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Welcome once again to a pay-per-view spectacle as only VCW can deliver them! We've got a great show ahead of us tonight, packed full of hour upon hour of non-stop action! We're going to kick things off tonight with a match that's rather unremarkable, except that it's a housecleaning of sorts for VCW. Two of VCW's least popular teams will face one another tonight in a Loser-Leaves-Town Match, and only one of them will continue to exist in VCW as we know it.

"Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic begins playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd gives a mild round of boos as Hunk Higgins and Ruby Richard Cage, the Middle-Aged Outlaws, come out of the backstage area and begin making their way to the ring, accompanied by their manager, "The Pest of the West" Jesse Smark. They enter the ring, and Ruby Richard Cage spins around, pointing at the crowd, then makes the signal for the Ruby Cutter as a pathetic fizzle of pyro goes off, and Hunk Higgins plays his weight belt like a guitar beside him. Hunk Higgins then starts posing for the crowd, flexing his muscles and striking poses, then putting his hand to his ear for an unenthusiastic, warmed-over round of boos. As the posing dies down, Ruby Richard Cage grabs a microphone. Uh-oh...

R.R. Cage: You love me... you hate me... you'll NEVER get rid of me. You hear that!? I said you'll NEVER get rid of me!! Not tonight, not any other night!!

The crowd gives another lukewarm round of boos.

R.R. Cage: Dudes and dudettes, cats and chicks, and all you little kids out there, the baby boomer generation proudly brings to you the ONE-TIME! ONE-TIME! ONE-TIME! ... VCW TAG team CHAMPIONS of the WOOOORRRLD... "The Immortal" Hunk Higgins... Ruby Richard Cage... the MIDDLE-AGED OUTLAWS!!!

H. Higgins: And brother, if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya... TOUGH CRAP!!

The crowd boos mildly once again, and Hunk Higgins takes the microphone.

H. Higgins: Well, ya know somethin', Hunkamaniacs, me and the big man Ruby Richard Cage have always had to deal with a bunch of stinking lowlife cowards trying to sneak in and steal our hard-earned spot in this business, brother. And tonight's no exception... Stormy Weathers went and took those stinking, nasty, ugly, wart-infested Manhunters and dressed them up as Writer's Block, and now all the naysayers are talking their doom and gloom, saying that they're here to end Hunkamania once and for all... but that ain't how it's gonna be, dude. I've got the biggest guns in the industry cocked and ready, brother, the forty-two inch ANACONDAS, and once again, it's time to show all the non-believers who the man is, and where the power lies, brother.

See, all these stinking lowlifes, all these Hunk Higgins wannabes, they don't have what it takes to be the ICON in this business, brother... all they've got is a big streak of yellow running down their back, Jack. But I threw away all of my stinking foreign tapes with those lowlife Japanese wrestlers on them, and tonight I'm ready to dish out an All-American beating that those evil foreigners in Writer's Block will never forget, brother. I've been training, saying my prayers, and taking my quasi-legal amino-acid muscle building chemicals, and tonight I'm ready to drag those cowards down out of the rafters and beat them like the dogs they are, brothers. And just like all those years ago when the big man upstairs gave his only son on the cross so the red and yellow of Hunkamania could live forever, I'm ready to do whatever it takes to defend my legacy, and make sure that Hunkamania will continue to run free, for all eternity, and a whole lot longer. So Writer's Block... Stormy Weathers... what'cha gonna do when Hunkamania, the big man Ruby Richard Cage, and the legacy of the Middle-Aged Outlaws RUNS WILD ON YOU!?!?

Hunk Higgins is obviously fired up and intense, prepared for this match... but "Devil's Dance" by Metallica just kicked on over the arena sound system, and Vickie Romano walks out of the backstage area, flanked by Writer's Block, with Stormy Weathers and Fred Errara picking up the rear, to another halfhearted round of boos from the crowd. She gives a mocking golf clap for Hunk Higgins's speech, then reaches for a microphone.

V. Romano: I hope you've said all you wanted to say, old man... because that little speech is going to stand forever as your farewell from VCW, and your partner too. Quite frankly, your days in VCW are at an end. Writer's Block... get in there and do a little creative editing for me.

Vince and Ed, the two members of Writer's Block, begin charging to the ring, and they slide inside and begin brawling with the Middle-Aged Outlaws, as Bobcat McGavin climbs inside and calls for the bell!

Losers Leave VCW:

Writer's Block
w/Stormy Weathers, Vickie Romano, & Fred Errara

vs.

Middle-Aged Outlaws
w/Jesse Smark

Hunk Higgins starts the match out against Ed, and immediately opens up on him with a few right hands. He whips Ed into the ropes, and runs off the other side, and lashes out with a clothesline when they meet in the middle, but Ed ducks, then comes off the other side, and takes Hunk Higgins down with a massive cross bodypress! Bobcat McGavin goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half. Ed pulls Hunk Higgins up and throws him into the corner, then unloads on him with big right hands until he slumps in the corner. Hunk Higgins is already in trouble as Ed brings him out of the corner by the hair on the back of his head, then tosses him out over the top rope to the floor!

Ed follows Hunk Higgins to the outside as he begins to get up... and he's favoring his leg. Evidently he may have blown out a knee during the fall... but he'll get no mercy here, as Ed simply takes him head-first into the ringsteps, then whips him into the guardrail! Hunk Higgins collides back-first with the guardrail, then staggers out... right into a massive clothesline that takes him off his feet! Ed stomps at Hunk Higgins a few times, then rolls him back into the ring and tags in Vince, the other member of Writer's Block.

Vince enters the ring, and together both members of Writer's Block hook Hunk Higgins, then take him down with a double vertical suplex! Hunk Higgins is down on the canvas, and Vince runs into the ropes... BIG SPLASH! He covers Hunk Higgins, and hooks a leg. Bobcat McGavin makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half! Frustrated, Vince throws Hunk Higgins into the corner, then begins working him over with a series of brutal chops to the chest! Just as the crowd starts to get into that with a few Ric Flair-like exclamations of "whooooo!", Vince changes tactics and begins drilling Hunk Higgins with a series of laughable Mongolian chops. With Hunk Higgins reeling, Vince snapmares him out of the corner, then grabs him... and puts on a rear chinlock.

Hunk Higgins tries to fight the rear chinlock, but can't break Vince's iron grasp, and slowly goes down, first to one knee, then to both knees. Jesse Smark and Ruby Richard Cage stomp and slap the apron and turnbuckles rhythmically, trying to get the crowd behind Hunk Higgins, but it's not happening. Hunk Higgins is still struggling, trying to break the hold... but he just went limp. Bobcat McGavin checks him, then lifts his arm... and it falls. He lifts his arm again, and once again it falls. And he lifts it again, and it... stays up! Hunk Higgins is beginning to fight the rear chinlock, and he makes it up to one knee, then back to his feet. He finally straightens out and nails Vince with a few elbows to the gut, breaking the hold, then whips him into the ropes... no, Vince reverses! Hunk Higgins comes off the ropes, and Vince nails him with a swift kick to the midsection, then takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Hunk Higgins is stretched out flat on the mat, and Vince tags in Ed. They're both going to opposite top turnbuckles... they're looking for the Double Diving Headbutt to finish this match. They leap off for the Double Diving Headbutt... it connects!! Hunk Higgins just got drilled, and Vince intercepts Ruby Richard Cage as Ed makes the cover! Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY!! Hunk Higgins is getting up, shaking his head... and Ed drills him in the head with a punch, to no effect! Hunk Higgins shakes his head from side to side, breathing heavily, and Ed throws another punch... but Hunk Higgins blocks! He opens up on Ed with a series of three punches, then whips him into the ropes... BIG BOOT! Ed staggers back, but stays on his feet even after that big boot... and Hunk Higgins is making the "raise the roof" signal, then pointing to Ed! Ed staggers forward, and Hunk Higgins scoops him up... BODYSLAM! Ed's down, and Hunk Higgins runs into the ropes... BIG LEG DROP!! Vince is still occupied, brawling with Ruby Richard Cage, and Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Ed!

Hunk Higgins pulls Ed up, and obviously he's going to have to change tactics a little... he begins raking his back with his fingernails as he yells "AAACHA!!" over and over again, and that's not the most effective tactic, especially considering that Ed's wearing a shirt. Vince and Ruby Richard Cage are returned to their corners, and Hunk Higgins tags in Ruby Richard Cage. They whip Ed into the ropes, then go for a double backdrop... but Ed grabs their heads and bangs them together! Hunk Higgins rolls out of the ring, and Ed grabs Ruby Richard Cage by the throat... CHOKESLAM!! Ed just DRILLED Ruby Richard Cage into the canvas with that chokeslam!

That ought to do it, as Ed goes for the cover... but Vickie Romano has Bobcat McGavin distracted! And Fred Errara reaches under the ring... and pulls out a sledgehammer!? He slides into the ring... AND NAILS ED WITH IT! What's going on here!? Vince immediately rushes into the ring and charges Fred Errara... but Fred nails him upside the head with the hammer as well! Fred Errara grabs Ruby Richard Cage and drapes him over Ed's fallen carcass, then slides out of the ring, ignoring Stormy Weathers's incredulous protests as Bobcat McGavin turns around, sees the pin, and counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! And Writer's Block is GONE!!

The Middle-Aged Outlaws defeated Writer's Block when Ruby Richard Cage pinned Ed after outside interference in 0:06:24.
Rating: -****

Fred Errara just laid Writer's Block out with a sledgehammer, and now he's threatening to do the same to Jesse Smark if he doesn't round up the Middle-Aged Outlaws and get them out of here... and Jesse Smark quickly heeds that advice, helping Hunk Higgins and Ruby Richard Cage to slink backstage with their victory. Stormy Weathers is positively enraged, shouting incoherently at Vickie Romano and Fred Errara... but Vickie Romano grabs a microphone!

