but Stormy Weathers moves, and Ruby Richard Cage collides with the turnbuckles! Ruby Richard Cage staggers back... and Stormy Weathers rolls him up from behind for a pin! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half!

Vickie Romano immediately jumps up on the apron, protesting vehemently... but she's not arguing with the count, she's arguing with Stormy's use of the quick roll-up! She seems to be telling him to use entertaining spots and lots of punches instead of wrestling techniques... but as she talks, Ruby Richard Cage is up behind him! Stormy Weathers yells something at Vickie Romano, and turns around... into the RUBY CUTTER!! He walked right into it!! Stormy Weathers is down and out already, thanks to Vickie Romano's inopportune lecture! Ruby Richard Cage goes for the cover, and Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Vickie Romano enters the ring, grabs Ruby Richard Cage's legs, and pulls him off before three! And she's still holding his legs... she steps through and locks on a scorpion deathlock!! She audibly yells "RING THE FUCKING BELL!!" at the timekeeper... and as Bobcat McGavin signals for the bell, it does indeed ring!

Ruby Richard Cage defeated Stormy Weathers via disqualification in 0:00:47.
Rating: DUD

Vickie Romano quickly releases the hold and rolls out of the ring, joining Fred Errara on the outside... and they're taking off! They're heading for the backstage entrance... but Stormy crawls out of the ring, and grabs a microphone now as they retreat!

S. Weathers: BRIAN!! VIRGINIA! Get out here and get them two crapheads for me right now!!

As Vickie Romano and Fred Errara try to retreat backstage, they're met at the entrance by Kid Rave, AKA Brian Rivera, and Connie Lingus, AKA Virginia. Kid Rave grabs Fred Errara, and Connie Lingus grabs Vickie Romano, and they're carrying them back to the ring! Ruby Richard Cage is remaining at ringside, gloating over his victory with Jesse Smark, as Fred Errara and Vickie Romano are brought before Stormy Weathers.

S. Weathers: All right, you two fast-talking Yankee con artists, what in the hell was that all about!? Y'all just made me look like a damn idiot in there!

Stormy Weathers holds the microphone in front of Vickie Romano and Fred Errara, to hear their response.

V. Romano: Quite frankly, Stormy, your idiocy continues to astound me. That was a SWERVE. It sells tickets. It raises buyrates and ratings. It makes MONEY.

S. Weathers: The hell it does! You just screwed me outta that match, woman!!

V. Romano: Quite frankly... I didn't screw Stormy Weathers... Stormy screwed Stormy.

S. Weathers: That's the damn stupidest thing I've heard in all my born days! Y'all can kiss ol' Stormy's ass! Brian! Virginia! Kick their asses for me!!

Kid Rave shrugs and tackles Fred Errara to the crowd, driving a series of right hands into his face, as Connie Lingus picks up Vickie Romano eagerly and takes her head-first into the ringpost. With Vickie Romano down, Connie Lingus pulls out a table and sets it up, and puts her in a standing headscissors... and the crowd actually cheers as she lifts Vickie Romano... POWER BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!! Meanwhile, Kid Rave drags Fred Errara onto the steel ramp and hooks his arms... BITCH SLAP ON THE STEEL!! Kid Rave and Connie Lingus just laid Stormy's former creative team to waste!

S. Weathers: All right, we're gonna salvage what we can from all this crap, then make like a hockey game and get the puck outta here! These ain't Kid Rave and Connie Lingus anymore... these here are Brian Rivera and Virginia, and right now it's time for Hunk Higgins to get out here so we can kick his punk ass!!

That's that, then... Stormy's creative team is history, Kid Rave is once again Brian Rivera, and Connie Lingus is once again Virginia! As trainers haul Vickie Romano and Fred Errara away, "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor begins playing, and that brings out Hunk Higgins, to a mild round of boos from the crowd. He's a pathetic sight, too... huge kneebraces cover both knees, tape covers his ribs, and he's wearing a neckbrace. In addition to that, he's making his way down the ramp with the aid of a walker, with a medic walking alongside of him, carrying an oxygen tank and trying to talk him out of coming to the ring the whole time. He feebly climbs into the ring, then grabs a microphone as he stands up, somewhat shaky on his feet.

H. Higgins: Well ya know somethin', Hunkamaniacs, there's a lot of Johnny-come-lately insiders saying that Hunkamania's dying, saying that the strongest force in the universe can't cut it anymore... and that's a load of crap, Jack. I'm in the best shape of my life, brothers, and I'll prove it tonight when I take this little punk Hunk Higgins wanna-be and whip him like the dog that he is, until his skin starts boiling and bubbling and he yells "Please, Hunk Higgins, I'm sorry I disrespected the strongest force in the universe, let me go! I'm sorry!!" And that's when... whe...

Hunk Higgins trails off into a huge fit of uncontrollable coughing, as the medic pats him on the back, trying to help him out. He raises the microphone again, and his voice is hoarse and weak.

H. Higgins: When... when I'm gonna... aw, crap, I'll skip to the end. I can't hack it. So what'cha gonna do when Hunkamania, the forty-two inch ANACONDAS, and the little M-A-Oites run wi... wild... aahhhck... awww, help me out, brother...

Gasping and wheezing, Hunk Higgins hands the microphone to Ruby Richard Cage, who takes it for him, though not before looking at him strangely.

R.R. Cage: Err... so what'cha gonna do when Hunkamania, the forty-two inch ANACONDAS, and all the little M-A-Oites RUN WILD ON YOU!?!?

The crowd boos, and Brian Rivera just smiles and cracks his knuckles, anticipating an easy kill. Referee Jerry Rogers enters the ring and calls for the bell, and that'll begin this match!

Brian Rivera
w/Stormy Weathers & Virginia

vs.

Hunk Higgins
w/Ruby Richard Cage, Jesse Smark, & Medic

They lock up in the middle of the ring, and Brian Rivera whips Hunk Higgins into the ropes... but Hunk Higgins can't even run into the ropes, and he tumbles over, clutching his knees in pain. Brian Rivera glares at him, then pulls him up and whips him into the ropes more forcefully, and this time Hunk Higgins manages a hobbling run off the ropes, and stumbles back to the other side... right into a dropkick from Brian Rivera! Hunk Higgins goes down, gasping and clutching his chest, and he immediately crawls to his corner, gasping for air... and the medic immediately hands him the oxygen mask and turns on oxgyen tank! Hunk Higgins begins sucking in air from the oxygen tank, and Brian Rivera stands back to wait for him to finish, looking disgusted by the whole pathetic spectacle.

After a few seconds on the oxygen tank, Hunk Higgins weakly pulls himself back to his feet, and Brian Rivera drills him with a series of punches, then scoops him up and bodyslams him. Hunk Higgins can't fight back... he's barely even mobile. Now Brian Rivera's going up to the top turnbuckle... and he yells "I'M GOING PLATINUM!!" and leaps off with a flying legdrop! The Kid Rave habits must die hard... but the flying legdrop connects, and he covers Hunk Higgins, hooking a leg! This one's over... Jerry Rogers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY!! Hunk Higgins just pressed Brian Rivera into the air, and he's getting up!! Brian Rivera watches in shock as Hunk Higgins rips off both of his kneebraces and chucks them aside, then tears the tape off of his ribs! Finally, he pulls off the neckbrace, tosses that aside as well, and shakes his head slowly while breathing heavily, as he points one finger at Brian Rivera... he's Hunking Up!!

Brian Rivera charges and takes a swing at Hunk Higgins, but Hunk Higgins doesn't even acknowledge the blow! He returns fire with a right hand of his own, then another, then a third, backing Brian Rivera into the ropes... and he whips him to the other side! Brian Rivera comes off the ropes... BIG BOOT!! He's down, and Hunk Higgins is making a "raising the roof" sign... and he picks Brian Rivera up again! He drills him to the mat with a bodyslam, then runs into the ropes... BIG LEG DROP!! That could do it... well, probably not, actually, but Hunk Higgins drops down for the cover... no, he's just down PERIOD, clutching his ribs and curling up as he gasps for breath!! He just can't hack it anymore! He crawls to his corner, and once again the medic brings forth the oxygen tank, and Hunk Higgins starts breathing from it.

Stormy Weathers is up on the apron, having seen just about enough of this, and he's objecting to Jerry Rogers... but there's really no rule against a wrestler breathing with the aid of an oxygen tank, and Jerry Rogers probably won't be stopping it... but Brian Rivera just got up, and he looks mad! He grabs the oxygen tank and rips it away from the medic and Hunk Higgins!! Hunk Higgins crawls towards him, hoarsely begging him to give the oxygen tank back... AND BRIAN RIVERA NAILS HIM WITH IT!! He just hit Hunk Higgins over the head with his own oxygen tank, and that laid him out! He goes down for the cover, and Jerry Rogers turns back from his argument with Stormy Weathers, seeing the pin, and begins to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!!

Brian Rivera pinned Hunk Higgins after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:02:48.
Rating: -***

Hunk Higgins is down, and the medic's motioning to the back... and a few more medics come out, pushing a stretcher. Brian Rivera raises Hunk Higgins's oxygen tank high above his head, posing with it like it's some kind of trophy, then pauses to swat away a few of the medics as they ask for him to give it back. Brian Rivera slips out of the ring and begins leaving with Stormy Weathers and Virginia. Let's hope this doesn't turn into an Oxygen Tank on a Pole match or something equally stupid... we've seen enough stupidity so far tonight. But even if that were the case, it doesn't seem likely that Hunk Higgins is in any condition to compete in another match... his breathing has now become very shallow as he's loaded onto the stretcher, and the medics hover over him, speaking in concerned tones as they push the stretcher backstage, followed by Jesse Smark and Ruby Richard Cage.

With that rubbish out of the way, we're ready to go on to a match that should feature some actual quality wrestling. "Riders On The Storm" by Creed is playing, and that brings out "Magnificent" Moy Lazzario and "Beautiful" Bobby Danson, the New Immortals, along with Nicole... and Nicole is carrying a croquet mallet, as usual lately. The crowd gives them the normal round of boos for the New Immortals as they make their way to the ring. They climb inside, and both grab microphones.

M. Lazzario: Hi, I'm "Magnificent" Moy Lazzario.

B. Danson: And I'm his tag team partner, "Beautiful" Bobby Danson. Together, we're the New Immortals. Two great wrestlers, one new and improved great tag team. And with us, as always, is the lovely and talented Nicole.

Nicole smiles at the compliment, but the crowd just boos.

M. Lazzario: Tonight... we're taking on the Heavy Metal Express. And even if it wasn't already obvious that we're going to win this match, we're giving you fair warning... we've got a secret weapon up our sleeves. And with our secret weapon, there's no way we can lose.

B. Danson: I'll say. It's going to be swell when the Heavy Metal Express is in here with us, not expecting a thing, and all of the sudden--

M. Lazzario: No, come on now! Don't tell them about the secret weapon!

B. Danson: Well... okay. We'll leave it as a surprise.

M. Lazzario: But I will tell you this...

Bobby Danson nods, smiling excitedly.

