Monday Night Wrestling 12/04/00 (VCW 98)

Welcome to VCW Monday Night Wrestling, as we bring you the best wrestling known to man, live from the MGM Grand in Nevada! Tonight's show is going to a pretty big affair, because we understand that tonight, Crimson has been medically cleared to wrestle, and he's on his way to the arena. In addition to that, we have to report that Virginia has been placed under close scrutiny by the VCW Executive Committee after the fiasco that took place last week. But that still hasn't stopped her from booking a big six-man tag team match tonight, pitting herself and the Manhunters against Johnny Smiles and the Heavy Metal Express, tonight!! In addition, we know that in the T & A Division, Jennie will defend her title in a Bikini Top Strip-Off Match against Nurse Vivacia. And on top of all that, we have another big match already signed for tonight; Falcon and David Wright Hubbard will team up against Chris Champlain and Randy Savage, right here, tonight! Can they coexist, knowing that David Wright Hubbard took Falcon out of commission at the War Games match, preventing him from submitting the match and possibly saving Erica?

But before we find the answers to these questions, tonight's show is going to start with a match. Russel "The Muscle" Taylor is already in the ring, and now "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit hits, and the crowd boos as Moy Lazzario makes his way to the ring to face him. This should be short and to the point...

Moy Lazzario

vs.

Russel "The Muscle" Taylor

Moy Lazzario starts out with some basic wrestling takedowns, mixed with a few dropkicks and kicks to the head. But one dropkick misses, and Russel comes back with a flurry of clotheslines and power moves, but his attempt for the Power Bomb is countered with a Frankensteiner by Moy Lazzario, and then after the Thesz press and series of punches, Moy Lazzario hits the Slingshot Suplex and ends the match.

Moy Lazzario pinned Russel Taylor with the Slingshot Suplex in 0:02:32.
Rating: 1/2*

Moy Lazzario has emerged victorious in this opening match with Russel Taylor... as if there was ever any doubt of that outcome. Moy Lazzario leaves victoriously as the crowd boos, and Russel Taylor scrapes himself up off of the mat and staggers backstage.

But now "Brackish" by Kittie just started playing, and we know what that means... Rebecca Black is on her way to the ring! And she's not alone... she's being accompanied by Lorenzo Vasquez and Tony Garcia. They all come to the ring, and the crowd's booing loudly for the lot of them. They start a chant of "SLUT!" as Rebecca Black takes the microphone, but she looks amused, rather than annoyed.

R. Black: You know... when I heard prostitution was legal here in Nevada, I thought I had a good chance to make a little extra money on the side. But after seeing what a hideously bloated, out-of-shape, foul-smelling, cancerous cesspool of humanity this city is... I decided I wasn't THAT desperate for money after all.

The crowd's booing even more loudly, and the chant continues. That just wasn't very nice of her.

R. Black: But anyway, I didn't come out here for the pleasure of standing in a ring surrounded by a bunch of drunken greaseball tourists and slobbering, bloated rednecks, because if I did I'd be wasting my time. I've got a couple of announcements to make. First of all... Troy... I just got done talking to Virginia, and you've got a match tonight against Lorenzo Vasquez. No, it's not a title match... but hey, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that our father's favorite student, "The Barcelona Assassin" Lorenzo Vasquez, is gonna kick your puny little ass tonight, Troy.

Lorenzo Vasquez takes the microphone from Rebecca Black, and looks around at the crowd with a diabolical grin on his face.

L. Vasquez: Troy... what can I say that isn't obvious!? It says a lot about VCW when our World Champion is a skinny little wimp like you. The fact that you're the son of the greatest wrestler in the history of the world, "Superstar" Sean Black, just makes me sick. And I know it makes him sick too, to know that his son, the VCW World Champion, is a puny little brittle-necked pussy.

What!? Come on, this is just uncalled for... and judging by their reaction, the crowd seems to think so, too.