V. Romano: Stormy, if you'd settle down and use what little brain power you actually have, you'd realize we just did you a BIG favor. Those two middle-aged, out-of-shape losers were exactly what you DON'T need, Stormy. Just like the Middle-Aged Outlaws, who we're not done with yet, they were two pathetic, old men... and quite frankly, they were dragging down your entire operation. It's time to forget about fossils of the past like these two, and focus on the athletes of the future, like Kid Rave and Connie Lingus.

Stormy Weathers seems to calm down a little, but he still looks uncertain, even as Fred Errara takes him aside and begins explaining it all to him.

V. Romano: Now... it's time to bring in the future of VCW... and as for these two... good riddance to bad rubbish!

"What U Lookin' At" by Uncle Kracker kicks on over the arena sound system, and the crowd boos as Kid Rave and Connie Lingus step out of the backstage area, and begin coming to the ring... and they've got cans of black spray-paint in their hands! What's this all about? They climb into the ring... and they begin spray-painting something on the backs of the fallen members of Writer's Block, forming letters one at a time... S... M... C...W... They just spray-painted "SMCW" on the backs of Writer's Block, and now they chuck them to the outside of the ring. Trainers begin tending to the fallen members of Writer's Block, and Vickie Romano hands her microphone off to a rather reluctant-looking Connie Lingus, who fixes the nearest camera with a sultry, seductive look, and begins talking in her best attempt at a sexy, raspy voice...

C. Lingus: Hey there, all you boys out there... here I am again, looking good enough to eat. But unlike a cake, you can have me and eat me too. And while we're on the subject of eating, I know all about all different kinds of foodstuffs... you name it. I can squeeze your lemon until the juice comes out in my hand... and I'm an expert when it comes to packing fudge, tossing salad, and taking meat and cream deliveries in the rear. I've got more breast and leg for you than a family-size bucket of fried chicken. And I don't care how many stray cats these Chinese restaurants pick up off the street... I'm where it's at when you want to eat a pussy.

The crowd boos, and Connie Lingus shakes her head in dismay as she looks down. The microphone barely picks up her saying, "Damn... I can't believe I just said that..." ... but now Kid Rave has the microphone! He looks ridiculous, as usual, wearing a pair of grey sweatpants with patches over the knees, a red silk dress shirt with the sleeves cut off, a pawn shop worth of cheap gold chains, and a pilgrim-style hat, complete with a leather strap buckled around it, in addition to his standard purple Nike high-tops. He raises the microphone, with a nod to Connie...

K. Rave: You go, girl! Get on with your bomb-ass self! And as for me... I'm the motherfucking K-I-D!! It ain't easy being me all the time, fucking hoes, smoking weed, doing coke, and drinking Jack while I get my mack on and smack my bitch up. Straight outta Compton, bitch, and I'm finna bust some fools in their jaws tonight! I'm like Amazing Grace... I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place! I jab and stab and knock critics back, and I *did* *not* *stutter* when I said that! Heavy Metal Express... you punk-ass fools get your whack selves out here, but you better know straight up that you're finna get busted on down. I'm the motherfucking K-I-D... R-with-an-A-to-the-V-to-the-E... AWW!!! Kid Rave, motherfuckers, and y'all still don't know me!! They call me cowboy, bitch... and I'm going platinum!!

"Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison kicks on, and here come their opponents! Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale, the Heavy Metal Express, for their match with Connie Lingus and Kid Rave! They come to the ring to a good-sized round of cheers from the crowd, then climb inside and turn to the crowd, then begin playing air guitar and banging their heads, as they face the crowd... with their backs to Kid Rave and Connie Lingus. Kid Rave and Connie Lingus rush them and attack from behind, and Brendan Powers enters the ring to officiate calling for the bell! This match begins now!

Heavy Metal Express

vs.

Connie Lingus & Kid Rave
w/Stormy Weathers, Vickie Romano, & Fred Errara

Kid Rave and Connie Lingus quickly dump Marty Jannetty to the outside, then whip Lars Coverdale into the ropes, and go for a double backdrop... but they telegraph it, and he nails Connie Lingus with a Rocker Dropper! Kid Rave takes a swing at Lars as he gets up, but Lars ducks and goes behind him, putting on a waistlock, then gives him an atomic drop! Kid Rave staggers forward, clutching his tailbone in pain, and Lars runs into the ropes on the other side. Kid Rave turns around... just in time to get cut down by a spinning leg lariat from Lars Coverdale! Connie Lingus starts to get up... but Lars Coverdale hooks her in a front chancery, then lifts her up... and suplexes her down on top of Kid Rave!! Connie Lingus is stacked on top of Kid Rave... and Lars Coverdale runs at the ropes, springs up to the top, and comes off onto both of them with an Asai moonsault bodypress from the top rope!!

Lars pulls Connie Lingus up and chucks her out of the ring, then pulls Kid Rave up to his feet and tags in Marty Jannetty. Lars Coverdale whips Kid Rave into the ropes, then takes him down with a drop-toe hold, as Marty comes off the other side to nail him with a kneedrop! Kid Rave convulses with the impact, but he's not allowed a moment's respite as Lars Coverdale hauls him up and whips him into the ropes. Lars then quickly drops down to his hands and knees as Marty Jannetty runs into the other side... and Marty Jannetty springs off of his partner's back to land a big cross bodypress on Kid Rave, taking him down! He hooks his leg, and Brendan Powers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Kid Rave!

Lars Coverdale leaves the ring, and Marty Jannetty pulls Kid Rave up and gives him a few kneelifts, then takes him down with a snap mare. Kid Rave lands in an upright sitting position, so Marty Jannetty runs into the ropes, then takes him down with a dropkick to the chest! Kid Rave goes down, and Marty Jannetty goes up to the top turnbuckle, waiting on him to get up, and comes off with a flying cross bodypress... but Kid Rave ducks! Marty wipes out on the mat, and Kid Rave turns to him as he gets up, then whips him into the turnbuckle! He measures him in the corner, and fires off three right hands to the jaw, then dances a few steps in place, winds up his fist, grabs his crotch, and fires off a big right hand that rocks Marty Jannetty in the corner! He staggers out... and Kid Rave takes him down with a Chris Jericho-style faceplant!

Kid Rave tags in Connie Lingus, and she comes into the ring, then begins opening up on Marty Jannetty with several punches as he gets up again. She drives him back into the ropes, then whips him to the other side... and takes him down with a massive clothesline as he comes off! She begins pulling him up again... and Vickie Romano yells "BRING IT HOME!!" from the outside. Connie Lingus looks at her a little strangely, but then shrugs and picks up Marty Jannetty in a fireman's carry... she's going for the Pussywhipper, her airplane spin into an Ace Crusher! But Marty Jannetty shifts his weight as she spins, and brings her down in a crucifix! Brendan Powers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two! But Marty Jannetty releases her and makes it to his corner before she can respond, tagging in Lars Coverdale!

Lars Coverdale comes in and rushes Connie Lingus, ducking a clothesline as she throws one at him, then takes her down with a dropkick when she turns around. She gets up, but Lars Coverdale nails her with a kick to the midsection... but Connie Lingus catches his foot... but Lars Coverdale leaps up and nails her with an enzuigiri! He goes for the pin... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two again! Connie Lingus is getting up again, and Lars hooks on a front facelock, looking for a DDT... but Connie backdrops out of it! But Lars Coverdale lands on his feet behind her, and Connie turns around, right into a fist to the side of the head! But she blocks a second punch, then doubles him over with a kick to the midsection and puts on a standing headscissors. She lifts him up... but Lars counters the power bomb attempt with a Frankensteiner! She gets up again, doubled over... and Lars takes her down with a Rocker Dropper! He covers her, hooking a leg, as Brendan Powers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half!!

Lars Coverdale tags in Marty Jannetty again, as Connie Lingus gets up, and they're both measuring her, side by side... it looks like one Double Superkick's in short order! But Kid Rave comes up on the outside and grabs Lars's legs, pulling him out of the ring... and Marty Jannetty turns around to admonish him, stupidly turning his back on Connie Lingus... and she blasts him with a forearm to the back! Connie Lingus pulls him into a front chancery, then lifts him for a vertical suplex... into a powerslam!! Kid Rave returns to his corner, asking for a tag... and Connie Lingus tags him in, as he mounts the top turnbuckle! He pauses to yell "I'M GOING PLATINUM!!" at the crowd, then leaps off with a flying legdrop, right across Marty's throat! He covers him and hooks a leg... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... shoulder up!! Marty Jannetty got a shoulder up at two and three-quarters! But Kid Rave's not done yet... he pulls Marty up, hooks his arms, and twists him around into position... BITCH SLAP!! Kid Rave covers again, and once more Brendan Powers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Lars Coverdale makes the save at the last possible fraction of a second!

Kid Rave tags in Connie Lingus now, and she pulls Marty Jannetty up across her shoulders, into position for the Pussywhipper again... but now Lars Coverdale's mounting the top turnbuckle! She turns around, with Marty on her shoulders... right into a flying dropkick from Lars Coverdale! Kid Rave enters the ring and charges with a clothesline... but Lars Coverdale ducks, then pivots... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Kid Rave spills out of the ring through the ropes, and Brendan Powers forces Lars Coverdale back to his corner, admonishing him harshly... but in spite of Brendan's warnings, both Connie Lingus and Kid Rave are down, and neither one recovers quickly enough to prevent Marty Jannetty from crawling to his corner, and making the tag to Lars Coverdale!