B. Danson: Tell them!

M. Lazzario: The secret weapon's gonna have everyone talking for weeks!

B. Danson: Damn straight!

M. Lazzario: It's gonna shake the foundations of VCW!!

B. Danson: Yeah!!

M. Lazzario: The whole entire wrestling world's gonna be changed FOREVER!!

B. Danson: YEAH!!

M. Lazzario: NOOOOOBODY's gonna come out straight!!

B. Danson: Huh!?

M. Lazzario: Aw, never mind, already. Get the Heavy Metal Express out here.

The crowd continues to boo... what could these two possibly have in store that could be that important? But now "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison begins playing, and the crowd cheers loudly as Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale, the Heavy Metal Express, come running out of the backstage entrance. They slide into the ring... and they immediately turn their backs on the New Immortals, facing the crowd as they headbang and play air guitar!! Of course the New Immortals jump them from behind, and Brendan Powers is in the ring now, calling for the bell to get this match started!

New Immortals
w/Nicole

vs.

Heavy Metal Express

Bobby Danson quickly chucks Marty Jannetty out of the ring, and comes in to assist Moy Lazzario in double-teaming Lars Coverdale. They whip him into the ropes, and Moy Lazzario takes him down with a drop-toe hold, as Bobby Danson comes off the ropes, then gives him a kneedrop to the back of the head! They pick him up, and Bobby Danson lifts him up in a Gorilla Press... but Lars Coverdale slips down behind him and nails him in the back with a dropkick! Bobby Danson staggers forward into Moy Lazzario, knocking heads with him, then staggers back into a roll-up from Lars Coverdale! Brendan Powers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And only two, before Bobby Danson kicks out forcefully!

Lars Coverdale grabs Bobby Danson by the back of the hair and takes him head-first into the turnbuckle, then backs him into the corner and nails him with a few right hands, rocking him back in the corner... and he measures him, then leaps up and nails him with a spinning back kick to the jaw! Bobby Danson staggers out of the corner, and Lars Coverdale gives him a knee to the gut, doubling him over, then goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Lars Coverdale flips out of it... but Bobby Danson mows him down with a clothesline as he lands on his feet!!

Bobby Danson tags in Moy Lazzario, then picks Lars Coverdale up and bodyslams him near the ropes, and Moy Lazzario jumps onto the top rope from the apron, then leaps off with a springboard bodypress... right onto Lars Coverdale's knees as he gets them up! Moy Lazzario immediately curls up, clutching his stomach, and Lars Coverdale gets to his feet, then pulls Moy Lazzario up and whips him into the ropes! Moy Lazzario comes off and springs at Lars Coverdale with a Thesz press, right into a dropkick from Lars!!

Moy Lazzario's down again, and Lars Coverdale tags in Marty Jannetty, then pulls Moy Lazzario up and gives him a vertical suplex. With Moy Lazzario down, Lars Coverdale hooks Marty Jannetty in a front chancery, and suplexes him onto Moy Lazzario's fallen body!! Marty Jannetty gets up, and now he hooks Lars Coverdale... and he gives him a vertical suplex onto Moy Lazzario in return! On the apron, Bobby Danson has seen quite enough of this, and he charges into the ring... but Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale both kick him in the midsection, then put on a double chancery and lift, giving him a double vertical suplex onto Moy Lazzario as well! Lars Coverdale and Marty Jannetty exchange a glance and advance on Brendan Powers, perhaps intending to suplex him onto Moy Lazzario, but he's not having that... he orders Lars to return to his corner immediately.

Moy Lazzario starts to get up as Marty Jannetty turns back to the action, and Marty quickly pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Marty Jannetty leapfrogs over Moy Lazzario on the first pass, then runs into the ropes on the opposite side... Lars Coverdale whacks Moy Lazzario in the back of the head from the apron as he comes off the ropes, sending him staggering forward... right into a spinning leg lariat from Marty Jannetty! Moy Lazzario's down, and Marty Jannetty crawls across him for the cover, and Brendan Powers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Moy Lazzario!!

Moy Lazzario's getting up, and Marty Jannetty hooks him from behind in a waistlock, but Moy Lazzario throws a back elbowsmash! Marty Jannetty ducks as Moy Lazzario spins around, but he keeps his grip on and goes for a Northern Lights suplex... but Moy Lazzario smashes him in the back with a double-axhandle smash! Marty Jannetty crumples down a bit, and Moy Lazzario grabs him and takes him down with a gutwrench suplex! Marty Jannetty starts to get up again, but now Moy Lazzario grabs a double handful of his hair and pulls him into a jawbreaker! Brendan Powers complains about the blatant hair-pull, but that just gets a glare from Moy Lazzario.

Marty Jannetty's down, and Moy Lazzario starts choking him! Brendan Powers demands that he release the chokehold, but Moy Lazzario waits until late in the four-count before releasing Marty Jannetty. Brendan Powers warns him, and Moy Lazzario nods sincerely and gravely, then grabs Marty Jannetty's legs and holds them spread... and gives him a kick to the crotch, causing him to curl up in pain! Brendan Powers is becoming irate here, and he starts sternly scolding Moy Lazzario for that abuse of the rules... but as he does, Bobby Danson climbs into the ring and holds Marty Jannetty's legs apart, and he kicks him in the crotch while Brendan Powers is busy with his partner! But now Lars Coverdale's angry, and he comes in, trying to put a stop to it. Brendan Powers sees him enter and starts trying to send him back to his corner, but as he does, Nicole slides into the ring, holds Marty Jannetty's legs spread, and kicks him in the crotch as well!

Nicole slides out of the ring before Brendan Powers turns around, having not seen any of the interference, but now Moy Lazzario makes a tag to Bobby Danson. Bobby Danson comes in and pulls Marty Jannetty up, then takes a running start with him... he's going for the Running Powerslam! But Marty Jannetty slips out behind him, and Bobby Danson turns around, right into a kick to the midsection... and a Rocker Dropper!! That took the wind out of his sails, but now both men are down, and they both crawl to their corners, bringing in Moy Lazzario and Lars Coverdale again!

Lars Coverdale charges in with a clothesline, but Moy Lazzario ducks under it and grabs his arm, then slips around to the other side and grabs the other arm, kicking his legs out from under him as he does. Still holding both arms, Moy Lazzario puls a knee in his back and pulls back in a surfboard!! The crowd boos, and Lars Coverdale's trying to fight it... but Marty Jannetty runs in and breaks the hold with a quick dropkick to Moy Lazzario! Brendan Powers forces Marty Jannetty back to his corner, but as he does, Lars Coverdale holds Moy Lazzario's legs spread, then kicks him in the crotch behind his back! The crowd explodes into cheers for that little bit of retaliation, but Bobby Danson runs in, charging Lars Coverdale with a clothesline... but Lars ducks the clothesline, and pops up as he turns around, to nail him with the Sweet Chin Music!!

Bobby Danson goes down and rolls out of the ring, collapsing in a heap on the floor, and now Lars Coverdale grabs Moy Lazzario and makes a tag to Marty Jannetty. Marty Jannetty grabs Moy Lazzario in a waistlock and goes for a German suplex, but Moy Lazzario flips out of it behind him, then takes him down with a Russian legsweep! Marty Jannetty's down, and Moy Lazzario runs into the ropes, then goose-steps off and drops a leg on Marty Jannetty. He covers him and hooks the leg, as Brendan Powers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Marty Jannetty!

Moy Lazzario pulls Marty Jannetty up, and now he whips him into the ropes, and runs off the other side... THESZ PRESS!! He took him down with a Thesz press in the middle of the ring, and he opens up on him with a series of right hands to the side of the head! The crowd boos, but Moy Lazzario just pulls Marty Jannetty up, kicks him in the midsection, and goes for the Ace Crusher... but Marty shoves him forward, chest-first into the turnbuckles! Moy Lazzario connects hard and staggers out, turning around... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Moy Lazzario just turned straight into it, and Marty Jannetty goes for the cover, but Bobby Danson's going to the top turnbuckle... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... MINNESOTA JAM!! Bobby Danson just came off the top and broke the pin with the Minnesota Jam before the three-count! Marty Jannetty goes limp, and Bobby Danson turns the pin over! Brendan Powers goes down to count again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Lars reaches in and tags himself in!!

Lars Coverdale rushes into the ring, and so does Bobby Danson... but Lars takes him down with a dropkick in the middle of the ring! Bobby Danson gets up again, but Lars Coverdale nails him with another dropkick, this one sending him out of the ring to the floor! As Bobby Danson gets up on the floor, Lars Coverdale climbs up to the top turnbuckle... 450 PLANCHA!! Bobby Danson goes down under him, and Lars Coverdale stands over him, surveying his work happily... but Moy Lazzario gets up inside the ring, and he takes a running start and dives out onto Lars Coverdale with a plancha!! Lars Coverdale goes down, and Moy Lazzario looks down at him, smiling smugly... but Marty Jannetty's up, and as Moy Lazzario turns around, he leaps out onto him with a tope!! Moy Lazzario goes down, and now Marty Jannetty stands over the wreckage, surveying it... but Nicole climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and leaps off at him!! But Marty Jannetty catches Nicole, wrapping his arms around her, then gives her a big kiss, to the delight of the crowd!

Meanwhile, Lars Coverdale pulls Moy Lazzario up and rolls him into the ring, then hooks on a full nelson... RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!! That could do it... Moy Lazzario's down on the mat! But Lars Coverdale's going up to the top turnbuckle... FROG SPLASH!! That should do it for sure! Lars Coverdale covers Moy Lazzario and hooks a leg... but on the outside, an angry Bobby Danson just took Marty down with a low blow, then smashed him head-first into the ringsteps! Brendan Powers goes down to count, as once again Bobby Danson goes up to the top turnbuckle... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... MINNESOTA JAM!! But Lars moves!! Lars Coverdale moved out of the way, and Bobby Danson just hit the Minnesota Jam on Moy Lazzario! He looks down at Moy Lazzario in horror, then looks back to Lars Coverdale... just in time to get another dose of Sweet Chin Music!

Bobby Danson goes down, but someone just ran out of the backstage entrance, carrying a chair!! MONGO!! It's Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and he slides into the ring with the chair... is he the New Immortals' secret weapon!? He charges Lars Coverdale with the chair... AND LARS DROPKICKS IT INTO HIS FACE!! Mongo's down, Bobby Danson is down, and once again Lars covers Moy Lazzario and hooks a leg... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! The Heavy Metal Express win!!