L. Vasquez: So maybe I'm not getting a title match tonight. I know, I know, it's only my second singles match in the company, and I need to pay my dues by beating a bunch of jobbers for three or four months. Well, Troy, I think I know how I can get around that. I'm gonna kick your ass tonight, then they'll have to give me a title shot. Then I'll kick your ass again for the title, and all the VCW fans will finally be happy, because they'll all know that they finally have a World Champion who isn't a skinny little fucking faggot with a bad neck.

Come on... I think we've heard enough of this. The crowd is chanting "WE WANT TROY!", and thankfully Lorenzo Vasquez is handing the microphone to Rebecca Black now, so we won't have to hear any more of his offensive babbling. Instead, we can hear Rebecca's offensive babbling.

R. Black: So... that takes care of Troy... now, the only issue left is Gabriel. And this is the sad part. Gabriel... you used to have something going on. Used to. But when Troy beat you at Blood and Thunder... you got stupid. Really stupid. And then you got injured. The Gabriel Black I knew prior to Blood and Thunder was a man I looked up to, a man I was proud to have as my brother, and a man that our father was proud to have as his son. But you've lost it, Gabriel. I keep hoping you'll snap out of it, that you'll turn and tear Troy a new ass, and break his fucking neck again with another Destiny Driver... but since you're not doing that, we have a problem. And Tony Garcia... he has a BIG problem with you, Gabriel.

Tony Garcia takes the microphone from Rebecca now. Despite being Gabriel Black's closest ally for his entire time in VCW, he turned against him two weeks ago. Why did he do that? Maybe he'll tell us now. He has the microphone.

T. Garcia: Gabriel... I've stood by your family for years. I stood by Sean Black, I stood by his children... for my entire life, I've been at the side of this family. Even when you wanted to dress me up in a hood and call me the Torturer, did I complain!? No, I stayed right by your side. Even when you nearly broke my neck, putting me out of action for several months, then you came crawling back, begging me to take the VCW World Title away from Troy... I stayed by your side. Because you promised me that it was my turn. I was the one who was going to get the titles and the recognition. You told me that it wasn't going to be Gabriel Black and his sidekick Tony Garcia anymore, it'd be Tony Garcia, on top of the world, with the help of his good friend Gabriel Black. You promised me that it was my turn, Gabriel... you promised.

And then... after I help you, after I do everything humanly possible to defeat Troy, after I go along with all of your plans, what happens? I lose my opportunity to get shots at the VCW World Title. And even when you positioned yourself to take on Troy for the title, promising me that I'd be first in line for a shot when you were champion... I believed you, Gabriel. Because you made a promise to me, and because of my loyalty to you... and my loyalty to your father. But after you fail to beat Troy, what happens? Do you attack him, and force the title to be put up as vacant? Do you ask for a rematch!? No, you shake his hand and turn to his side! Now what the hell am I supposed to do, Gabriel!? What about me!? You said you'd stand by my side... you said it was my turn to be on top of the wrestling world!

But you lied, Gabriel. All the sudden you and Troy are best friends, and it couldn't matter less if I kicked over and died. And when I'm laid up on all kinds of painkillers, nursing a headache that's even bigger than your big head, all I see is you coming out and kissing Troy's ass. You never mentioned me at all, Gabriel, not once... so I come to the arena, maybe to talk it over with you or something. But what do I see when I get there!? You've got your own sister, Rebecca, up for the Destiny Driver! You cold-hearted son of a bitch, this is your sister! This is the same little girl that I used to give piggy-back rides and play games with when I came by your house to see your father, and you're about to break her neck. So I came in, and I stopped you. Because not only did you not keep your promise to me, but you were going to hurt Rebecca... and I couldn't let you do that.

Maybe Tony Garcia hasn't been paying attention for the last five or ten years of her life, but Rebecca Black isn't exactly a sweet, innocent little girl anymore. The crowd's booing, and Tony Garcia stops, pacing in the ring for a moment, before he goes on.

T. Garcia: But guess what, Gabriel? You're gonna keep your promise after all, punk. You're gonna help my career take off. Because at Deck the Halls, I want you in a match, one-on-one, and we're gonna get it on. And after I beat you, after I tear you limb from limb and pin you in the middle of the ring, my career goes straight to the top. Everyone will see that Tony Garcia just beat Gabriel Black in the middle of the ring. They'll see that I'm really the top dog in VCW. And then I get my title shot... because after I beat that punk Johnny Smiles last week, I can get title shots again... and I stand on top of VCW as the VCW World Champion. If you won't give me my piece of the pie, Gabriel... I'm gonna come after you and eat the whole thing.