Lars Coverdale enters the ring to a burst of cheers from the crowd, and immediately takes Connie Lingus down with a dropkick. Kid Rave's starting to get up groggily on the outside... and Lars Coverdale rushes at him, then leaps out onto him with a tope con hilo!! Kid Rave goes down, and Lars Coverdale quickly hauls him up, and takes him head-first into the ringpost, then climbs back up on the apron and goes up to the top turnbuckle! Connie Lingus gets up, facing away from Lars Coverdale... and he comes off the turnbuckle to take her down with a flying bulldog! She's down, but Lars pulls her up again... only to take her down again with a Rocker Dropper, the third one she's taken in this match! Lars rolls Connie over onto her back, then climbs up to the top turnbuckle... he's going for the Frog Splash!! Kid Rave's still down on the outside, but Vickie Romano has Brendan Powers distracted, and Fred Errara's up on the apron with the sledgehammer... but Marty Jannetty comes from behind and pulls him off the apron, then drops him with a right hand to the temple! Lars Coverdale takes flight... FROG SPLASH!! He covers, and hooks the leg for the three count!!

The Heavy Metal Express defeated Kid Rave and Connie Lingus when Coverdale pinned Connie with the Frog Splash in 0:09:37.
Rating: * 1/4

The crowd explodes into cheers, and Lars Coverdale goes up to one of the top turnbuckles, posing and celebrating the victory... but on the outside, Kid Rave just got to his feet again, and clobbered Marty Jannetty from behind! Kid Rave hooks his arms and twists him around... BITCH SLAP ON THE FLOOR!! Marty Jannetty's laid out, and Kid Rave grabs the sledgehammer and slides into the ring behind the oblivious Lars Coverdale. Lars jumps down and turns around, hearing the crowd's warnings... but it's too little, too late, and he gets a sledgehammer to the midsection! He doubles over, clutching his abdomen, and collapses to the mat... and Kid Rave pulls him back up, hooks his arms, and turns around, giving him the Bitch Slap as well! Both members of the Heavy Metal Express are laid out, and Kid Rave's posing triumphantly, as Vickie Romano grabs a microphone...

V. Romano: You're looking at two proud young athletes standing in the height...

Vickie Romano trails off as she notices that Connie Lingus is still laid out on the mat, then goes over to her and begins prodding her with her foot, looking somewhat irritated.

V. Romano: Connie... get up. Come on, you're selling way too much for them. Get up.

Connie Lingus pulls herself to her feet with clear effort, then slumps wearily in the corner, drawing another look of irritation from Vickie Romano.

V. Romano: No... start posing. I want you looking like you just won the biggest match in the world!

C. Lingus: Um... but we just lost--

Vickie Romano jerks the microphone away from her again.

V. Romano: I said to start posing, and I mean start posing NOW!!

Connie Lingus recoils in shock, but finally just begins posing and flexing her muscles alongside Kid Rave. Satisfied, Vickie Romano lifts the microphone again...

V. Romano: You're looking at two proud young athletes standing in the height of their careers! This is what sports entertainment is all about, people... these are your new stars!! Boys... spray-paint these ones too!

Kid Rave and Connie Lingus grab the cans of spray paint, and spray paint "SMCW" on the backs of both members of the Heavy Metal Express... but Stormy Weathers grabs a microphone and enters the ring next to Vickie Romano, looking a little bit puzzled.

S. Weathers: But that don't make a lick of sense, woman. Maybe putting aside the fact that the Heavy Metal Express ain't even leaving VCW, so there ain't no call to go spray-painting "SMCW" on 'em... the young folks lost this match, and the old ones, Writer's Block, were winning their match... doesn't that mean the young wrestlers ain't necessarily better than the old ones?

V. Romano: Stormy... of COURSE they're better. Now, I could waste my breath for a few minutes pointing out why you're an idiot and why I'm right...

Vickie Romano stops, then makes a sweeping gesture towards the backstage entrance, and two attractive blonde women in low-cut evening gowns step out of the backstage entrance and begin walking to the ring.

V. Romano: OR you could talk the whole thing over with some female companions I hired from one of the most upscale brothels in this whole damn city for your victory celebration.

S. Weathers: But we didn't win none of our...

The women climb into the ring, and Stormy Weathers trails off as they move to his side and begin running their hands over his chest, but Vickie Romano smiles and arches an eyebrow at him.

V. Romano: Are you saying we shouldn't have a victory celebration?

S. Weathers: Er... naw, that wasn't what I meant at all. Because... er... um... well, by being the better entertainers, we did something more important than winning a wrestling match! Yeah!! How you like that!?

V. Romano: Congratulations Stormy... my estimate of your level of intelligence just went up fifty percent, from zilch to zilch and a half. Maybe you're not a complete idiot after all. I hope you enjoy the chance to fuck somebody who's not a member of your immediate family...

The two blonde women lead Stormy Weathers out of the ring and begin leading him backstage. Connie Lingus shrugs and begins heading backstage as well... and some trainers are out to help the Heavy Metal Express backstage, too. But Fred Errara's not done yet... he tosses a few pills into his mouth and swallows, and his face lights up in a crazed, lustful stare, as he grabs a microphone.

F. Errara: But me... I don't have to hire my female companions, because they're always standing in line to get a piece of what I'm packing. And if you like the way I swung that sledgehammer a little earlier... then all you ladies are gonna LOVE the way I use my JACKHAMMER.

Fred Errara begins thrusting his crotch at the crowd repeatedly, and as expected, two more trashy women in the front row hop the guardrail, strip to their bra and panties, and grab Fred Errara, then begin escorting him backstage as the crowd boos loudly and chants "BULLSHIT". Vickie Romano nods and smiles, then turns to leave herself... but Kid Rave has a microphone now. What's this about?

K. Rave: Hey, wait up! Where's all the hoes with the love for the K-I-D!? Man, y'all are bogus... ain't showing no love for motherfucking Kid Rave. Man... I should be on fucking Baywatch or some shit... balling all them fine-ass women... I'd be whooping David Hasselhoff's punk ass and shit... that'd be bomb as hell!! Not like this shit...

Vickie Romano ignores Kid Rave, walking backstage, and he soon throws down the microphone and follows them backstage, muttering angrily to himself. They disappear backstage, and the crowd seems to breath a collective sigh of relief... we're FINALLY done with all of them. But as "Calling Dr. Love" by KISS begins playing, somehow I don't think the situation's going to improve much. "Doctor" Dave Adams comes out of the backstage area, accompanied by Nurse Vivacia, and the crowd boos as they begin making their way to the ring for the match against Robert Danson. Dave Adams has put five hundred dollars on the line in this match, as a settlement for Robert Danson's "malpractice" lawsuit, should Robert win this match, but he still seems fairly confident as he enters the ring and prepares for the match.

Now "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann begins playing, and that brings out Robert Danson and Nicole! The crowd cheers their arrival, and Robert Danson jogs to the ring, slapping palms with the fans and posing, generally his jovial, outgoing self tonight... but Nicole seems a little distracted. She's taking long stares into the ring at Dave Adams, with a blank look on her face... but beneath that neutral expression, there seems to be a hint of anxiety, and rightly so... if Robert Danson loses this match, Nicole will be pressed into serving the every whim of "Doctor" Dave Adams for the next twelve hours. Robert Danson climbs into the ring, and so does Linda Peterson, calling for the bell to begin this match!

$500 Cash vs. 12 Hours With Nicole:

"Doctor" Dave Adams
w/Nurse Vivacia

vs.

Robert Danson
w/Nicole

They lock up in the middle of the ring, and Robert Danson whips Dave Adams into the ropes, then leapfrogs over him when he comes off the other side, taking him down with a hiptoss when he comes off again. Dave Adams gets up immediately... and Robert Danson charges and levels him with a clothesline! Once again, Dave Adams gets up, but Robert Danson nails him with a massive right hand that sends him flying back into a corner! Dave Adams staggers out of the corner, but Robert Danson knocks him flying back in with a second big right hand! Once again, Dave Adams staggers out... and Robert Danson knocks him back into the corner again with another big right hand! He slumps in the corner, looking a little woozy... and Robert Danson grabs him and presses him over his head, then tosses him out of the ring with a massive Gorilla Press slam to the floor!

Dave Adams is already seemingly out on his feet, as Nurse Vivacia moves to his side and helps him up. But inside the ring, Robert Danson runs into the ropes, then leaps out through the opening between the second and third ropes to knock them both down with a plancha!! He pauses to help Nurse Vivacia to her feet, and bows to her slightly, then hauls Dave Adams up by the hair and takes him head-first into the ringsteps! Dave Adams wobbles backwards and tries to collapse to the floor, but Robert Danson keeps him on his feet and drags him over to the ramp, then puts on a front chancery. He lifts him up... and he's holding him for a few seconds... and he brings him down with a MASSIVE vertical suplex on the steel ramp!! Dave Adams could be done already!

Linda Peterson's count's starting to get up there, so Robert Danson picks Dave Adams up and tosses him into the ring (seemingly forgetting that he could have left him out there for a count-out), then climbs in after him. Dave Adams is just starting to get up, and Robert Danson hooks on a front facelock, perhaps going for a DDT... but Dave Adams nails him with a low blow! Linda Peterson scolds Dave Adams, but he just gives her a lewd smile and a wink, then begins clobbering Robert Danson with forearm smashes. Robert Danson's starting to get up anyway, so Dave Adams grabs the back of his hair and holds his head while the other arm delivers a few elbowsmashes to the back of his neck! Robert Danson's still getting to his feet, but Dave Adams shifts his grip on his head to take him down with a snap mare, but keeps the hold on his head, pulling him up into a seated position, then flipping over him with a jumping neck snap! Dave Adams gets up and drops a leg across Robert Danson's prone body, then goes for the cover, and Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And only two, as Robert Danson kicks out with power!