The Heavy Metal Express defeated The New Immortals when Coverdale defeated Lazzario via pinfall in 0:10:41.
Rating: ** 1/4

Lars Coverdale rolls out of the ring to help Marty Jannetty to his feet, and the Heavy Metal Express have emerged with the victory, on this occasion. They're heading backstage, celebrating to the cheers of the fans, as Bobby Danson gets to his feet in the ring. Bobby Danson grabs Moy Lazzario and picks his fallen carcass up across his shoulders, then begins carrying him backstage as well, accompanied by Nicole and Mongo. The New Immortals' pay-per-view debut wasn't much of a success... and their secret weapon just misfired big-time!

Now we're ready to go into our next match. "Ballbreaker" by AC/DC begins playing, and here comes Virginia, wearing a robe and looking rather surly and grumpy, to the boos of the crowd! Based on what happened earlier in the show, she's reverted to using her given name, Virginia, instead of her gimmicky alias, Connie Lingus. Somebody better call Overnight Sexation Magazine and tell them to stop the presses and change the name print on the magazine... but right now, Virginia may have more important things on her mind. She's competing for the VCW T & A Title tonight... not the most prestigious belt in the world, but a title's a title. She enters the ring and throws off her robe, revealing her oiled physique, barely contained in a black bikini. The crowd continues to boo as she kneels and flexes her muscles... her muscular body's not exactly the standard of feminine beauty.

But now "Woke Up This Morning (Chosen One Mix)" by Alabama Three is playing over the arena sound system, and that brings out Jennie, also wearing a robe, to a mixed round of cheers and boos from the crowd. She's nearly a foot shorter and a hundred pounds lighter than Virginia, and she obviously seems to be at a physical disadvantage. She knows it, too... she's a little hesitant as she climbs into the ring. But when she throws off the robe, the crowd explodes into cheers, and for good reason... she's wearing a white bikini top and a nearly nonexistant white thong! Her exposed skin is glistening with oil, and she sets the VCW T & A Title aside, then turns to Virginia, who's staring at her with a sort of grouchy malevolence. Linda Peterson's in the ring, calling for the bell to begin this match, and it starts now!

Bikini Oil Wrestling Match:
For the VCW T & A Title:

Jennie (c)

vs.

Virginia

Jennie steps forward timidly and locks up with Virginia, grabbing her in a quick headlock... but Virginia effortlessly powers her up, and drives her down into the mat with a vicious belly-to-back suplex!! Jennie folds over and flops down face-first on the mat into an oily, twitching heap, and Virginia hauls her up by the straps of her bikini top... but those straps break!! Jennie falls down on the mat, still face-down, as Virginia shrugs, then tosses the bikini top aside, with the crowd cheering excitedly. Virginia grabs Jennie by the hair this time, and pulls her up again... and the crowd's cheers become deafening as Jennie's bare, oiled breasts are exposed to plain view!! Virginia just seems disgusted, though, and she grabs her by the throat... CHOKESLAM!! Jennie's bare chest jiggles enticingly upon impact, but she could be seriously hurt... she's already down and out!

Virginia glares down at Jennie with disgust, as the crowd continues to cheer for the sight of the nudity, but now Virginia draws her thumb across her throat and pulls her up across her shoulders. She starts spinning, then drops down after a few rotations... AIRPLANE SPIN INTO AN ACE CRUSHER!! That did it for sure... Jennie's down and out on the mat, and Virginia just turns her over, then puts one foot over her bare chest as the crowd boos. Linda Peterson goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! This match is over!

Bikini Oil Wrestling Match:
Virginia pinned Jennie after an airplane spin into an Ace Crusher in 0:00:48.
Rating: DUD
(Virginia won the VCW T & A Title.)

Virginia just won this match decisively!! Linda Peterson grabs the VCW T & A Title and hands it to Virginia, who takes it and looks at it like she was just handed a sack of rotting garbage, then tosses it aside. Evidently she's not too excited about her new title reign... but someone's coming out of the backstage entrance! It's Brujah!! He can't be happy about what just happened! He slides into the ring, standing between Virginia and Jennie, and he's shouting something at Virginia! His fists clench up, and it looks like he's preparing to strike... but now Rebecca Black comes running out of the backstage entrance as well! She slides into the ring between Virginia and Brujah, and she seems to be saying something to Brujah... and Brujah is reluctantly letting this one drop, it would seem.

Rebecca Black motions for Virginia to clear out of the ring, and she's doing just that. As Rebecca Black turns around, Brujah seems to be demanding her leather jacket, and evidently Rebecca Black's willing to concede on this one, because she slips out of the jacket and hands it to Brujah, who takes it and puts it on Jennie, concealing her bare breasts once again. The crowd boos loudly, and a few stray drinks are tossed at Brujah, but Brujah just yells something at them and gives them the finger, then picks Jennie up and begins carrying her away, followed by Rebecca Black. Obviously, Brujah wanted to get Jennie out of there... but why did Rebecca Black stop him from attacking Virginia? Just for old times' sake?

Matches like that one are part of the reason we put a disclaimer at the top of the show... the next match may be another part of the reason, but a very different one. "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC begins playing over the arena sound system, and that brings out Butch Manson. He's been in some brutal, bloody matches in his VCW tenure, and this could easily turn into another one, as he takes on hated enemy Dean Sanders. Hell's Bikers and Stiff Competition have been at each other's throats for months now, and they're meeting tonight in a pair of singles matches to settle it. The crowd boos as Butch Manson climbs into the ring and raises a fist high in the air, a vicious snarl coming across his face.

But now "War Machine" by KISS begins playing, and here comes Dean Sanders, as the crowd cheers loudly! As usual, he's all business, focusing on the ring, with his aggressive nature showing through in his eyes and stern expression. Like Butch Manson, he's focused on one thing... destroying his opponent in this match. He walks to the ring and climbs inside, then stops briefly to check his kneepads and wrists, and then immediately steps forward to lock up with Butch Manson. Bobcat McGavin calls for the bell, and that'll kick off this match!

Butch Manson

vs.

Dean Sanders

They lock up, and Butch Manson drives a knee into Dean Sanders's gut, then hooks him for a vertical suplex. But as he lifts him, Dean Sanders slips out behind him and hooks on a waistlock, then takes Butch Manson down with a German suplex! Bobcat McGavin goes down to count... ONE!! ... And only one, as Butch Manson quickly kicks out! They both get to their feet, and Butch Manson rushes at Dean Sanders again, but Dean Sanders ducks his clothesline attempt, wrapping around behind him, and takes him down with another German suplex! Again, he holds the bridge and Bobcat McGavin makes the count... ONE!! ... Kickout again!! Butch Manson rolls out of the ring this time, cursing and kicking the ringsteps... but Dean Sanders rushes his way, then hits him with a baseball slide that sends him crashing back-first into the guardrail!

Butch Manson staggers out, and Dean Sanders whips him into another section of guardrail! Butch Manson collides hard back-first with the rail, and slumps against it, and Dean Sanders begins firing off stiff chops into his chest! Butch Manson roars in pain as he absorbs the first few chops, then steps out of the corner and begins drilling Dean Sanders with a few big right hands of his own! Dean Sanders fires back with some more blows, but Butch Manson kicks him low! Dean Sanders doubles over, and Butch Manson grabs him and rams him head-first into the ringpost!! The crowd boos as Butch Manson stands over Dean Sanders's fallen body, raising a fist in the air triumphantly... and when Butch Manson pulls Dean Sanders up again, his face is covered with blood! He was busted open on the steel ringpost, in a big way!

Butch Manson rolls Dean Sanders back into the ring, then climbs in after him. Dean Sanders starts to get up groggily, but Butch Manson grabs him from behind, then gives him a massive belly-to-back suplex! Dean Sanders is down, and Butch Manson's going for the pin... no, he's crouching over him and ripping at the bloody wound on his forehead with his fingernails! He's just drawing more blood and worsening his condition... and now he crouches low over him, biting and gnawing at his bloody forehead!! The crowd boos, and when Butch Manson comes up, his teeth and beard are dripping with blood, as a wild, crazed smile crosses his face! What kind of sick, sadistic man is he!?

Dean Sanders is still a bloody mess, and Butch Manson pulls him up, driving a few stiff right hands into his bloody face, then whips him into the corner. Butch Manson charges in with a kneelift... but Dean Sanders moves out of the way, and Butch Manson's knee collides with the turnbuckle! He staggers out, limping a little where his right knee struck the turnbuckle, and Dean Sanders quickly capitalizes, taking him down with a dropkick to the knee! Butch Manson goes down, clutching his knee, and a grin spreads across Dean Sanders's blood-covered face as he grabs his leg, then drops an elbow on the knee! Butch Manson bellows in pain, and Dean Sanders grabs the leg and slaps on a kneebar! Butch Manson's caught in the hold, but he's scrambling for the ropes, using his superior strength to fight his way there quickly... and after several seconds, he makes it to the ropes, forcing the break!

They get up, and Dean Sanders clobbers Butch Manson with a few right hands to the face, then whips him into the ropes. Butch Manson favors his right knee as he runs off the ropes, and he runs right into a lariat from Dean Sanders that knocks him off of his feet! Dean Sanders crouches down to cover... no, instead of covering, he's kneeling over Butch Manson and pummelling him with right hands to the face! Bobcat McGavin orders him up, so Dean Sanders gets up, and he pulls Butch Manson up by the hair as well! He knees him in the gut, then puts him in a standing headscissors... he's looking for a power bomb, but Butch Manson backdrops out of it! Dean Sanders tries to take Butch Manson over with a sunset flip, but Butch Manson just crouches down and starts smashing Dean Sanders's bloody face with a series of right hands!

Bobcat McGavin orders Butch Manson to stop with the right hands as well, so he gets up, pulling Dean Sanders up with him. He grabs the back of Dean Sanders's head, then nails him with a massive headbutt, getting some of his blood on his own forehead in the process. Dean Sanders staggers back, and Butch Manson whips him into the ropes... then nails him with a massive powerslam when he comes off the other side! He hooks a leg and orders Bobcat McGavin to count, and he does... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Dean Sanders!! He scowls angrily, but scoops Dean Sanders up and bodyslams him, then starts going up to the top turnbuckle. This may be taking a risk, but he gets to the top... MOONSAULT!! But Dean Sanders moves, and Butch Manson wipes out on the mat!! He missed... and from the way he's holding his knee, he may have further damaged it on the blown moonsault!

That's not lost on Dean Sanders, either... as he gets up groggily and shakes off the effects of the abuse, shaking a few drops of blood from his gore-covered face as well, he immediately notices Butch Manson's pained attention to his knee. He pulls Butch Manson to his feet, then stuns him with a knee to the stomach... and now he grabs his right leg and takes him down with a kneebreaker! Butch Manson howls in pain, and does so again as Dean Sanders drops an elbow across his knee repeatedly! He's getting worked over here... and now Dean Sanders keeps holding his leg as he steps around and twists, looking for the Figure-Four Leglock... but Butch Manson kicks him off, and he goes forward head-first into the turnbuckle! That left a dark, bloody spot on the turnbuckle, and Dean Sanders turns and staggers around... right into a low blow from Butch Manson as he gets up!