But what about tonight? If you're so tight with Troy now, maybe he'll let you borrow his girlfriend for a tag match. You and Melissa against me and Rebecca, right here, tonight. I'll give you a taste... just a little taste of what you can expect at Deck the Halls if you take my challenge. And if Melissa happens to get in the ring with me, and I snap her scrawny little back like a twig... then I'm sure Troy would do anything to get a chance to get some revenge... even give me a title shot. But most of all... Gabriel, I'm gonna get my hands on you, punk, and then I'm gonna break you in half.

There's no question about it... Tony Garcia is obsessed with two things... winning the VCW World Title, and hurting Gabriel Black. Rebecca Black takes the microphone again, to a renewed barrage of boos from the crowd.

R. Black: So, Gabriel... think about it. You and Melissa against me and Uncle Tony, right here, tonight. I don't think this is the kind of match you can pass up, Gabriel. After all, you haven't given me the Destiny Driver yet. Don't you want to finish what you started? Don't you want to go ahead and break my neck, Gabriel!? Don't you want to finish the job and put your own fucking sister in a wheelchair for the rest of her life!? Take the match, Gabriel... and bring your Destiny Driver. I don't care. I dare you to break my neck. Because when you try... Tony Garcia's gonna break your back.

"Brackish" by Kittie is playing again, and Rebecca Black, Tony Garcia, and Lorenzo Vasquez are heading backstage now, with the crowd booing loudly after them. But two matches now appear likely to be added to tonight's card... Troy Black against Lorenzo Vasquez in a non-title match, and Gabriel Black and Melissa DelArmeggio against Tony Garcia and Rebecca Black. When combined with the other matches expected for tonight's show, things are really starting to heat up. But before we go to the next match, we understand that Crimson and Hell's Bikers are causing a disturbance in the lounge and refreshment area backstage... let's take a look, courtesy of VCW's own Big Brother Production Team.

Backstage...

Johnny Smiles and the Heavy Metal Express, Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale, are sitting at a table in the backstage lounge and refreshment area, as in the background, Crimson and Hell's Bikers harass one of the janitorial staff, slapping him around and shoving him against walls. Johnny Smiles looks unusually depressed and sullen, much like he did last week, as he stares into a bottle of chocolate milk.

M. Jannetty: Come on, Johnny, you need to pull yourself together! You've been like this ever since Spontaneous Combustion, man!

J. Smiles: I just can't help it. Virginia... I can't believe she could turn on me like that...

L. Coverdale: Johnny... me and Marty have been dumped and turned down by a lot of girls. I mean a lot. You don't even know how many. The point is, you need to get over it, dude.

J. Smiles: Yeah, but... Virginia was special. We had something special. And then she took it and turned it into something awful. Administration X... I can't believe she could do this.

L. Coverdale: Well, yeah. It was pretty bogus of her and all... but you shouldn't let it get to you. It doesn't matter anymore, man. Come on, snap out of it!

J. Smiles: I don't think anything matters anymore. Maybe I just need to retire from wrestling and get a real job... I hear the local McDonalds is hiring.

Marty and Lars are about to reply, when Crimson and the other members of Hell's Bikers walk up to the table.

Crimson: What the hell is this, some kind of sissy convention!? Hey, Johnny... you remember me, right? The guy who beat your ass at Blood and Thunder with one knee blown out!?

L. Coverdale: Biker dude... this isn't a good time. Maybe you could come back and make fun of us later... this just isn't cool.

Crimson: Oh, this ain't a good time, huh? Well, that's too bad. Because I didn't get enough at Blood and Thunder. Johnny, you're the next stop on the Homicide Road Tour, boy. Get your sorry ass up, and get ready for the ass-kicking of your life.