Dave Adams pulls Robert Danson to his feet and backs him into a corner, then doubles him over with a pair of kneelifts to the gut and puts on a side headlock... then takes a running start and brings him down with a bulldog! But after the bulldog, he's not releasing the headlock... he's still holding it on and grinding down! Now Robert Danson begins struggling, trying to power his way up, and the crowd's getting mildly behind them, though the drama in the situation is somewhat killed by the knowledge that the chances of the match ending with this spot are slim and none. But Robert Danson's back to one knee... and he's continuing to power up, and now he's back on his feet! He lifts Dave Adams up, and brings him crashing down to the mat in a massive belly-to-back suplex! He stops, pausing to roll his head and rub his neck a few times, then runs into the ropes as Dave Adams gets up... and he levels Dave Adams with a huge clothesline! Dave Adams is down again, and Robert Danson drops down for the cover... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half!

Dave Adams is reeling again, and Robert Danson whips him into the corner, sending him crashing back-first into the turnbuckles. He climbs up onto the second rope, and begins raining punches down on him, as the crowd counts along... one! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Robert Danson draws his fist back for a big one... and delivers a big number TEN!! The crowd erupts as Robert Danson steps down, and Dave Adams staggers out... right into a kick to the midsection! Robert Danson puts on a standing headscissors... PILEDRIVER!! Dave Adams just got destroyed, and now Robert Danson's going for the cover. Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Shoulder up at two and three-quarters!

Nicole immediately makes the motion of a three-count on the mat, and begins objecting to the count... but Dave Adams is still down, and Robert Danson's going up to the top turnbuckle... he's looking for the flying legdrop! But Nurse Vivacia's up on the apron, and she shakes the ropes! And Linda Peterson didn't see it, because Nicole had just called her over to argue that last count with her! Robert Danson falls crotch-first on the turnbuckle, and Dave Adams is getting up! He climbs up to the top with him, and hooks Robert Danson in a front chancery... SUPERPLEX!! He just brought Robert Danson crashing to the mat, and he crawls across him for the cover as Linda Peterson turns around to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Robert Danson throws a shoulder up at two and a half! He's still got a good bit left in him; aside from that last move, all of the really heavy-duty offense so far has come from Robert Danson, not Dave Adams.

Dave Adams isn't done yet, though... he picks Robert Danson up, and he's putting on a front chancery! Dave Adams lifts Robert Danson... and brings him down in a brain buster!! He crawls across him for the cover, as Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters! That was one of the cornerstones of Dave Adams's offense, but it didn't get the job done! He pulls him up again, into position for a DDT... but Robert Danson grabs him, and counters it with a Northern Lights suplex! Linda Peterson goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters!

They both get up, and Dave Adams takes a swing at Robert Danson, but Robert Danson blocks and retaliates with three big right hands, each of which sends Dave Adams's head snapping back forcefully, and whips him into the ropes! He runs off the other side... and nails him in the center of the ring with a diving shoulder tackle! Dave Adams just got forcefully knocked off his feet, and Robert Danson's picking him up across a shoulder... he's going for the Running Powerslam now! He takes a running start... and Dave Adams slips out behind him! He puts on a waistlock, but Robert Danson breaks that with an elbowsmash, then goes behind into his own waistlock, and takes Dave Adams over in a German suplex! He holds the bridge as Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THRE... Shoulder up at two and nine-tenths! Dave Adams just barely got out of that one in time!

Robert Danson pulls Dave Adams up again... but Nurse Vivacia just jumped up on the apron! She's trying to distract Robert Danson... and Nicole sees it, and grabs a chair! Robert Danson whips Dave Adams towards Nurse Vivacia... no, Dave Adams reverses! And Nicole swings the chair... but Nurse Vivacia dives down off the apron at the last possible second, just in time for Nicole to nail Robert Danson with the chair! He turns and staggers towards Dave Adams... right into a Death Penalty! He calls that the Doctor's Orders, and word has it that it's his new finishing move! He makes the cover, and Linda Peterson counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! Dave Adams wins!!

Dave Adams pinned Robert Danson with the Doctor's Orders in 0:09:28.
Rating: * 3/4

Dave Adams rolls out of the ring to join Vivacia on the outside... and now he approaches Nicole, leering suggestively and saying something... and she shrugs, taking a look back into the ring at the fallen body of Robert Danson, then begins heading backstage with them to the loud boos of the crowd. She's going along peacefully, and taking this rather well... perhaps a little too well? Not that she seems to be overtly turning against Robert Danson, but as they make their way backstage, she doesn't seem to be overcome with despair, either.

Robert Danson's a different story... he's getting up in the ring, and he doesn't look pleased at all. He's storming around the ring angrily... stomping and kicking at the ropes... and now he's demanding a microphone! He gets one, and immediately raises the microphone.

R. Danson: Dave Adams... you can have your cheap victory tonight, but I want you to know one thing. I sincerely hope, my good man, that you don't have a wife and children... because so help me, by the throne of Jupiter, if you take any inappropriate actions with Nicole I'll make a widow and orphans of them!! I shall stalk the streets and the arenas until I have my revenge!! Vile fiend!

Robert Danson throws aside the microphone and begins stalking backstage... he's obviously very shaken up by this loss. One can only hope, indeed, that Dave Adams has a shred more decency than he's letting on... for his sake as well as for Robert and especially Nicole.

Our next match will feature the team of Komachi, Amy Lin, and Rebecca Black facing Melissa DelArmeggio, Christina Ellis, and Michelle Hubbard... but wait just a second, something unusual's going on! There are two suspiciously empty seats in the front row... and two men in black ninja costumes are approaching them! They're in full ninja gear, complete with hood and mask to conceal their faces, and they're sitting down in the empty seats! What's this all about!?

Evidently, we're not going to find out just yet... because it's time for our next match! "Brackish" by Kittie just kicked on over the arena sound system, and the crowd explodes into a loud round of boos as Rebecca Black, Amy Lin, and Komachi make their way out of the backstage area, accompanied by Sophie and Minako. Rebecca and Amy seem rather unconcerned as they come to the ring, talking and laughing about something, while Komachi has her usual expressionless, machine-like focus as she makes her way to the ring. Rebecca, Amy, and Komachi enter the ring, and Rebecca gives a quizzical glance at the men in ninja suits, then seems to ask Komachi something, but she just shrugs and shakes her head.

Now "Sad But True" by Metallica just kicked on, and that brings out Melissa DelArmeggio, Christina Ellis, and Michelle Hubbard to a large round of cheers from the crowd! By necessity, these three have banded together to fight their united common opponents... but even so, they're somewhat outnumbered by the presence of Sophie and Minako on the outside. They make their way to the ring, then climb inside a little bit cautiously, as if expecting a sneak attack from their opponents. But surprisingly, they enter the ring without violence; evidently we're going to see a good, clean start to this match. Jerry Rogers enters the ring and calls for the bell, and this match is on!

Black Plague (Rebecca Black & Amy Lin) & Komachi
w/Sophie & Minako

vs.

Melissa DelArmeggio, Christina Ellis, & Michelle Hubbard

Amy Lin's starting off in the ring for her team... and she's asking Melissa DelArmeggio to get in the ring with her! Melissa quickly accepts, and they move towards the center to lock up... only for Amy Lin to step away, laughing, then mock Melissa's stance in going in for the lock-up. Melissa glares impatiently at her as Rebecca Black and Sophie giggle at Amy's antics on the outside, then rushes forward to nail Amy Lin with a punch to the side of the head, rocking her back and drawing a burst of cheers from the crowd! Melissa whips Amy into the ropes, and runs off the other side, going for a jumping kneelift as she comes off, but Amy goes low and catches the leg, then fluidly takes Melissa up and over face-first onto the mat, still holding the leg, and does a backward roll into a half Boston! Despite their extreme dislike of Amy Lin, the crowd can't surpress a pop for that impressive move, and Jerry Rogers quickly goes down to ask Melissa for a submission!

Melissa struggles, pulling herself along... and she makes it to the ropes. She starts to get up, shaking out her leg, and Amy Lin quickly advances on her with several quick kicks to the thigh, sending her back down to one knee. Amy goes for a punch, but Melissa blocks it, then nails Amy Lin in the midsection with a punch of her own. Melissa continues the attack with another punch to the midsection, then doubles her over with a series of swift kicks to the midsection, and runs into the ropes... and takes her down with an axe kick! She limps a little bit upon getting up, but still drags Amy Lin into her corner and tags in Christina Ellis. She comes in, and both women lift Amy Lin together... into a double Gorilla Press, and a massive slam to the canvas!

Christina Ellis advances on Amy Lin as Melissa DelArmeggio leaves the ring, and Amy starts backing off... but Christina Ellis grabs her by the hair and hauls her up, then hooks her arms and takes her down with a double underhook suplex! Christina Ellis runs into the ropes as Amy Lin gets up again, and takes her down with a dropkick! Amy Lin gets up again, but Christina Ellis hooks her in a front chancery, then takes her down with a snap suplex! She keeps her grip on Amy and rolls to her feet, intending to do it again, but this time Amy squirms free as Christina lifts her, and flips out onto her feet behind her. Christina and Amy both turn around, but Amy leads with a forearm, nailing Christina in the jaw and taking her off her feet! Christina Ellis begins getting up again, but Amy Lin measures her... then knocks her back to the mat with a spin kick!

Christina's down, and Amy Lin tags in Rebecca Black, who comes in with a flurry of stomps and kicks on Christina Ellis. Christina Ellis begins to get up, so Rebecca Black unloads on her with a series of right hands, driving her back into the corner, then measures her... and nails her with a massive chest chop, drawing a loud chorus of "Whooooo!!" from the crowd. Christina Ellis recoils in pain, but Rebecca Black stays on her, doubling her over with a few knees to the midsection, putting on a headlock, dragging her to the middle of the ring, and bringing her down with a blatant hair pull in the headlock! Jerry Rogers gives her a warning, but Rebecca Black denies the hair pull, keeping the headlock applied! Christina Ellis begins powering her way up from the mat, fighting the headlock, and gets to her feet, then lifts Rebecca Black for a belly-to-back suplex... but Rebecca Black flips out behind her! Christina Ellis turns around... and Rebecca Black grabs her by the hair and puts her in the headlock again! Once again, Jerry Rogers admonishes the hair pulling, but Rebecca Black shrugs it off.