Butch Manson grabs Dean Sanders' bloody forehead and starts ripping and tearing at the wound again, opening it further and drawing fresh blood... Dean Sanders is just a bloody mess now, and blood loss alone has to have taken quite a toll on him. Butch Manson slips around and gives him a belly-to-back suplex, bringing him crashing to the mat... but he's not done yet! He pulls Dean Sanders up into a standing headscissors and hooks his waist... PILEDRIVER!! A bloody spot is left on the mat, and that could do it... Butch Manson stands up, favoring his right leg, and yells "THAT'S IT!", then goes down for the cover! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Shoulder up at two and three-quarters! That almost did it, and but for the hesitation on Butch Manson's part, perhaps it could have!

He looks down at Dean Sanders angrily, then steps out to the apron... and he's going up to the top turnbuckle again! He's a little slowed by his injured leg, but he gets there, and gives Dean Sanders a thumbs-down gesture, then leaps... FLYING LEGDROP!! That's his move!! He just came off the top with the Flying Legdrop, right to Dean Sanders's throat... but that took a toll on his right leg, too! He's grimacing in pain, rolling around on the mat and clutching his knee... but finally, he shakes off the pain and throws an arm over Dean Sanders! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THRE... Shoulder up at two and nine-tenths!! Dean Sanders is still somehow in this match!!

Butch Manson's looking positively furious now... he pulls Dean Sanders up again, and now he's picking him up in a rear gutwrench! He's going for a Tombstone, or perhaps even a Destiny Driver... but Dean Sanders is somehow squirming and struggling! He counters the move with a standing headscissors, taking Butch Manson down! Butch Manson gets up again, a little slow on his right leg, and advances again on the groggy Dean Sanders... but Dean Sanders comes to life and belts him in the stomach with a hard right hand! Butch Manson doubles over, and Dean Sanders hooks him in a front chancery, then whips him stiffly to the mat with a snap suplex!

Both men take a little time to get up, and Dean Sanders is up first this time. He hooks Butch Manson for a second snap suplex, but Butch Manson gives him a shot to the ribs, then reverses into a vertical suplex... but his knee gives out when he gets him up, and Dean Sanders slips out behind him! Butch Manson turns around, seething in pain, and Dean Sanders gives him a swift kick to the kneecap! That doubles him over, and Dean Sanders puts on a standing headscissors... POWER BOMB!! He just power bombed Butch Manson, but he's not going for the cover... he grabs his leg and steps around... and he slapped on the Figure-Four Leglock!! Butch Manson starts struggling and trying to break the hold or drag himself to the ropes, but he's a little groggy and weak after the power bomb. He's a tough customer, though... will he submit? Is there any quitting in Butch Manson!? He's trying to drag himself to the ropes, making it inch by inch... but Dean Sanders just grits his teeth and forcefully drags him back in the other way!! Butch Manson is struggling, trying to turn the hold... and he can't do it! He taps out!! Dean Sanders has won this match!!

Dean Sanders made Butch Manson submit to the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:10:34.
Rating: *** 1/4

Dean Sanders is a bloody mess, but he's also the winner of this match! It was stiff, brutal, and technically sound, and it ended up being a better wrestling match than one normally associates with the Stiff Competition-Hell's Bikers feud. Dean Sanders has emerged victorious, but he's not hanging around the ring long to celebrate... he rolls out of the ring and begins staggering backstage, evidently a little bit disoriented by blood loss, as the crowd cheers him on. Blood's running down his neck and chest, covering his face... the mat is stained with blood in several places, and Butch Manson is covered in it as well, despite the fact that he wasn't bleeding. After a few seconds, Butch Manson gets up and starts limping backstage as well, favoring his right leg severely.

We're moving on to our next match now... "Calling Dr. Love" by KISS is playing, and that brings out "Doctor" Dave Adams, along with Nurse Vivacia. The crowd boos as he makes his way to the ring and climbs inside, then peels off his white labcoat. Nurse Vivacia unbuttons her blouse, teasing that she's going to take that off, but she only undoes the buttons enough to show a large amount of cleavage, earning continued boos from the crowd. Dave Adams remains in the ring, awaiting his opponent...

And "Surfing With The Alien" by Joe Satriani kicks on, as Salvaje Demonio emerges from the backstage entrance, to a chorus of cheers from the crowd! He runs down the aisle, and slides into the ring without missing a beat. Dave Adams tries to lunge forward and attack him, but Salvaje Demonio's up too quick, and he catches Dave Adams with a series of punches! Dave Adams is rocked, and Jerry Rogers is in the ring now, calling for the bell to get this match started!

"Doctor" Dave Adams
w/Nurse Vivacia

vs.

Salvaje Demonio

Salvaje Demonio backs Dave Adams into the ropes with a series of punches, then whips him to the other side, and takes him off his feet with a dropkick when he comes off! Dave Adams pops up and charges again, but runs into a second dropkick! And he gets up, and once again charges, but this time Salvaje Demonio takes him down with an armdrag takedown! Dave Adams gets up, yelling and kicking the bottom rope in frustration... and as he does, Salvaje Demonio charges in, nailing him with another dropkick that sends him out through the ropes to the floor! Dave Adams gets up on the floor, with his frustration mounting... and Salvaje Demonio climbs to the top turnbuckle, then leaps out onto him with a flying cross bodypress to the floor!!

Dave Adams crashes down under Salvaje Demonio, and Salvaje Demonio begins pummelling him with more right hands! Staying on the offense, he picks him up and rolls him into the ring, then climbs inside after him... but Nurse Vivacia trips him as he gets in! Salvaje Demonio staggers forward, and Dave Adams catches him with a low blow, earning a warning from Jerry Rogers. But Dave Adams just glares at him, then begins mashing Salvaje Demonio in the back with repeated forearm shows while he's doubled over. With Salvaje Demonio stunned, he scoops him up and bodyslams him, then measures him briefly and drops an elbow on his chest. He hooks the leg, and Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And only two, because Salvaje Demonio's not done yet by a long shot!

Dave Adams pulls Salvaje Demonio up from behind, then hooks on a waistlock and gives him an atomic drop. Salvaje Demonio tries to stagger forward, but Dave Adams holds the waistlock, then shifts his grip and lifts, bringing Salvaje Demonio crashing to the mat with a belly-to-back suplex! Dave Adams stops to pose briefly after that one, getting a round of boos from the crowd and some applause from Nurse Vivacia. But Salvaje Demonio's getting up, and Dave Adams quickly realizes that, backing him into the corner and nailing him with a series of kneelifts, doubling him over. With Salvaje Demonio bent over in the corner, Dave Adams brings him out with a snap mare, then slaps on a rear chinlock.

Salvaje Demonio's stuck in a seated position, and he struggles to escape the chinlock, but Dave Adams wrestles him to the ground. Salvaje Demonio's struggling, trying to power his way to the ropes or fight back up to his feet, trying to fight back somehow... but eventually he goes limp. Jerry Rogers goes to his side and checks his arm, and when he lifts it, it falls. He lifts it again... and it falls once again. And he lifts it a third time... and naturally, it stays up. Salvaje Demonio begins shaking as he slowly fights his way to his feet, then gives Dave Adams an elbowsmash to the gut! A second elbowsmash breaks the hold, and he runs into the ropes, then comes off to nail Dave Adams, taking him off his feet with a flying forearm!

Salvaje Demonio gets up, favoring his back a little bit, and nails Dave Adams with a series of forearm smashes, then hooks him in a front chancery and snaps him over in a snap suplex! He floats over for the cover, and Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Dave Adams! He still has a good deal left. Salvaje Demonio pulls him up again, then twists him around and brings him down with a reverse neckbreaker! But rather than go for the pin again, he pulls Dave Adams up from behind in a waistlock, and gives him a big release German suplex!! The crowd pops a little for that move, but Dave Adams is still pulling himself up groggily. But Salvaje Demonio slips behind him again, and brings him down with a second release German suplex! Dave Adams isn't so quick to get up this time, and Salvaje Demonio has to lift him to his feet, then slip around behind him again... but this time he hooks his arms... TIGER SUPLEX!! That could do it! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters!!

Salvaje Demonio seems a little bit nettled that that didn't put him away, but he lifts Dave Adams across his shoulders, and brings him down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack! He goes out to the apron and begins climbing the to the top turnbuckle... but when he reaches the top, Nurse Vivacia jumps up and slaps his ankle! He falls crotch-first on the top turnbuckle, and Jerry Rogers immediately goes over to Nurse Vivacia, questioning her angrily after catching her interference out of the corner of his eye, but she's just smiling seductively and flirting with him as she denies interfering. Jerry Rogers seems inclined to press the issue, but Nurse Vivacia turns around... and lifts her skirt in the back, revealing that she's not wearing ANYTHING under it!! Jerry Rogers stops and stares, as the crowd cheers for the (admittedly somewhat obscured) view of Nurse Vivacia's bare bottom... but in the ring, Dave Adams just climbed up to the top with Salvaje Demonio... SUPERPLEX!! Salvaje Demonio's down!

Dave Adams looks and sees that Nurse Vivacia has Jerry Rogers distracted, and slips out of the ring. He grabs a chair as Nurse Vivacia invites Jerry Rogers to run a hand over the bare skin of her backside. With Jerry Rogers still distracted, Dave Adams slides in with the chair, and lays it out on the mat. He pulls Salvaje Demonio up... DOCTOR'S ORDERS ON THE CHAIR!! That ought to do it! He kicks the chair out of the ring, and at a signal from Dave Adams, Nurse Vivacia lowers her skirt again, then points back to the ring, indicating for Jerry Rogers to do his job. Regretfully, he turns around and counts as Dave Adams goes for the pin... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! Damn it, Dave Adams just won!

Dave Adams pinned Salvaje Demonio with the Doctor's Orders in 0:06:32.
Rating: * 1/2

Dave Adams just stole this match from a much more capable and skillful opponent. He may have the victory, but to put it bluntly, he owes this victory to Nurse Vivacia's naked butt... he didn't win this match on his own. Nurse Vivacia smiles and gives Jerry Rogers a kiss on the cheek, earning a goofy smile from him in reply, and now Dave Adams and Nurse Vivacia are taking off, heading backstage with their ill-gotten victory as the crowd boos them. At the top of the ramp, Nurse Vivacia gets a round of cheers by teasing a second raise of her skirt, but instead of actually doing it she just laughs at the crowd and slips backstage with Dave Adams, getting another round of boos from the crowd. After a short time, Salvaje Demonio gets up and staggers backstage as well, clutching his back in pain as he goes.