Johnny just sits there, barely paying attention to Crimson, and takes another swig of his chocolate milk. Crimson gets an angry look on his face and snatches the milk away from him, then dumps it out on his head. Johnny still just sits there, not making a move to get up.

Crimson: I said get your ass up, and I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you, you stupid little son of a bitch.

M. Jannetty: Hey, step off of Johnny, you big bogus geek! Get out of here!

Marty and Lars stand up, preparing to defend Johnny from Crimson, but Jack Norman, Butch Manson, and Dick Douglas step forward to confront the Heavy Metal Express, and they back off.

J. Norman: You want to make us, punk!?

M. Jannetty: Um, no... not really...

Crimson: I'm telling you one last time, boy. I'm here to beat your ass. Now, I'm being real nice and letting you get up... hell, I'll even let you throw the first punch... but if you know what's good for you, you better get up and take it like a man.

Johnny still just sits there, without moving. Crimson slaps him hard across the back of the head.

Crimson: I said get up and fight, you little piece of shit.

M. Jannetty: Johnny... your only chance is to fight back, dude! He's about to go psycho on you!

Johnny Smiles still refuses to get up, and Crimson grabs him by the shirt, then hauls him up to his feet.

Crimson: This is your last chance, junior... don't you want to try to put up a fight before I turn you into a little grease spot on the floor!? Take your best shot, little man. Go ahead. Hit me. Hit me right in the jaw, or the nose, or anywhere you want. You get the first hit, boy. Go ahead.

Johnny looks up, directly into Crimson's face, and his hands twitch as his fists start to clench... then he turns and sits back down on the table.

Crimson: You just dug your own grave, you little pussy.

Crimson grabs him by the neck and picks him up again, but this time instead of setting him down on his feet he lifts him up and drives him down onto the table with the Chokeslam, sending him crashing through it. Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale try to rush forward and stop him, but the other members of Hell's Bikers just shove them to the floor. Hell's Bikers walk away with Crimson, laughing, as Johnny Smiles lies motionless in the wreckage of the table, not moving. Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale move over to check on him.

That was disgraceful. Crimson may be one of the largest, most powerful men in VCW, but as a human being, he's just a sick, sadistic individual. And Johnny... he doesn't even have the will to fight back anymore. We saw it first when he faced Tony Garcia, and now again during this confrontation with Crimson. This is NOT the Johnny Smiles that the fans have come to know and love. But can he snap out of it? And even if he does, will he be in any condition to compete tonight after getting drilled through a table by Crimson?

"Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic just started playing, and here comes Ruby Richard Cage, on his own tonight as he takes on Steve "Mongo" McMichael. He enters the ring, and the usual pathetic display follows, as he makes the Ruby Cutter sign to his cheap pyro. And now he's got a microphone.

R.R. Cage: My partner ain't here tonight, because his calf muscles exploded under the weight of him trying to walk with his massive arms. The forty-two inch ANACONDAS are gonna be back next week to show some poor monkey where the power lies, but right now, I'm out here to BANG Mongo!! So get out here, Steve McMonkey!!

"The Four Horsemen" by Metallica is playing now, and here comes Steve "Mongo" McMichael, to take on Ruby Richard Cage. He's flashing four fingers, as if those days weren't LONG gone, and muttering something to the crowd about whooping on somebody's baby. He's in the ring now, and we've got another match ready to go!

Ruby Richard Cage

vs.

Steve "Mongo" McMichael

Let this be short and merciful, please. Mongo clobbers Ruby Richard Cage for a while with generic blows and his power offense, then hits the Tombstone and goes for the pin, but pulls him up at the count of two. He goes for a second Tombstone, but Ruby Richard Cage slides out behind him and hits the Ruby Cutter for two. Mongo gets up and clobbers him again, then picks him up for a Gorilla Press... only to have Ruby Richard Cage fall out behind him again, then hit the Ruby Cutter... and by God, he actually got three!! Ruby Richard Cage wins this match, and Mongo is enraged!!