This time, Christina Ellis backs Rebecca Black into the ropes and sends her to the other side. Rebecca Black comes off with a leaping clothesline, but Christina Ellis ducks, and Rebecca wipes out on the mat! Rebecca Black gets up, and Christina Ellis nails her with a kick to the midsection, then puts on a headlock of her own, and takes Rebecca Black down by the hair to the mat! Jerry Rogers warns her about it now, earning a sarcastic denial from Christina Ellis, who keeps the headlock applied for a few seconds, then drops it and slips aside quickly into an armbar submission. Rebecca Black cries out in pain and scrambles to the ropes, making it after only a few seconds! They both get up, and Christina Ellis hooks Rebecca Black for a vertical suplex, but on the outside, Minako holds Rebecca's feet, preventing Christina from lifting her! Christina stops to adjust her grip... and Rebecca gouges her in the eyes! Christina Ellis releases Rebecca Black to clutch at her face, but Rebecca Black doubles her over with a kick to the midsection, then grabs her head and pulls her down into a Triple H-style kneesmash facebuster!

Christina Ellis is down, and Rebecca Black tags in Komachi, who enters the ring with grim anticipation on her face. She hauls Christina Ellis roughly to her feet and tosses her into a corner, then begins potatoing her with a quick combination of stiff punches to the ribs and face, striking so swiftly and brutally that Christina Ellis can do nothing but cover up in the corner and absorb the blows until Jerry Rogers orders Komachi to stop the closed fists and back off. Christina Ellis staggers out of the corner, only to have Komachi whip her into the other corner, and follow her in with a jumping avalanche! Christina Ellis staggers out, and Komachi runs into the ropes, and mows her down with a clothesline in the middle of the ring! Christina Ellis is down, and Komachi steps out to the apron, then begins climbing to the top turnbuckle. She comes off with a flying elbowdrop... but Christina Ellis moves out of the way! Komachi wipes out on the mat, and both women are down!

Komachi begins getting up first, stopping to shake out her elbow, and turns to see Christina Ellis crawling to her corner! She steps forward to try to grab her and pull her away... but she's too slow, and Christina tags in Melissa DelArmeggio! Komachi immediately throws up her fists in a fighting stance as Melissa comes in, and Melissa does likewise as she steps forward! Komachi takes a swing at Melissa, but Melissa ducks then nails her with a right hand, then a left to the face! Komachi staggers backwards a step, and Melissa pivots around to catch her with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that knocks her off her feet! Komachi gets up again, and Melissa backs her into the ropes with several more punches to the face, then measures her... and knocks her over the top rope with a savate kick!

Komachi's down on the outside, but she's getting up... and in the ring, Melissa just ran into the ropes on the other side! She runs up and dives over the top rope... but her foot doesn't quite clear it, and she begins falling at an unhealthy angle as Komachi scrambles forward to catch her awkwardly. Komachi sets Melissa down on the floor, then stomps and kicks at her a few times before hauling her up by the hair and taking her head-first into the steel ringpost. Melissa crumples to the floor, and Komachi rolls her back in, then climbs in after her. Melissa's starting to stir, and Komachi pulls her to her feet and tosses her into a corner, where she gives her a series of swift kicks to the midsection. She pulls Melissa forward into a standing headscissors and turns around, then lifts her and takes a running start... RUNNING POWER BOMB!! She just laid Melissa out, and that could have done it! She covers and hooks a leg, and Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters!

Melissa's still down, and after a brief glare of frustration, Komachi begins measuring her as she gets up. Komachi rushes forward with a clothesline, but Melissa ducks underneath it and turns around... right as Komachi spins at her with a uraken! But Melissa ducks that too, then gives Komachi a kick to the midsection... but Komachi catches her foot... and Melissa jumps up to nail her with the Back Brain Kick!! Komachi goes down... but Melissa's down as well! They're both going for their corners, and Komachi tags in Amy Lin... but Melissa tags in Michelle Hubbard!

Amy charges in at Michelle, taking a swing at her, but Michelle blocks, then begins nailing her in the face with several right hands! She drives Amy back into the ropes, then whips her to the other side, and catches her with a spinebuster when she comes off! Komachi comes in again, aiming a kick at Michelle's throat, but Michelle catches the leg and takes her down with a dragon screw into a half Boston! Rebecca Black charges in, and Michelle releases the hold, then doubles Rebecca Black over with a kick to the midsection and hooks her arms, taking her down with a double underhook power bomb! And now Christina Ellis comes in, cutting off Komachi, and Melissa DelArmeggio enters the ring and begins brawling with Amy Lin!

As the other fights wage on around her, Michelle Hubbard grabs two handfuls of Rebecca Black's shirt and rips, tearing the shirt open, then pulls on it until it comes off! The crowd explodes into cheers as a lace-trimmed black bra with well-filled cups is exposed, and Rebecca Black squeals in outrage... but she's silenced a minute later when Michelle Hubbard begins choking her out with the tattered remains of her own shirt! Michelle had her shirt ripped off by Rebecca Black at Wrestlewar II, and this may be a measure of revenge for that. After Jerry Rogers warns her to cease the choking, Michelle Hubbard hooks Rebecca Black in a front chancery and lifts her... BRAIN BUSTER!! The crowd explodes into cheers, as much for the devestating move as for the fact that one of Rebecca Black's breasts came tantalizingly close to falling out of her bra on that bump, and now Michelle Hubbard's headed up to the top turnbuckle! She climbs up, facing the crowd... MOONSAULT!! She just moonsaulted Rebecca Black, and though she winces in pain as her knees hit the mat, she still covers and hooks the leg... only to be reminded by Jerry Rogers that Amy Lin is currently legal in the ring, not Rebecca Black.

Meanwhile, across the ring, Minako just tripped Christina Ellis as she came off the ropes, causing Christina to stagger forward... into a massive lariat from Komachi! Melissa has Amy Lin in a corner, and is pummelling her mercilessly with stiff kicks and punches... but Komachi clobbers her from behind, then puts her into a standing headscissors and lifts her up... CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!! That just flattened Melissa... but now Michelle Hubbard's up, wincing at the pain in her knees as she stands... evidently that moonsault took quite a bit out of her. She rushes Amy Lin and begins drilling her with punches, then hooks on a front chancery... but Komachi's up, and she nails Michelle Hubbard from behind! Michelle Hubbard doubles over, and Amy Lin and Komachi begin clobbering her with kicks and punches in unison... and Komachi lifts her up on a shoulder from behind, then brings her down with a shoulder-mount power bomb!!

Michelle Hubbard's down, but Christina Ellis is back up, and she hooks Komachi from behind... DRAGON SUPLEX!! Christina Ellis just planted Komachi with the Dragon Suplex, but before she can even stand again, Amy Lin steps forward and nails her with a swift kick between her legs, which Christina had instinctively held spread for a potential bridge! Christina Ellis curls up on the mat, and Amy Lin pitches her out of the ring! Amy Lin steps over and helps Rebecca Black up to her feet... but Michelle Hubbard's getting up as well! She's not fast enough, though, and Amy Lin kicks her in the midsection, then hooks her arms... DOUBLE ARM DDT!! And now Amy Lin's going up to the top turnbuckle... and she nails her with the Moonsault!! Amy Lin hooks a leg as Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! Rebecca just cut Melissa off from making the save as she got up, and Amy Lin just got the victory!

The Black Plague (Amy Lin and Rebecca Black) and Komachi defeated Melissa DelArmeggio, Michelle Hubbard, and Christina Ellis when Lin pinned Michelle with the Moonsault in 0:16:44.
Rating: 1/4*

The crowd begins booing loudly as Amy Lin's hands are raised in victory. Amy Lin smiles triumphantly, then turns and spits on Michelle Hubbard's fallen body... but Melissa just took Rebecca Black down with a kick to the face, and now she's coming up from behind Amy Lin! Melissa DelArmeggio spins Amy Lin around by the shoulder and begins drilling her with repeated punches, then doubles her over with a swift kick to the midsection! She lifts her up... and drives her to the mat with a power bomb!! The crowd cheers, and Melissa tosses Amy Lin over the top rope to the floor! Komachi starts to get up... and Melissa drops her with a savate kick, and she rolls out of the ring as well! Rebecca Black also rolls to the outside, and begins heading backstage with Amy Lin, as Melissa DelArmeggio helps Michelle Hubbard to her feet, and they rejoin Christina Ellis on the outside, and begin departing as well. The crowd's cheering them as they leave... and one of the men in ninja suits stands up and starts applauding for them as well, before the other elbows him and motions for him to sit down.

Komachi, Sophie, and Minako are remaining at ringside, as Komachi ignores some giddy, cheerful celebratory babbling from Sophie in favor of grabbing a towel from Minako and wiping the sweat from her body. "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye begins playing, and that brings out "Double R" Rex Richards, decked out in his usual flowing golden robe and sunglasses, to a loud round of boos from the crowd. He walks to the ring, meeting the three women at ringside, but pushes aside Minako and Sophie to nod and smile at Komachi, obviously pleased with her performance tonight. He steps up on the apron, and holds the ropes open for Komachi... but then gets up and moves to the center of the ring as Minako and Sophie climb into the ring.

They seem a little disappointed in being so obviously snubbed, but they still help Komachi to peel off his robe, then begin performing a rapid, skillful display of martial arts prowess as he kneels and flexes his muscles with a red and gold flashing spotlight shining down on him. As the posing ends, all three women turn and drape themselves over Rex Richards's muscular frame. He takes off his sunglasses and hands them to Komachi, who smiles and puts them on her forehead, using them as a headband of sorts to hold her sweat-soaked hair out of her face. With all of the pomp and fanfare finally out of the way, they turn to the backstage entrance, awaiting the arrival of his opponent tonight. The crowd seems to eagerly anticipate it as well, and one of the men in ninja suits whispers something to the other as a hush goes over the crowd.