We're going to move straight through into another match now, as "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC begins playing over the arena sound system, and big Jack Norman swaggers out of the backstage area, with his right fist wrapped in a heavy chain. He raises that fist high in the air, bellowing loudly, and earns a round of boos in reply, then begins making his way down the aisle... but someone's charging out of the back behind him! It's Bass Rogers, and he has a steel chair!! Bass Rogers clobbers Jack Norman from behind with the steel chair, sending him down to his hands and knees, then pulls him up by the waist and lifts... RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE STEEL RAMP!! Jack Norman just hit hard on the steel, and Bass Rogers is brutalizing him before the match even begins!

Jack Norman's down, and Bass Rogers hauls him up by the hair, then pitches him down the ramp. He stops after a few tumbles, but Bass Rogers grabs him and tosses him down further, to ringside! Jack Norman weakly starts to get up, and Bass Rogers rams him head-first into the steel ringpost, busting him open!! Jack Norman's bloodied, and this match hasn't even started yet! Bass Rogers grabs the chain from Jack Norman, then rolls him into the ring and climbs in after him! VCW referee Brendan Powers enters the ring and calls for the bell, and this match is going to begin now!

Chain Match:

Bass Rogers

vs.

Jack Norman

Jack Norman gets up, trying to shake off some of the beating he's already taken, but Bass Rogers just advances mercilessly, wrapping the chain around his neck and choking him out with it! Jack Norman struggles and thrashes around a little bit, but Brendan Powers isn't going to stop this... using the chain as a weapon, even for chokeholds, is perfectly legal in this match! Bass Rogers eventually takes a grip on the chain and snapmares Jack Norman down by it, then pulls it up, doubles it up, and begins swinging it around over his head wildly! Jack Norman starts to pull himself up... and Bass Rogers whips him hard across the back with the heavy chain, causing him to yell loudly as pain washes over his bloodied face!

Bass Rogers lays in a few stomps to Jack Norman, then wraps the chain around his fist. With the other hand, he pulls Jack Norman up as he draws back his chained right fist... and he takes a heavy swing, but Jack Norman ducks! Bass Rogers swings over his head, and Jack Norman nails him with a few of his own right hands, bare of metal but still lethal, then whips him into the ropes! Bass Rogers comes off the other side... and Jack Norman knocks him off his feet with a huge boot to the chest!! The crowd boos, but Jack Norman bellows loudly in triumph, and deservedly so... that was impressive, to take a big man like Bass Rogers down like that!

Jack Norman grabs the chain and tries to pull it away from Bass Rogers, but Bass Rogers is holding on... so Jack Norman whips him into the corner by it! Bass Rogers collides back-first with the turnbuckles, and Jack Norman charges in, crashing into him with a leaping avalanche! Bass Rogers staggers out, and Jack Norman whips him to the opposite corner, then charges in with another avalanche... but this time, he runs right into a massive chain-loaded right hand!! The shiny metal of the chain is tainted red with blood in spots, and Jack Norman collapses flat to his back like a giant oak tree! Bass Rogers leaps up and comes down on him with a big splash, then hooks the leg, as Brendan Powers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Jack Norman!!

Bass Rogers pulls Jack Norman up, and drills him in the face with another big right hand, getting the chain even bloodier and sending a few drops of Jack Norman's blood to the mat. Jack Norman staggers back, but doesn't quite go down... and Bass Rogers drills him with the chain again, knocking him off his feet! He's going to get some more blood out of Jack Norman the hard way if he keeps hitting him like that! Bass Rogers bellows loudly, then pulls Jack Norman up and whips him into the ropes... but Jack Norman ducks a swing of the chain when he comes off, then runs into the other side and nails Bass Rogers with a Yakuza kick! Bass Rogers goes down, and Jack Norman falls back against the ropes, trying to rest and clear his head after the hard shots he's been taking.

He doesn't get to rest for long, though... Bass Rogers is up! Jack Norman drives him back, nailing him with several knees to his massive gut, then scoops and lifts, taking Bass Rogers down with a big bodyslam!! And Jack Norman takes the chain away from Bass Rogers as he gets up again, then draws back and nails him HARD right across the mouth with it!! Bass Rogers staggers back, then smiles with a pair of now-bloody lips, asking for another... and this time Jack Norman belts him right in the nose, producing a sick crunching sound and a spatter of blood!! Bass Rogers's nose may have just been broken, though it's obviously not the first time... but he pops up angrily and roars, then charges Jack Norman and takes him down with a double leg takedown, bellowing in outrage as he crawls over him and begins unloading with BRUTAL shots to Jack Norman's face!! Jack Norman's one hell of a tough man, and he's reduced to covering up under a barrage of stiff blows as Brendan Powers asks Bass Rogers to get off of him!

Bass Rogers gets up, stealing the chain back as he does, and he's looking like a mess. His nose is definitely broken and bleeding, and his lips have also been busted open, covering the lower part of his face with blood. But now he's wrapping the chain around his massive right arm, winding it up, as Jack Norman gets to his feet. Bass Rogers charges... LARIAT WITH THE CHAIN!! Bass Rogers just DRILLED him with a massive lariat, with the chain around his arm! Jack Norman goes down hard, and that could do it! But Bass Rogers isn't going for the pin... heshrugs off the chain and drags Jack Norman into position, then begins going up to the top turnbuckle! He could be looking for the Moonsault, but he's a little slow to go up... and he leaps off!! But Jack Norman moves!! Jack Norman rolled out of the way of the Moonsault, and Bass Rogers just crashed to the mat!!

Jack Norman gets up a little quicker than Bass Rogers, and he picks up the chain... and after nailing Bass Rogers with it to keep him down, he begins wrapping it around his boot! He weaves it in around his bootlaces a few times to keep it in place, then whips Bass Rogers into the ropes... and nails him with a huge boot to the chest from his weighted foot as he comes off! Bass Rogers goes down hard again, and Jack Norman pulls off the chain, then hits him with it once more time, just to add more punishment. And now he tosses aside the chain, and grabs him by the throat... can he do it, on a man this massive? He braces himself and roars... CHOKESLAM!! Jack Norman just chokeslammed Bass Rogers, and he goes down across him for the cover. Brendan Powers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters!!

A look of outrage spreads across Jack Norman's bloody face... he can't believe that that that didn't do it! He tosses Bass Rogers out of the ring, then grabs the chain and goes out after him. Jack Norman wraps the chain around Bass Rogers's throat and begins choking him... but then he stops, wraps the chain around his throat and the ringpost as well, and pulls back hard, choking him against the ringpost! Bass Rogers struggles and thrashes around... but takes a swing in desperation and punches Jack Norman in the face! Jack Norman staggers back, losing his grip on the chain, then angrily charges... but Bass Rogers slips aside, and he runs right into the steel ringpost!

Jack Norman goes down, and Bass Rogers grabs the chain, draws back, and with a mighty roar brings it straight down into his bloody face. Jack Norman crumples to the floor now, and Bass Rogers rolls him back into the ring... but he's not going in! He grabs a chair, and starts winding the chain around the chair, giving it extra weight and lethality... and now he's on the apron, and climbing to the top turnbuckle with it. Jack Norman gets up, as the crowd gets to its feet, and Bass Rogers leaps off... TOP-ROPE CHAIRSHOT!! And that's with the chain wrapped around the chair, magnifying its lethal force! Jack Norman goes down in a heap, and Bass Rogers climbs across him for the cover, as Brendan Powers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!!

Chain Match:
Bass Rogers pinned Jack Norman after a top-rope chairshot in 0:08:27.
Rating: DUD

Bass Rogers, with broken nose and busted lips, raises the chain-covered chair high over his head, bellowing loudly... and Jack Norman is down and OUT! Stiff Competition just went 2-0 tonight against Hell's Bikers, and Bass Rogers has a lot to celebrate about, despite the fact that he's a battered wreck. He throws the chair down violently and bellows again, earning a good-sized round of cheers from the crowd, and now he rolls out of the ring, heading backstage. Some people are out now to help Jack Norman get up and head backstage groggily, wiping the blood from his forehead... it's not often you can say this about Jack Norman, but tonight he just got the hell beaten out of him.

Moving right along, we're going to bring you another match... this one featuring a guest from NCXCW. But first "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin begins playing, bringing out Julian Page, who looks rather angry and grumpy today. He's not used to being this low on the card, but he's in this because of his own bad-mouthing of NCXCW. Tonight, he'll be facing Johnny Stagger, one-on-one, in our next match. He enters the ring, with the crowd booing loudly for him, and looks towards the backstage entrance, awaiting the entrance of his opponent...

And "Barroom Hero" by the Dropkick Murphys begins playing over the arena sound system, and here comes Johnny Stagger!! He's a tall, slender, scruffy-looking man with long, dirty-blond hair, wearing a brown leather jacket, black trunks and boots, and a fisherman's hat, and carrying a bottle of whiskey; the crowd doesn't seem too familiar with him, but they're cheering him on anyway... anybody who comes in to shut Julian Page up is okay by them! He manages a stumbling sort of run down to the ring, and he grabs a microphone. Uh-oh... we've had our share of problems with drunks and live mics in the past months...

J. Stagger: So you're Julian Page, huh? That you, kid? Julian Page... Hammer of the Gods, and all that good crap. Well, let me tell YOU something, Mister Hammer of the Gods... first in this ring, you're 'bout to get hammered, and then, backstage, I'M a-gonna get hammered... haw, haw, haw, know what I'm talking 'bout!?

Johnny Stagger tosses aside the microphone and moves in to fight Julian Page as Linda Peterson calls for the bell, beginning this match!

Johnny Stagger

vs.

Julian Page

Julian Page steps forward and nails Johnny Stagger with a few carefully placed jabs to the jaw and face, but Johnny Stagger accepts the blows, then nails Julian Page with a big right hand of his own! Julian Page stumbles back, and Johnny Stagger rocks him with several blows, then steps back, stumbling around the ring clumsily, before stumbling back into position and unloading on Julian Page with a big right hand that knocks him off his feet! The crowd cheers, and Julian Page begins begging off as he gets up, but Johnny Stagger just hauls him up, tosses him into the corner, and begins pelting him with more right hands! Julian Page slumps back in the corner, and Johnny Stagger grabs a blatant double handful of his hair, then tosses him down with a snapmare!

Johnny Stagger pulls Julian Page up, and whips him into the ropes... no, Julian Page reverses it, then runs into the other side! They come off the ropes, and Julian Page takes him down in the middle of the ring with a leg lariat. Johnny Stagger begins getting up, and Julian Page gives him a swift kick to the kneecap, then grabs his leg and brings him down with a kneebreaker! Julian Page is going to work on Johnny Stagger's legs, trying to cut him down to size a little bit, and now he starts dropping elbows repeatedly across that knee! Johnny Stagger bellows in pain, and Julian Page grabs the leg, trying to twist him into a half Boston... but Johnny Stagger uses his other leg to kick him away! Julian Page charges Johnny Stagger as he gets up, but Johnny Stagger catches him across his shoulders, then brings him down in a Samoan Drop!!