"All Star" by Smash Mouth begins playing, and the crowd begins cheering as Moy Lazzario steps out of the backstage area, then begins sprinting to the ring. He slides inside, and leaps to one of the second turnbuckles, where he poses for a second... but Rex Richards begins coming from behind... but Moy Lazzario jumps down and turns around! Rex Richards quickly backs up, playing innocent, and now Moy Lazzario's walking up to him, saying something with a cocky smirk on his face, and he extends a hand for a handshake. Rex Richards extends his hand to take Moy Lazzario's... and Moy Lazzario draws his hand back and gives Rex Richards the finger! After a second of shocked hesitation, Rex Richards charges Moy Lazzario and begins clobbering him, and Bobcat McGavin calls for the bell to begin this match!

Moy Lazzario

vs.

"Double R" Rex Richards
w/Minako, Sophie, & Komachi

Rex Richards rocks Moy Lazzario back into the ropes with a series of right hands, then whips him to the other side. Moy Lazzario ducks under a clothesline as he comes off the ropes, then runs into the other side and takes Rex Richards down with a dropkick! Moy Lazzario goes for another dropkick as Rex Richards gets up, but this time Rex Richards leaps back and Moy Lazzario doesn't connect! Rex Richards scoops Moy Lazzario up and takes him down with a bodyslam, then flexes a muscle for a second or two and drops an elbow... but Moy Lazzario rolls out of the way! Rex Richards wipes out on the mat, and they both start to get up. Rex Richards rushes Moy Lazzario with a clothesline, but Moy Lazzario ducks under it! Rex Richards turns around into a kick to the midsection, doubling him over, and Moy Lazzario hooks him for a DDT, but Rex Richards stops the attempt with a quick shot to the ribs, then shifts his position and grips Moy Lazzario, and gives him an inverted atomic drop! Moy Lazzario staggers, slightly doubled over, as Rex Richards backs into the ropes, then runs off to knock Moy Lazzario off his feet with a massive clothesline!

The crowd boos as Rex Richards stops to pose triumphantly, flexing his muscles and grinning. Moy Lazzario starts to get up, so Rex Richards clobbers him with repeated shots to the back, sending him back down... then puts a foot on his back and flexes his muscles again, getting another round of boos. Moy Lazzario starts squirming under Rex Richards, and he lifts his foot, then drops a leg across the back of Moy Lazzario's head... but Moy Lazzario rolls out of the way! Rex Richards lands in a sitting position on the mat, and Moy Lazzario steps around and straddles the back of his head, then reaches down and begins pulling his legs up... what does he hope to accomplish with THIS!? Whatever it is, Rex Richards is hammering him with shots to the sides, causing him to lose his grip... and now Rex Richards is getting up! He stands up, with Moy Lazzario still on his shoulders, and quickly falls backwards, planting him back-first on the mat! Rex Richards gets up... and now he's posing again. One gets the impression that he's not taking this match all that seriously...

Moy Lazzario's getting up again, and Rex Richards hooks him in a front chancery, then lifts for a vertical suplex... but Moy Lazzario twists around and falls out behind him, then grabs him from behind and takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex! The crowd cheers, and Rex Richards gets up, holding his back, but Moy Lazzario whips him into the ropes, then runs off the other side... and takes him down in the middle with the Thesz press, then starts raining right hands down on him. He pulls Rex Richards up, and goes for the Ace Crusher, but Rex Richards shoves him away into the turnbuckle! Moy Lazzario collides chest-first with the turnbuckle and staggers backwards... right into a belly-to-back suplex from Rex Richards... but Moy Lazzario flips out behind him! Rex Richards turns around, and Moy Lazzario nails him with a series of quick punches to the face that stagger him back into the ropes, then a savate kick that sends him spilling over the top to the outside!

Rex Richards starts getting up on the outside, looking rather frustrated... and Moy Lazzario runs into the ropes, then leaps out through the second and third ropes with a plancha! Rex Richards crashes back against the guardrail and goes down... and now Moy Lazzario's continuing the onslaught, pulling him up and battering him with a few more punches. He whips Rex Richards into the guardrail... but Rex Richards reverses! Moy Lazzario crashes back-first into the guardrail and staggers forward, and Rex Richards kicks him in the midsection, doubling him over, and puts him in a standing headscissors. He lifts him... PILEDRIVER!! Rex Richards just gave Moy Lazzario a piledriver on the thinly-padded floor! He stops to pose again, flexing his muscles over the fallen body of Moy Lazzario, then climbs into the ring.

Inside the ring, Bobcat McGavin's making the count, but Rex Richards comes up and interrupts him, evidently asking some question. Moy Lazzario starts to stand up, with Bobcat McGavin's attention elsewhere... and Minako comes from behind him, and gives him a low blow! Moy Lazzario goes back down, clutching his groin in pain... but Komachi's pulling him up on the outside, and putting him in a standing headscissors... can she really do it? ... POWER BOMB!! Komachi just drilled Moy Lazzario with a power bomb on the floor! Now Sophie's coming over, and standing over his body... and she pulls out a black marker, and draws a mustache on his face! She begins giggling about it, but that's silenced as Komachi cuffs her on the back of the head. Ignoring Sophie's angry, pouty stare, Komachi rolls Moy Lazzario into the ring, just before Bobcat McGavin turns around.

Moy Lazzario's just barely starting to get up now, and Rex Richards pulls him up, and hooks his head under his arm... DDT!! That could do it... Rex Richards covers him, a bit carelessly, and Bobcat McGavin makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Rex Richards pulls him up!! Bobcat McGavin warns Rex Richards about that, but Rex Richards doesn't seem to care! He picks Moy Lazzario up, and hauls him up on his shoulders, in Samoan Drop position. What's this going to be... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Rex Richards planted Moy Lazzario in the middle of the ring with that move, and now he hooks a leg, as Bobcat McGavin starts another count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! Rex Richards wins!

Rex Richards pinned Moy Lazzario with the Death Valley Driver in 0:06:18.
Rating: 1/4*

Rex Richards has come out of this one the winner, in relatively short order... though it has to be said, the outside interference of the women might have been a pretty big factor. The crowd boos, and one of the men in ninja suits look at one another, seeming to converse... and one of them goes to climb over the guardrail, but the other one holds him back! They seem to be having some sort of discussion, and the end decision seems to be to remain behind the guardrail. Outside of the ring, Rex Richards claps Sophie on the shoulder, smiling... then goes on to Minako and kisses her on the cheek. Moving on from Minako, he scoops Komachi up in his arms, embracing her tightly for a passionate kiss... it looks like he's playing favorites here, and Sophie and Minako seem a little disappointed in the comparative lack of attention they received.

Rex Richards and his female companions begin heading backstage, and now the men in ninja suits are standing up and speaking... and they're leaving!? They're walking away again... evidently, they're not sticking around for the rest of the show. They only stayed for two undercard matches... why'd they bother buying a front-row ticket if they didn't want to see the show!? And why were they wearing ninja suits!? If nothing else, VCW seems to attract some weird fans... but now Moy Lazzario's up, and he's staggering backstage as well, clutching the back of his neck and head. He didn't fare too well for himself tonight, but he owes that in part to the interference of Komachi and Minako.

We're going to head straight into the next match, and "New World Order" by Ministry is playing over the arena sound system now, bringing forth Desmond of the Black Plague, accompanied by Rebecca Black, who still seems a little battered from her earlier match, though she's wearing a new shirt, and seems to have freshly showered. The crowd boos as he walks to the ring and climbs inside... and now he's grabbing a microphone? Even Rebecca seems a little surprised to see him do that. What's this all about!?

Desmond: Tonight, I've got a match against Salvaje Demonio. The last time I fought him... well, I did something that wasn't cool. I severely attacked him after the match. But that wasn't reasonable... it was crazy . And when it comes right down to it... I'm a reasonable man. You can ask anybody who knows me, and they'll all tell you that I'm a reasonable man. So I'm here to do the reasonable thing right now, and extend my deepest apologies to Salvaje Demonio for my behavior last night. So, Salvaje Demonio... come on out here. I want to talk to you, man to man.

The crowd boos, and Rebecca Black turns to Desmond, incredulously asking him what he's up to... but Desmond just says something to her, looking sincere, then turns back to face the entrance as "Surfing With The Alien" by Joe Satriani begins playing over the arena sound system, bringing out Salvaje Demonio. He jogs to the ring and slides inside, then cautiously stands a few feet away from Desmond, fixing him with an expectant stare.

Desmond: Okay... I'm glad you're willing to hear me out here. I myself am a reasonable man, and I'm glad to see that you're being reasonable too. We've all got our heads on straight now. But what I wanted to tell you... look, I'm very sorry about what I did the last time we were in the ring. Normally, I'm not like that. Normally, I'd never stoop to attacking a fellow competitor out of frustration. Normally, I'm a reasonable man. But what I did was wrong, and I'd like to apologize for it... so I want you to know that I'm very sorry that I tried to hurt you during our last meeting. And if you'll take my hand, we can settle this with a handshake and go into our match tonight with no lingering bad feelings.

Salvaje Demonio hesitates for a second, staring at Desmond warily. He looks around to the crowd to gauge their approval, and they boo loudly, causing him to continue to hesitate.

Desmond: Look... I know you'd normally expect a typical opponent to attack you during the handshake, like some kind of lowlife. But that's not me... I'm a reasonable man. You can trust me. I swear... I swear on the legacy of "Superstar" Sean Black that I'll not attack you during the handshake. Just... please... take my hand, and accept my apology.