Johnny Stagger gets up, pausing briefly to flex his right leg, and hauls Julian Page up, then backs him into the ropes with a series of right hand punches. He whips Julian Page to the other side, then charges in after him... and mows him down with a lariat in the middle of the ring! Julian Page is down, and Johnny Stagger begins stumbling around the ring... and finally he keels over, at just the right angle so he headbutts Julian Page in the stomach! Julian Page doubles over and convulses on the mat, and Johnny Stagger goes to the apron, then takes a liberal drink from the already half-empty bottle of whiskey he brought to the ring. His eyes widen as he sets the bottle aside, and he flaps his arms like a chicken as he howls like a wolf... some members of the crowd cheer loudly, but others don't seem to know what to think of him.

Julian Page is getting up now, so Johnny Stagger backs him into the corner, then starts unloading on him with more right hands, rocking his head back each time. Julian Page tries to stagger out of the corner, but Johnny Stagger just shoves him back in, and begins opening up on him with even more right hands! Finally, Julian Page slumps down to a sitting position in the corner, and Johnny Stagger begins stomping away at him repeatedly! He stomps Julian Page into a prone position, then keeps stomping at him... Julian Page is bouncing up and down on the mat from the impact of the stomps, and Johnny Stagger keeps stomping him!! Linda Peterson and the fans don't know what to make of it, as Johnny Stagger continues stomping rapidly on Julian Page's fallen form, causing him to continue bounce up and down on the mat... finally, after quite a while of this, Linda Peterson pulls Johnny Stagger away, but Julian Page continues bouncing up and down on the mat and writhing for a few seconds afterwards! The crowd laughs at that, but Linda Peterson's warning Johnny Stagger not to stomp him in the corner like that again.

Johnny Stagger seems to drunkenly dismiss Linda Peterson, then grabs a blatant handful of Julian Page's hair and begins to pull him up... but Julian Page nails him with a low blow! Johnny Stagger doubles over, and Julian Page pulls him down into a small package! Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half! Julian Page and Johnny Stagger both get up, but Julian Page is up a bit faster, and he cuts Johnny Stagger off with an eye gouge! That stuns him, and Julian Page steps back, then charges forward and gives him a dropkick to the knee, taking him down off of his feet! Johnny Stagger's down, and Julian Page drags him to the ropes, then puts his foot on the ropes... then jumps up and sits down on his knee, trying to dislocate it or fold it backwards!

Johnny Stagger yells out in pain, then scurries away from the ropes... but as he starts to get up, Julian Page nails him with a kick to the midsection... no, Johnny Stagger catches his foot! But Julian Page leaps up and nails him in the head with an enzuigiri! Johnny Stagger collapses to the mat, and Julian Page drops a leg across his throat, then hooks a leg for the cover! Linda Peterson goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Johnny Stagger! Julian Page just glares down at Johnny Stagger, then grabs his right leg again and drops an elbow across it a few times... and now he's stepping around it, into a figure-four leglock!! Julian Page has Johnny Stagger in a figure-four leglock, and they're pretty close to the middle of the ring!

Johnny Stagger's struggling, trying to pull himself to the ropes... being the larger of the two men by about twenty pounds, he does have a distinct strength advantage. He's fighting his way there, slowly, as Julian Page hangs on, continuing to fight his progress and apply pressure to his leg... but Johnny Stagger's making it! He's crawling slowly, inching towards the ropes... and he's there! He reaches out... and he reaches under the ropes to the apron, instead of grabbing the ropes! What's he doing!? He could easily reach the ropes now... but he reaches out to the apron instead, and grabs his bottle of whiskey! He opens the bottle, raises it to his lips, and tilts it back, slamming down its contents in a matter of seconds, then howls like a wolf and beats his hairy chest rapidly!! A crazed, drunken look has come over his face, and he's trying to turn the hold! He could STILL just reach out and grab the ropes any time he wants to, but he's fighting it, trying to turn it over... and he does!! Johnny Stagger just turned the figure-four leglock, and now Julian Page has to release it or risk damage to his own legs!

Julian Page gets up after releasing the hold... but Johnny Stagger pops to his feet, limping a little bit on his right leg, but still with that crazy, drunken gleam in his eyes! Julian Page steps forward and nails him with a jab to the face, then another... but Johnny Stagger's not even affected! He glares at Julian Page with that crazy look... but Julian Page doubles him over with a kick to the midsection! He hooks him... DDT!! That may have stopped him cold... Julian Page quickly goes for the cover! Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout with authority at two!! Johnny Stagger's getting up, still with that wild look in his eyes, and Julian Page panics, climbing out to the apron and climbing to the top turnbuckle! But Johnny Stagger catches him on the way up, and grabs him, preparing to throw him off of the turnbuckle... Julian Page frantically shakes his head "no", begging for mercy, but Johnny Stagger hurls him off into the middle of the ring with a press slam!

Julian Page starts to get up, a little groggy, but Johnny Stagger hooks him from behind, in a full nelson, then brings him crashing to the mat in a full-nelson slam!! Julian Page bounces off of the mat hard on impact, and Johnny Stagger hauls him up by the hair, then tosses him into a corner and starts opening up on him with a flurry of big right hands that rock Julian Page back! He rips the padding off of the top turnbuckle, earning a futile protest from Linda Peterson, then lifts Julian Page up over one shoulder and backs up... he's going to give him a Kevin Nash-like face-first drop onto the exposed turnbuckle! He takes a running start with him... but Julian Page slips out behind him and shoves him forward, and Johnny Stagger crashes chest-first into the exposed turnbuckle! He turns and stumbles out... right into a kick to the groin from Julian Page! Johnny Stagger doubles over, and Julian Page puts him in a standing headscissors and hooks his arms... DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACESLAM!! He just planted Johnny Stagger, and now he rolls him over and goes for the pin! Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! That does it!

Julian Page pinned Johnny Stagger after a double underhook faceslam in 0:09:48.
Rating: DUD

The crowd boos... not all of them were endeared with Johnny Stagger, but it seems like all of them can agree on their hatred for Julian Page. He just won this one... and now he's grabbing Johnny Stagger's empty whiskey bottle! Come on, this isn't necessary... Johnny Stagger's starting to get up, with his hair in his eyes, and everyone but him can see this one coming... JULIAN PAGE BREAKS THE BOTTLE OVER HIS HEAD!! Johnny Stagger collapses back to the mat in a shower of broken glass, and Julian Page does a crotch chop at his fallen body, then rolls out of the ring and heads backstage. Trainers come out to help Johnny Stagger away, and some of the ring crew members are cleaning the broken glass from the mat and replacing the turnbuckle pad now, so that we can get our next match underway.

Now "Woke Up This Morning (Chosen One Mix)" by Alabama Three begins playing over the sound system, and the crowd boos as Brujah and Desmond come out of the backstage entrance, accompanied by a now fully-clothed Jennie, who still looks alluring in black shorts and a white tank top. Brujah's wearing his VCW Television Title as they come to the ring, and Jennie looks a little bit nervous, but determined. Tonight, Brujah and Desmond face her former friends, the Ontario Colour Show, and apparently Jennie wants to confront this situation herself, because she's out here with them, despite seeming a bit rattled and injured after the T & A Title match.. The issue of her loyalties have caused a lot of problems and emotional tension on both sides, and now perhaps it'll come to a head in this match. Brujah and Desmond enter the ring, and Brujah holds the ropes open for Jennie. He puts one arm around her waist, raising the VCW Television Title high in the air with the other, as Desmond stands at his side.

But now "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica is playing, and here come Owen Addison and Paul Canyon, the Ontario Colour Show! The crowd cheers wildly for them, and the emotion on their faces is plain as they head to the ring. Owen Addison stares ahead at Brujah, Desmond, and Jennie with unconcealed anger and hatred, but Paul Canyon seems a bit depressed and unenthusiastic as he heads to the ring with his partner. They slide into the ring, and each climbs to one of the opposite middle turnbuckles, posing for the crowd, earning an even louder round of cheers. Brujah motions to sneak attack them, but neither Jennie or Desmond seems to approve of that idea, and they communicate that to him as they stand in their corner. The Ontario Colour Show step down into their corner, and Bobcat McGavin enters the ring, calling for the bell. This match begins now!

Ontario Colour Show

vs.

Black Plague (Brujah & Desmond)
w/Jennie

Paul Canyon and Desmond are going to start this match off. Desmond extends a hand, offering a pre-match handshake, and without thinking Paul Canyon steps forward and accepts it. Owen Addison winces in disgust, but no pre-match attack comes... the two men just nod at one another in respect, then lock up. Desmond quickly slaps on a headlock, but Paul Canyon grabs his arm and twists out of it into an armwringer. He holds Desmond's arm out and begins launching elbowsmashes into his shoulder, but Desmond quickly stumbles to the ropes and grabs the top rope, and Paul Canyon breaks cleanly.

Desmond pauses to work out the pain in his right shoulder, then locks up with Paul Canyon again. He whips Paul Canyon into the ropes... no, Paul Canyon reverses! Desmond runs off the other side, and tries to nail Paul Canyon with a Yakuza kick as he comes off the other side, but Paul Canyon ducks under it, and Desmond staggers forward... and he turns around, right into a dropkick from Paul Canyon that takes him down! Paul Canyon pulls him up again, tags in Owen Addison, and whips Desmond into the ropes... and they nail him with a double dropkick as he comes off, taking him down!

Desmond gets up and rushes Owen Addison, but takes a knee to the gut, doubling him over! Owen Addison puts on a headlock, then takes a running start and drops Desmond with a bulldog! Desmond's down, and Owen Addison floats back and grabs his right arm, putting on an armbar submission! Desmond yells in pain, and uses his power to drag himself to his corner, where he tags in Brujah! Brujah comes in, and Owen Addison motions for him to bring it on, so Brujah charges, but Owen Addison ducks a lariat, hooking his arm as he goes by, then swings up into a crucifix! Brujah goes down in a pinning situation, and Bobcat McGavin makes the count... ONE!! ... And only one, before Brujah kicks out angrily!

Brujah rushes Owen Addison again, but Owen catches his arm as he throws a punch, then whips him into the ropes and runs off the other side, taking him down in the middle with a spinning leg lariat! Brujah gets up, but Owen comes in from the side and takes him down with a Russian legsweep! Brujah starts getting up again, determined to keep at it, but this time Owen nails him with a knee to the gut, then hooks him in a front chancery... and he lifts for a vertical suplex, but Brujah slips out behind him... Brujah puts on a waistlock, but Owen Addison nails him with a back elbow, then reaches back, grabs his head, and takes him over in a snap mare. Brujah lands in a seated position, so Owen Addison keeps a hold of his head, then somersaults over him in a jumping neck snap! Brujah flops down on the mat, and Owen Addison gets up, drops an elbow into him, and covers, and Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Brujah!