Even through the mask, it seems that Salvaje Demonio has a fair amount of annoyance at Desmond's insistence... but he finally extends his hand and shakes hands with Desmond! No attack comes, and now both men begin circling one another, as Brendan Powers enters the ring and calls for the bell!

Desmond
w/Rebecca Black

vs.

Salvaje Demonio

They lock up in the middle of the ring, and Desmond whips Salvaje Demonio into the ropes... but Salvaje Demonio reverses it, and runs into the other side! Desmond goes for a big boot to the head, but Salvaje Demonio ducks under and runs off the other side as Desmond staggers forward, then takes him down with a dropkick as he turns around, trying to regain his bearings! Desmond gets up and locks up with Salvaje Demonio again, then grabs his arm and tries to wring it out, but Salvaje Demonio grabs his arm and twists out of it, into a top wristlock on Desmond! Desmond backpedals into a corner under the pressure, and Salvaje Demonio whips him to the other turnbuckle, then follows him in with a handspring elbowsmash! Salvaje Demonio stands back as Desmond staggers out, then catches him with a drop-toe hold that takes him down, before flowing across into an armbar! Desmond yells out in pain as Brendan Powers goes down to ask him for a submission!

Desmond grimaces in pain as he drags himself to the ropes, forcing a break of the hold. He seems to be fighting his temper as he gets up, but he shakes it off and rushes Salvaje Demonio with a clothesline, but Salvaje Demonio ducks under it, grabbing his arm, then sweeps his legs and brings him to the mat, still holding the arm. He pins Desmond's arm to the canvas, then drops a knee onto it, getting a cry of pain from Desmond, who forces his arm free and rolls away. He begins getting up again, and rushes Salvaje Demonio again, but this time he gets a dropkick that sends him staggering back a few steps before he finally goes down, falling between the second and third ropes out of the ring to the floor!

Desmond gets up on the outside and looks around, trying to get his bearings, but as he turns back to the ring, he gets a running baseball slide to the chest that sends him crashing back into the guardrail! Salvaje Demonio stays on the offense, nailing him with a few chops against the guardrail, then whipping him into the other side! Desmond staggers out, and Salvaje Demonio gives him a kneelift, then rolls him back into the ring. He leaps up on the apron as Desmond begins to get up in the ring... then leaps up on the top rope and springs off with a springboard cross bodypress... but Desmond catches him and brings him crashing hard to the mat with a powerslam! He hooks a leg for the cover as Brendan Powers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Salvaje Demonio!

Salvaje Demonio begins getting up again, so Desmond hooks him in a front chancery and gives him a vertical suplex. With Salvaje Demonio down, he quickly drops an elbow into him and goes for the cover again. Brendan Powers makes another count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... And again, Salvaje Demonio kicks out at two! Desmond seems a little nettled, but he pulls him up again, and scoops him up, to bring him down with a bodyslam near the corner. Salvaje Demonio's on the mat, near the corner... and Desmond climbs up to the second turnbuckle, facing the crowd, and comes down on Salvaje Demonio with a Big Van Crush! He hooks the leg again, and once again Brendan Powers begins counting... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half!

Once again seeming a little irritated at his lack of progress, Desmond pulls Salvaje Demonio up again, and clobbers him with a few forearm smashes to the back, then puts on a headlock... but Salvaje Demonio slips out, and shoves Desmond forward chest-first into the turnbuckle! He staggers out, and Salvaje Demonio doubles him over with a kick to the midsection, then puts on a headlock of his own, takes a running start, and brings Desmond to the mat with a bulldog, then flowing around into another armbar! Once again, Desmond cries out in pain and scrambles for the ropes, reaching them after a few seconds. He gets up, shaking out his arm, and looking like he's trying to hold back his anger... and he charges Salvaje Demonio, but Salvaje Demonio brings him down with an armdrag takedown, but keeps holding the arm and puts a leg scissors around it for a cross armbreaker! Desmond roars in pain and outrage, and like a man possessed he drags himself to the ropes powerfully, with boiling rage in his eyes.

Desmond gets up again, and this time his hands shoot out with lightning-fast speed and wrap around Salvaje Demonio's throat! He backs him into the corner, and begins choking him out with a vicious, animalistic snarl on his face, heedless of Brendan Powers's warnings to release the chokehold. Brendan Powers makes the five-count, then begins trying to pull Desmond and Salvaje Demonio apart, and Desmond releases him, only to turn to Brendan Powers and bellow at him incoherently! Brendan Powers steps back in shock, and Desmond turns back to Salvaje Demonio, a vicious, mindless grin spreading across his face as he begins pelting Salvaje Demonio with stiff closed fists, earning more warnings from Brendan Powers.

Desmond picks Salvaje Demonio up, and brings him down back-first across a knee in a savage backbreaker, letting out a roar of triumph as he does so, and Salvaje Demonio collapses to a wrecked heap on the mat. Desmond stares at him for a second, then goes down and wraps his hands around his throat again, choking him once more! Salvaje Demonio kicks and struggles, but only when Brendan Powers threatens Desmond with disqualification does he become free of the chokehold. Desmond pulls Salvaje Demonio up and begins battering him with a series of savage left and right hands to the face, then knocking him to the mat with a massive headbutt. Desmond crawls on top of him, going for the pin... no, he's straddling him, and viciously raining more quick punches down on his face! Salvaje Demonio puts a hand up to try to push Desmond off... and Desmond grabs his hand and bites down on it, hard! Salvaje Demonio yells out in pain, and pulls his hand away, but there are little indentations in his skin where Desmond's teeth had sunk in!

Desmond gets up at the insistance of Brendan Powers, and he pulls Salvaje Demonio to his feet too, but lashes out immediately with a kick to the midsection, then goes for the Outcast, but Salvaje Demonio pushes him forward into the turnbuckle! Desmond crashes into it chest first, then staggers back... and Salvaje Demonio hooks his arms! TIGER SUPLEX!! He holds the bridge for the pin as Brendan Powers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Kickout at two and three-quarters! Desmond shakes off the effects and begins to get up... but Salvaje Demonio hooks him in a front chancery, then brings him down with a snap suplex!

Once again, Desmond gets up... but Salvaje Demonio nails him with a series of kneelifts, doubling him over! He pulls him up across his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then takes him down into a flapjack! Desmond lands face-first on the mat, then flops over onto his back... and Salvaje Demonio's going up to the top turnbuckle! He comes off the top... SWANDIVE HEADBUTT!! He just nailed Desmond, and now he crawls across, going for the cover... but Rebecca Black has Brendan Powers distracted! Salvaje Demonio looks around, then gets up and begins telling Brendan Powers to get back to the match at hand... but Desmond clobbers him from behind! He spins Salvaje Demonio around and gives him a swift kick to the midsection... and follows it with the OUTCAST!! That could do it! Desmond's grinning as he looks down at Salvaje Demonio's fallen body... and he's rolling out of the ring!? He grabs a chair, and slides back inside... and both Rebecca Black and Brendan Powers begin warning him not to use it, but he pays them no mind, drilling Salvaje Demonio with a vicious blow from the chair! That's an immediate disqualification!

Salvaje Demonio defeated Desmond via disqualification in 0:08:52.
Rating: 3/4*

Brendan Powers has made the disqualification ruling, but Desmond doesn't seem to care... he just draws back the chair and nails Salvaje Demonio with it again, and then again and again!! He begins whacking him with repeated blows from the chair, working himself into a frenzy as he continues the assault! Brendan Powers is scared to come near him and try to stop him, and Desmond just keeps blasting Salvaje Demonio with repeated shots from the chair! Finally, he seems to become tired and out of breath, and tosses the chair aside, breathing heavily as he looks down at Salvaje Demonio's destroyed carcass with a maniacal grin... that slowly begins to fade into a horrified stare.

Desmond looks down at his hands, as though not believing he just did that, and rolls out of the ring as a medical team and trainers come inside to check on Salvaje Demonio. He begins walking backstage, numbly ignoring Rebecca Black's protests and complaints, but occasionally looking back into the ring with an expression of horror on his face. Finally, after taking one last glance back into the ring, he walks back into the backstage area, with Rebecca Black following him. Soon after, Salvaje Demonio is helped to his feet, and the trainers help him to limp backstage. He doesn't seem to be seriously injured right now, but he sure took one hell of a beating.

We may see another savage beating coming up soon... we're going straight into our next match, a Street Fight between Stiff Competition and Jack Norman and Butch Manson of Hell's Bikers! "War Machine" by KISS begins playing over the arena sound system first, and that brings out Bass Rogers and Dean Sanders, Stiff Competition, to the cheers of the crowd. They begin walking down the aisle with purpose... but Jack Norman and Butch Manson come charging out of the backstage area behind them, carrying baseball bats! Jack Norman clobbers Bass Rogers in the back with his baseball bat, and Butch Manson does the same to Dean Sanders, laying him out on the ramp! Linda Peterson enters the ring and calls for the bell, and evidently this Street Fight's beginning now!

Street Fight:

Stiff Competition

vs.

Hell's Bikers (Jack Norman & Butch Manson)

Butch Manson continues going after Dean Sanders, who's face-down on the ramp, but Bass Rogers is getting back up, and Jack Norman draws back the bat for another swing... but Bass Rogers ducks as he gets up, then drills Jack Norman in the gut with a massive punch! Jack Norman doubles over, and Bass Rogers wraps his massive arms around him... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE RAMP! He just flattened Jack Norman, and now he comes from behind Butch Manson, pulling him off of Dean Sanders, and clobbers him with a series of stiff blows to the back! Butch Manson turns around, and Bass Rogers knocks him off his feet with a huge right hand, then grabs him and lifts him, pressing him over his head... and he carries him to ringside and drops him face-first on the apron! Butch Manson slumps forward and somehow manages to prop himself up on the apron... and Bass Rogers hauls him up from behind, and gives him a belly-to-back suplex on the ramp!! Bass Rogers is the only man currently standing, and he lets out a massive roar, getting a pop from the crowd!