Brujah gets up, and Owen Addison grabs him by the back of the head, forcing him to double over, then brings his other arm's elbow down into the back of his neck. But Brujah fights back, nailing Owen with a punch to the midsection! Owen raises his elbow to nail Brujah in the neck again, but Brujah gives him another blow to the midsection, doubling him over, then shoves him away. Owen Addison straightens up... just in time for Brujah to mow him down with a lariat!! Owen Addison goes down hard, and Brujah pulls him up, then tags in Desmond. Desmond puts Owen Addison in a full nelson, and Brujah runs into the ropes... and blasts Owen right in the face with a stiff Yakuza kick! And now Desmond lifts him... full nelson slam!! They're taking Owen Addison apart with remarkable efficiency here, and Desmond goes for the cover. Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Owen Addison!

Brujah leaves the ring, but Desmond pulls Owen Addison up, then picks him up across his shoulder, perhaps for a shoulderbreaker or running powerslam... but Owen's kicking and struggling, and he slides out behind Desmond. Desmond turns around, leading with a massive forearm smash, but Owen ducks and grabs him around the waist, then takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex! Desmond tries to get up, but Owen Addison runs at him and nails him with a dropkick to the face as he does, knocking him down again! With Desmond down, Owen Addison holds his right arm out at his side, then drops a knee into his shoulder! Desmond yells in pain, but Owen Addison just smiles and does it again!! And now he grabs his arm and stands up, then begins climbing the turnbuckle, still holding his arm... and he walks across the ropes, then leaps off to nail Desmond in the shoulder with an elbowsmash! He just stole that one directly from the Undertaker's playbook, but it's effective... Desmond's in a lot of pain now!

Owen Addison tags in Paul Canyon, then holds Desmond's arm out at his side, and Paul Canyon springs up onto the top rope, then leaps off with a springboard kneedrop right to Desmond's arm! Desmond yells out in pain again, kicking his legs wildly, and Owen Addison slips out of the ring. Paul Canyon pulls Desmond up, but rather than to go for a submission hold or continue the attack on Desmond's arm, he tosses him out of the ring. And now he's going up to the top turnbuckle, preparing to take flight... and he leaps out onto Desmond with a flying cross bodypress as he gets up, taking Desmond down to the floor!

Paul Canyon pulls Desmond up, then whips him into the guardrail. Desmond hits hard back-first, and slumps against the rail, and Paul Canyon charges forward, nailing him with a dropkick that rocks him back against the rail! Desmond staggers out, and Paul Canyon whips him to the other side... no, this time Desmond reverses! Paul Canyon hits hard, and staggers forward... and Desmond rushes him, dropping him to the floor with a big clothesline! The impact of that clothesline on Desmond's wounded arm causes him to pause for a few seconds, clutching it in pain, but he shakes off the pain, then rolls Paul Canyon back into the ring and tags in Brujah!

Brujah eagerly enters the ring and tosses Paul Canyon back into a corner, then starts opening up on him with a series of stiff punches to the face. Paul Canyon slumps in the corner, and Brujah whips him across to the other side, where he hits the turnbuckles back-first, then staggers out... right into a charging Yakuza kick from Brujah! Paul Canyon goes down, and Brujah crouches over him, raining right hands down on his face. On the outside of the ring, Jennie looks on with a little bit of concern, but doesn't seem inclined to intervene or say anything. Bobcat McGavin forces Brujah to get off of Paul Canyon and stop the closed fists, but Brujah isn't going to allow any interruptions in his offense, picking Paul Canyon up immediately and hooking him in a front chancery, then giving him a vicious snap suplex and floating over for the pin! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Paul Canyon!

Brujah doesn't seem too surprised at that, and he just picks Paul Canyon up, then headbutts him with an audible knocking sound, forcing him back down to one knee. He pulls Paul Canyon up again, and scoops him up, then brings him down across a knee in a backbreaker! Paul Canyon writhes in pain, but Brujah gets up immediately, and starts laying into him with a rapid series of elbowdrops! Brujah finally stops that, pulling Paul Canyon up again, and smashes him hard across the back with a forearm shot, then whips him to the ropes. Paul Canyon comes off the other side... and Brujah brings him crashing to the mat with a spinebuster in the middle of the ring! He goes down and covers, hooking the leg, and Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half! Paul Canyon's still in the fight!

Brujah still doesn't seem too surprised... he continues going on the attack without hesitation, pulling Paul Canyon into a standing headscissors. Brujah lifts him... POWER BOMB!! Brujah may not be as big or as strong as a man like Crimson or the Grave Digger, but he made all of his strength count on that one! He goes down for the cover, and this could be over! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THRE... Shoulder up at two and nine-tenths!! Brujah almost got Paul Canyon with that Power Bomb! But now he's drawing a thumb across his throat, signalling for the end, and he starts climbing to the top turnbuckle. He raises his arms out in a "V" and looks to the sky, then leaps off... SWANDIVE HEADBUTT!! But Paul Canyon moves, and Brujah wipes out on the mat!!

Both men are down in the ring after that one. Paul Canyon rolled out of the way of that headbutt in a last-ditch burst of energy, and they're both down. Brujah's getting up first, holding his head... and he staggers to his corner and tags in Desmond. But meanwhile, Paul Canyon's crawling to his corner... and as Desmond charges in, Paul Canyon tags in Owen Addison! Desmond rushes him with a forearm smash, but Owen Addison grabs his arm and twists it out to the side, then nails him with an elbow in the shoulder! Desmond snarls angrily and jerks free, then rushes in again, but Owen Addison takes him down with a drop-toe hold, then floats over into an armbar submssion!! Brujah comes in to break it up, but Paul Canyon comes back in and nails him with a dropkick, then tosses him out of the ring!

Desmond's trapped in the armbar submission, trying to inch his way to the ropes... and suddenly his eyes squint closed with pain, then flash open wide, filled with rage! He roars loudly and starts dragging himself to the ropes, and even though Owen Addison leans back on the armbar and tries to put more pressure on, there's no stopping Desmond as he drags himself to the ropes, forcing the break! Desmond gets up, snarling viciously, and Owen Addison rushes him with a dropkick, but Desmond simply absorbs it, then drills Owen with a knee to the face as he gets up! Paul Canyon comes in at Desmond with a running leaping forearm smash, but Desmond just nails him with a shoulderblock, sending him down! Desmond winces at the pain in his right shoulder, but that only seems to drive him more as he crouches over Paul Canyon and starts choking him! Paul Canyon's not even the legal man! Desmond's going nuts!!

Bobcat McGavin goes to Desmond's side, warning him to release the chokehold, trying to make him stop, but on the outside of the ring, Brujah just grabbed a chair! He slides into the ring with the chair and raises it as Owen Addison starts to get up... but Jennie jumps up on the apron, telling him not to do it! Brujah hesitates, then turns to Jennie, and he seems to be listening to her, lowering the chair a little... but Owen Addison nails him with a dropkick to the back! Brujah is jolted forward, and the edge of the chair nails Jennie right in the stomach and knocks her off the apron to the floor! She lands hard, clutching her stomach in pain, but Owen Addison just kicks the chair out of the ring, then grabs Desmond by the hair and pulls him off of Paul Canyon, nailing him with a knee to the midsection!

Brujah rolls out of the ring to check on Jennie, who's still down on the floor, clutching her stomach... but inside the ring, Owen Addison whips Desmond to the ropes... no, Desmond reverses it! Owen Addison comes off the ropes, right into a kick to the midsection from Desmond, and he follows that with the OUTCAST!! Desmond just hit the Outcast on Owen Addison, and this match could be over... but he brought Owen down across his right shoulder, and he's clutching that shoulder in pain now, as the arm dangles limply at his side. Paul Canyon's on the outside of the ring, checking on Jennie as well now... and Desmond finally recovers the presence of mind to flop down on Owen Addison for the cover! Paul Canyon's outside of the ring, and this might be the end! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters! Owen's not done yet!

Desmond stops to look to the outside of the ring, asking Brujah something as he kneels at Jennie's side with Paul Canyon, but Brujah just looks up and directs Desmond to focus on the match! But Owen Addison's getting up now. Desmond grabs him and whips him into the corner... no, Owen reverses it! Desmond crashes into the corner and staggers out, into a kick to the midsection that doubles him over! Owen Addison grabs his arm and sweeps his legs, then slaps on a cross armbreaker!! Desmond's trapped in a cross armbreaker, in the middle of the ring... and it looks like his inner fury has come to an end! Desmond's struggling, trying to find the ropes... and he taps out!! Desmond just submitted in the cross armbreaker!!

The Ontario Colour Show defeated The Black Plague (Brujah & Desmond) when O. Addison made Desmond submit to a cross armbreaker in 0:16:19.
Rating: **

On the outside, Brujah and Paul Canyon are helping Jennie to her feet... she seems to be all right, fortunately. Owen Addison releases Desmond, who rolls to the outside of the ring, cradling his right arm. Owen Addison also rolls to the outside of the ring, coming from behind Paul Canyon, and he pulls him away from Brujah and Jennie, evidently taking exception to that. But Paul Canyon just says something quickly to Owen Addison, looking a bit frustrated, then turns back to Jennie and Brujah, asking if she's okay. It looks like Paul Canyon just told Owen to mind his business, and Owen gives him a dismissive wave, then walks up the ramp, headed for the backstage area. After staying a bit longer to check on Jennie, Paul Canyon follows, and then Brujah, Desmond, and Jennie begin heading backstage as well.

We're going into our next match now... "Through The Never" by Metallica is playing over the arena sound system, and that brings forth Tim Bell, to a modest round of cheers from the crowd. Tim Bell has been haunted and harassed by Lance Errington for a couple of months now, and while Lance Errington has seen fit to take any cheap shot possible at Tim Bell, that's not how Tim Bell takes care of things. Tonight, he plans to take care of this issue with Lance Errington once and for all, inside this ring, at Disaster Area. He enters the ring, and poses for the crowd on one of the second turnbuckles, getting more cheers, then turns to the entranceway to wait for Lance Errington.

Now "Perfect Strangers" by Dream Theater is playing over the arena sound system, and we're awaiting the arrival of Lance Errington! Tim Bell watches the backstage entrance intently, eager for the sight of his opponent... but we're not getting that. We're not getting anything, because Lance Errington isn't coming out of the backstage entrance! The crowd starts to murmur and boo, wondering what's up with this... but the ViolenTron screen just flickered on! It shows Lance Errington, sitting in a dark storage room backstage... what the hell is this?

L. Errington: Tim... you're out in the ring like a good little soldier, aren't you? I knew you'd be there. But why aren't I there? The malicious force known as Fate can be quite a tease sometimes... and even when she does let you fuck her, you're lucky not to wake up in the morning with an incurable case of herpes. I know that the honorable thing to do would be to get in the ring and fight you face to face... but I honestly don't see why I owe you that. What have you done for me, besides call me a liar and insult me behind my back? You're just like the rest of these people, Tim... you only care about honor and honesty when someone else is doing it for you. But that's all right. I'm the exact same way as you.

Hold it, Lance Errington just made his way through the crowd behind Tim Bell, and hopped the guardrail, carrying a steel pipe! Tim Bell is still watching the ViolenTron monitor, shouting at Lance Errington to get in the ring and fight... but Lance Errington slides in behind him, and whacks him in the back of the knee with the pipe! Tim Bell goes down, clutching his knee, and Lance Errington tosses the pipe aside, then grabs his leg and starts stomping and twisting at it! Jerry Rogers enters the ring, calling for the bell... what!? They're beginning the match NOW!?

Lance Errington

vs.

Tim Bell

Tim Bell's down, holding his leg in pain, and Lance Errington grabs his leg, then turns him over into a half Boston immediately! Jerry Rogers showed questionable judgment in even starting this match, with Tim Bell in this condition. Tim Bell's still determined to make a showing of it, though, fighting the half Boston and inching his way to the ropes, despite Lance Errington's attempts to lean back and put on more pressure... and Tim Bell makes it to the ropes after several seconds. He's still in this match, but after starting at such a disadvantage, what can he really expect to do by fighting other than to prolong his own defeat and put himself at greater risk for injury?

Jerry Rogers orders Lance Errington to release the half Boston and begins counting, but Lance takes the full four-count, then pulls Tim Bell up by the hair and drills him in the face with a right hand. Tim Bell staggers back, and Lance Errington nails him again... but Tim Bell takes the blow this time, and fires back on Lance Errington with a punch of his own! Lance Errington's rocked by that punch, but he throws one of his own back at Tim Bell. Tim Bell takes that one, and punches Lance Errington again, determined to fight back, but Lance Errington gouges him in the eyes in retaliation! Tim Bell's hands go to his face, and Lance Errington knees him in the gut, then puts on a front chancery and brings Tim Bell down with a vertical suplex. Lance Errington slips around and grabs Tim Bell's right leg, preparing to unleash further punishment on it, but Tim Bell kicks him away with his other leg!

Tim Bell gets back to his feet, and Lance Errington rushes him, but Tim Bell quickly takes him down with an armdrag takedown! Lance Errington gets back up, and this time he moves in more cautiously, locking up with Tim Bell, but still Tim Bell beats him to the draw and catches him in a headlock. Lance Errington tries to grab Tim Bell's arms and break the headlock, but he doesn't meet with much success there. Instead, he grabs Tim Bell around the waist and lifts him for a belly-to-back suplex... but Tim Bell flips out behind him! But he landed on his right leg, and the pain incapacitates him long enough for Lance Errington to turn and nail him with a back elbow to the face! Tim Bell's staggered, and Lance Errington scoops him up, then tosses him backwards with a fallaway slam.

The crowd boos as Lance Errington gets up, advancing on Tim Bell with a smile. Tim Bell pulls himself up to one knee, but Lance Errington grabs a handful of his hair, then drills him with a punch to the face from his other hand. Tim Bell wobbles, and Lance Errington pulls him up by the hair, then grabs him by the waist and lifts, turning and falling back to drop him throat-first across the top rope in a Hotshot! Lance Errington has dominated this match so far, thanks in no small part to his pre-match attack on Tim Bell's knee with a steel pipe. And with Tim Bell down, he's going up to the top turnbuckle. Lance Errington isn't known to go airborne very often, but he's doing it now... and Tim Bell gets up, just in time for Lance Errington to leap off the top turnbuckle and nail him with a flying axhandle!

Tim Bell goes down again, and once again, Lance Errington grabs his legs... and this time he's stepping through, looking for the Scorpion Deathlock! He wants to finish this one early... but Tim Bell grabs him as he bends over, pulling him down into a small package! Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And only two, before Lance Errington kicks out! Lance Errington angrily gets up and pulls Tim Bell up by the hair, then takes a swing at him, but Tim Bell ducks, slipping behind Lance Errington into a waistlock, then lifting... German suplex!! Jerry Rogers counts again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And again, Lance Errington kicks out at two!

Lance Errington gets up a little more slowly this time, and Tim Bell unleashes a fierce series of jabs and chops on him that back him into the corner. Tim Bell's limping severely, but he knows he has to fight hard to come back against Lance Errington now. Tim Bell rocks Lance Errington in the corner with a few punches, and Lance Errington staggers out, but Tim Bell gives him a knee to the midsection from his healthy leg, doubling Lance over, then twists him around and brings him down in a reverse neckbreaker! Lance Errington starts to get up again, and Tim Bell whips him into the ropes, then makes a limping run into the other side, and takes him down in the middle with a high cross bodypress! Lance Errington goes down under Tim Bell, and Tim Bell hooks the leg... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two again by Lance Errington!

Lance Errington starts to get up again, but Tim Bell keeps him doubled over with a chop to the back of the neck, then puts him in a standing headscissors. He seems to be going for a piledriver, but Lance Errington blocks it! Instead, Lance Errington takes him down with a backdrop, but Tim Bell just goes over and hooks him for a sunset flip... no, Lance Errington hooks his legs and drops down on him for a cradle! Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Tim Bell forces Lance Errington over for the sunset flip at two! Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Lance Errington rolls back out at two, grabbing Tim Bell's legs and stepping through for the Scorpion Deathlock, but Tim Bell kicks Lance Errington away into the corner! Tim Bell gets up as Lance Errington staggers out, then whips him into the other corner... and once again Lance Errington staggers out, but this time Tim Bell's waiting on him, and he nails him with a savate kick to the jaw! Lance Errington goes down, but Tim Bell doubles over, clutching his right knee... the exertion of the savate kick took a toll on his leg. But he sucks it up and goes for the cover... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Lance Errington throws a shoulder up at two and a half!

Tim Bell gets up, and Lance Errington quickly rolls out of the ring, looking for a break, before Tim Bell can continue his offense. But Tim Bell's climbing up to the top turnbuckle as Lance Errington takes his break, and Lance Errington turns around as Tim Bell leaps off, coming off the top turnbuckle with a flying clothesline that nearly decapitates Lance Errington! But Tim Bell may also have further hurt his knee in the landing, and he's down, clutching it... but he gets up, determined to shut out the pain, and grabs Lance Errington by the hair! He rams him head-first into the apron... no, Lance Errington blocks, and nails him with an elbow to the ribs! Tim Bell's clutches at his ribs, and Lance Errington kicks him in the knee, then grabs him by the hair and takes him head-first into the ringpost! Tim Bell goes down, his forehead busted open after the ringpost shot, and Lance Errington kicks and stomps on him as he lies bleeding on the floor.

Lance Errington pulls Tim Bell up and rolls him into the ring, then grabs his legs, one on either side of the ringpost, and pulls him into it groin-first! Tim Bell yells out in pain and curls up, but that's only the beginning... Lance Errington grabs his legs, and now he's applying a figure-four leglock around the ringpost! Jerry Rogers's count is getting pretty high, and Lance Errington only keeps the figure-four leglock applied for a few seconds before scrambling back into the ring, but from the pained look on Tim Bell's bloody face asa he clutches his knee, that may have been enough to do some serious damage. Lance Errington slides into the ring, pulls Tim Bell up, and runs into the ropes, hitting him with a swinging neckbreaker as he comes off! Lance Errington floats across TIm Bell, hooking his injured right leg as he goes for the cover. Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Tim Bell!

Lance Errington pulls Tim Bell up, and he looks like he might start going in for the kill now. He kicks him in the midsection and goes for the Ace Crusher, but Tim Bell slips out and grabs him in a waistlock. Lance Errington throws a back elbow, but Tim Bell ducks under it, keeping the waistlock on as Lance Errington turns around, then brings him down with a Northern Lights suplex! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And Lance Errington kicks out at two and a half! Lance Errington gets up and throws a punch at Tim Bell, but Tim Bell blocks it and lifts him, then brings him down with a Michinoku Driver! Lance Errington's down again, and Tim Bell goes for the cover... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half again!

Tim Bell's bleeding, wounded, and perhaps a bit desperate now... he has to finish this match soon, before his injuries can get any worse. Lance Errington's up, and Tim Bell slips behind him, putting on a full nelson... DRAGON SUPLEX!! That could do it! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Tim Bell's knee gives out on the bridge just before three!! That could have done it, but Tim Bell couldn't hold the bridge! But he's not done... he pulls Lance Errington up into a standing headscissors, then lifts... PILEDRIVER!! That might do it! Lance Errington's had his brains scrambled several times, and he could be unconscious after that move! Tim Bell covers him, and Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... FOOT ON THE ROPES!! Lance Errington somehow still had the presence of mind to put his foot up on the ropes!

A frustrated expression crosses Tim Bell's blood-covered face... he usually doesn't make errors like leaving an opponent close to the ropes, but his desperation's showing through. He steps out to the apron, and climbs up to the top turnbuckle, slowed a little by his wounded knee, as Lance Errington gets up. He leaps off with a flying cross bodypress, connecting squarely with Lance Errington, but Lance catches him and turns with the momentum, bringing Tim Bell crashing to the mat with a powerslam!! He hooks a leg, and Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half!! Lance Errington looks down at Tim Bell in frustration, then grabs his legs, looking for the Scorpion Deathlock... but Tim Bell gets his left leg free! Lance Errington only got his right leg, and Tim Bell crawls to the ropes, then pulls himself up onto his left leg! Lance Errington's trying to take him down by his right leg... but Tim Bell pops up and nails him with an enzuigiri! He hit that with his good left leg, and Lance Errington topples to the canvas! Tim Bell goes for the cover, and Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THRE... Shoulder up at two and nine-tenths! Lance Errington still has something left!

Tim Bell hauls Lance Errington up now, and sets him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him, as the crowd rises to its feet, but Lance Errington draws back a fist and gives Tim Bell a shot to the right kneecap! Tim Bell's leg buckles, and he starts to fall off of the turnbuckles, but Lance Errington holds onto him, then stands up on the turnbuckle and muscles him up... TOP-ROPE SPINEBUSTER!! Lance Errington just drilled Tim Bell into the canvas... and he's still holding his legs as he gets up! Lance Errington steps through his legs, and turns him over... SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! Tim Bell's bleeding heavily, and may be too incapacitated after that top-rope spinebuster to fight the Scorpion Deathlock! He struggles in it, trying to crawl to the ropes... and finally he taps out!! Lance Errington wins!!

Lance Errington made Tim Bell submit to the Scorpion Deathlock in 0:14:54.
Rating: ***

Lance Errington has won this match now, but only after Jerry Rogers has overturned the decision does he agree to release the Scorpion Deathlock. Tim Bell is a bloody mess, clutching his knee on the mat... but if not for Lance Errington's sneak attack with a steel pipe, we might have seen a very different outcome. He stomps at Tim Bell's fallen body a few more times, then walks away, heading backstage. Soon after, a trainer comes out and helps Tim Bell backstage as well, as the crowd gives him a mild round of cheers for his battle in spite of the odds.

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