Jack Norman's getting up, though, and so's Dean Sanders... but Jack Norman recovers first, and begins drilling Dean Sanders with a series of punches. Dean Sanders staggers back, but shakes off the effects, then grabs Jack Norman's shirt and rips it open! Jack Norman tries to throw a punch, but Dean Sanders blocks it, then begins unleashing a flurry of stiff chops and jabs to Jack Norman's exposed chest, staggering the big man back! He drags him down the ramp and takes him head-first into the ring apron, then rolls him inside! Jack Norman begins to get up... but Dean Sanders blasts him with a kneesmash to the face that connects with his nose, sending him back down! When he gets up, it doesn't seem that his nose is broken, only bloody... but Dean Sanders just clobbers him in the face with a quick jab, then hooks him and takes him down with a big snap suplex!

Jack Norman's down, and Dean Sanders rolls out of the ring, and rummages around under the apron briefly as Bass Rogers continues working over Butch Manson on the outside. He finds a chain and rolls back into the ring... but Jack Norman's getting up! Jack Norman takes a swing at Dean Sanders... but Dean Sanders blocks it and nails him in the face with the chain! Jack Norman goes down, and Dean Sanders goes for the cover... but on the outside, Butch Manson just nailed Bass Rogers with a low blow! Linda Peterson counts the pin in the ring... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Butch Manson slides in and breakds the pin with a big elbow before three! He pulls Dean Sanders up and drills him with a few big right hands to the face, then whips him into the ropes... but when he goes for a big boot, Dean Sanders dodges and grabs his foot, then takes him down into a kneebar! But Jack Norman's up, and he picks the chain up, wraps it around his fist, then breaks the kneebar with a loaded fistdrop! Bass Rogers climbs back into the ring and charges... but Jack Norman nails him with his fist wrapped in the chain, and Bass Rogers staggers back! Jack Norman drills him in the face again with the chain, and this time Bass Rogers goes down like a ton of bricks!

Dean Sanders gets back up, but Jack Norman nails him in the face with the chain as well, then pitches him out of the ring. Jack Norman picks up Bass Rogers as he gets up, and drills him into the mat with a bodyslam... and Butch Manson's climbing to the top turnbuckle! Jack Norman stands back as Butch Manson leaps from the top... MOONSAULT!! Butch Manson just hit Bass Rogers with his own finishing move, and he hooks a leg for the pin... evidently it doesn't matter who the legal men are in this match, because Linda Peterson's counting anyway... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Bass Rogers! Jack Norman hauls Bass Rogers back up, and puts him in a standing headscissors... he's going to try for a power bomb! He begins to lift... but Dean Sanders has climbed to the top turnbuckle behind him, and comes off with a flying axhandle to the back! Jack Norman slumps forward... and Bass Rogers takes him over with a massive backdrop! Butch Manson rushes Dean Sanders, but Dean Sanders takes him down with a dropkick to the knee!

Jack Norman and Bass Rogers are still going at it in the ring, but Dean Sanders rolls out of the ring and grabs Butch Manson's legs, then pulls him groin-first into the ringpost! Butch Manson tries to curl up in pain, but Dean Sanders applies a figure-four leglock around the ringpost! Butch Manson is stuck in a figure-four leglock around the ringpost, and there's nothing he can do to escape! He thrashes around, making a futile struggle to escape... and fortunately for him, after several seconds Dean Sanders loses his grip on the hold and falls to the floor. Meanwhile, Bass Rogers whips Jack Norman into the ropes... but Jack Norman reverses it! Bass Rogers comes off the ropes... right into a massive boot to the face from Jack Norman! Bass Rogers staggers back a few steps, his arms pinwheeling as he tries to regain his balance... and Jack Norman rushes forward and knocks him off his feet with a massive clothesline!

Dean Sanders is climbing into the ring again, and begins to continue to go after Butch Manson as he gets up... but Jack Norman cuts him off and backs him into the corner with a series of punches. Jack Norman whips Dean Sanders into the other corner, then follows in after him with a jumping avalanche... but Dean Sanders dodges out of the way, and Jack Norman collides with the turnbuckle chest-first! He staggers back... and Dean Sanders grabs him and wraps around into a release German suplex! But on the other side of the ring, Butch Manson clobbers Bass Rogers in the head with a chain-wrapped fist, taking him down again! Bass Rogers rolls out of the ring, as Dean Sanders gets up from the German suplex... and Butch Manson nails him with the chain too!!

Pausing briefly to flex his wounded leg, Butch Manson crouches over Dean Sanders, and begins drilling him repeatedly with his chain-wrapped fist! Dean Sanders's forehead is quickly busted open, and Butch Manson pulls him up again, then puts him in a standing headscissors... PILEDRIVER!! Butch Manson just planted Dean Sanders with a piledriver, leaving a bloody spot on the mat, and he's going for the pin... no, Jack Norman's up, telling him not to go for the pin just yet! Now Jack Norman comes over and picks him up again, and puts him in a standing headscissors of his own... POWER BOMB!! Jack Norman just flattened Dean Sanders with that power bomb, and now he covers and hooks a leg! Linda Peterson comes over to make the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Dean Sanders puts a shoulder up at two and three-quarters!

Jack Norman pulls Dean Sanders up again, and grabs him by the throat... he's looking for the Chokeslam! But on the outside of the ring, Bass Rogers just grabbed a chair! Jack Norman picks Dean Sanders up... CHOKESLAM!! He just drilled him into the mat! He goes for the cover, not noticing as Bass Rogers slides into the ring... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Bass Rogers whacks him with the chair to break the pin before three! Jack Norman rolls off of Dean Sanders, and Butch Manson turns... and knocks the chair back into Bass Rogers's face with a big boot! Bass Rogers staggers back, but doesn't go down... and he lets out a mighty bellow, then smashes the chair repeatedly into his own head, no-selling it, then lowers the chair to bellow loudly at Butch Manson again!!

Butch Manson takes a step back, caught off-guard by Bass Rogers's ferocity... and Bass Rogers steps forward and nails him with the chair! Jack Norman's up... and Bass Rogers whacks him in the head with the chair too! He staggers back into the ropes, but doesn't go down... and Bass Rogers whacks him again, and that sends him down! Butch Manson's up again... and Bass Rogers drills him with a stiff chairshot, sending him back down again! Jack Norman pulls himself up, leaning on the ropes for support... and Bass Rogers draws back and nails him with the chair, knocking him out over the top rope! Butch Manson gets up, holding his head as he struggles to keep his footing... and Bass Rogers just KILLS him with a hard chairshot to the head!! Butch Manson goes down, and Bass Rogers throws down the chair and bellows loudly, then climbs out of the ring!

Butch Manson is knocked silly on the inside of the ring, but on the outside, Bass Rogers is rooting around under the ring... and he pulls out a table! He slides the table into the ring, and climbs in after it, then sets it up in the ring. He places Butch Manson on top of it... and now he's climbing up to the top turnbuckle! He's going to put Butch Manson through the table with the Moonsault!! He's up on the top... and Jack Norman jumps up from the outside and shakes the ropes! Bass Rogers falls groin-first across the turnbuckle, and now Jack Norman's climbing up with him! Jack Norman drills Bass Rogers with a few right hands as Butch Manson rolls off of the table and flops in a heap on the mat... and Jack Norman grabs Bass Rogers by the throat! If he can hit this, it could be over! He lifts... TOP-ROPE CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! He just drilled well over three hundred pounds of Bass Rogers through the table... and now Dean Sanders starting to get up... but Jack Norman runs at him and nails him with a massive boot to the face, sending blood spattering from his bloody face and knocking him out through the ropes! He drops down on Bass Rogers and the wreckage of the table, and hooks a leg. Linda Peterson makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! Jack Norman just pinned Bass Rogers to win this match!!

Street Fight:
Hell's Bikers (Jack Norman and Butch Manson) defeated Stiff Competition when J. Norman pinned B. Rogers after a top-rope chokeslam in 0:12:09.
Rating: 1/2*

Jack Norman gets up, raising his hands high in victory to the boos of the crowd. He's the last man left standing, and even so he doesn't look so good... his chest is covered with welts, his face is red and swollen, and blood's flowing from his nose down to his beard... but he's still standing, and he just picked up the victory, and that's more than can be said for the other three men in this match. He pulls Butch Manson up to his feet, and it appears that he's still a little dazed from Bass Rogers's rampage with the chair... but he's still able to walk out of the ring, with Jack Norman's help, and make his way backstage.

Bass Rogers is getting up in the ring right now, and he's looking around angrily... he's not too happy that he lost this match! He grabs the chair again, and Linda Peterson quickly slips out of the ring to hide behind the timekeeper's table, knowing his temper. Bass Rogers bellows loudly, and smashes the chair against everything in sight, working himself into a frenzy! But Dean Sanders is up on the outside, and he slips into the ring behind Bass Rogers as he smashes the chair into a turnbuckle pad repeatedly, and comes from behind and grabs the chair away from him! Dean Sanders is trying to calm Bass Rogers down, but it doesn't look like that happened!

Bass Rogers stares at Dean Sanders for a few seconds, and Dean Sanders raises the chair as if to fight him off should he snap and go after him... but Bass Rogers finally seems to be coming out of his rage. Finally, after several tense moments, he turns and climbs out of the ring, and Dean Sanders tosses aside the chair and follows him. He may have calmed down for the time being, but there's no denying that this loss didn't sit well at all with Bass Rogers. He's going to want revenge, and it's highly doubtful that this is the last meeting between these two teams.

As it stands, this isn't even CLOSE to being the last match on No Quarter. We've still got a lot more to go... but first, why not take a break? When you're ready, you can access Part II by clicking the link below.

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