Ruby Richard Cage pinned Steve McMichael after the Ruby Cutter in 0:02:28.
Rating: -**

Ruby Richard Cage is celebrating like he just won the World Title, and the crowd is shocked... but Mongo's up behind him now, and he knocks him down with a clubbing forearm to the back! Now Mongo picks Ruby Richard Cage up... and drills him with the Tombstone! Ruby Richard Cage is laid out on the mat, and Mongo shoots his motionless form one last angry glare before heading backstage.

As some trainers help Ruby Richard Cage get to his feet and stagger back to the backstage area, "Calling Dr. Love" by KISS begins playing over the arena sound system, heralding the arrival of "Doctor" Dave Adams and Main Street Pete, along with Nurse Vivacia. Last week, they caused Stiff Competition to lose a crucial match to the Ontario Color Show, a match that will probably be instrumental in determining who will be the top contenders for the VCW World Tag Team Titles. But they have to know that interfering in that match just set them up for another vicious beating further down the road, because Stiff Competition isn't going to forget. What were they thinking? Wait, maybe we can find out... they're in the ring, and Main Street Pete has a microphone.

M.S. Pete: Last week... we gave the Ontario Color Show a free pass through Stiff Competition. They haven't stopped to thank us, they haven't acknowledged that we're the reason they won that match... they haven't given us any credit at all. Well, just like we beat up Stiff Competition at the last pay-per-view, it was our pleasure to do it again. Because when it comes to taking care of business, we're the best in VCW, and if you don't like it, that's too damn bad, suckers.

Geez... this guy can't interview OR wrestle... why the heck are we keeping him around? Dave Adams has the microphone now.

D. Adams: If you're looking for Stiff Competition, you should probably check down at the local hospital, because that's where I'll bet they are after the beating we gave them last week. But if all you Vegas vixens out there are looking for stiff satisfaction, and you want to raise the stakes in your games of pleasure, just give the Doctor a call, and maybe I'll come by later to up your ante and play with your slots.

Okay, it's official. These two goofballs are officially delusional. There WAS no severe beating last week, just a little outside interference in a match. They claim Dave Adams is a doctor, they claim they're the best in VCW, they claim they put Stiff Competition in the hospital... why don't they try to sell us a certain bridge, while they're at it!? But hold on... "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica is playing over the arena sound system, and here comes the Ontario Color Show, along with Jennie, the VCW T & A Champion, who will defend that title here tonight against Nurse Vivacia in a Bikini Top Strip-Off Match. Owen Addison has a microphone, and it looks like he's taking exception with some of the things said by these two idiots in the ring.

O. Addison: Hold on just a second there. You think we should be GRATEFUL because you made us look like a couple of losers who need your help to win a match!? Let me tell you something, you no-talent indy slobs, we're the best tag team in the history of VCW. Not NCXCW, or wherever the hell it is that you two came from, where the closest competition comes from the team of Barry Horowitz and Koko B. Ware... we're the greatest tag team in the history of VCW. And that means we don't need any help from anybody, least of all an overrated comedy act like you two!

M.S. Pete: Well let me tell YOU something, Mister Addison. I know our ring attire is a little... unusual, what with my fine business attire and the Doctor's unique tights... but if the two of you expect anyone to take you seriously in those multicolored monstrosities from the Toucan Sam outlet store that you call your tights, you'd better think again. And second of all, why don't you just quit running your mouth, and get in here and show us just how great you are!?

O. Addison: It seems like you want a wrestling lesson, and God knows you need one. But that's fine with me. Paul, let's take these two babbling jackasses to school.

The Ontario Color Show just hit the ring, and we've got a match! But wait... who's that in the backstage entrance... it's Stiff Competition! They're standing in front of the backstage entrance, and it looks like they're going to watch as the Ontario Color Show faces "Doctor" Dave Adams and Main Street Pete!

Ontario Color Show
w/Jennie

vs.

"Doctor" Dave Adams & Main Street Pete
w/Nurse Vivacia

Paul Canyon and Dave Adams start the match out, and Paul Canyon successfully drags Dave Adams through a few neat-looking exchanges in the beginning, getting the upper hand on him. Dave Adams, frustrated, tags in Main Street Pete, and Paul Canyon doesn't even bother wrestling him... he just dispenses a few dropkicks and armdrag takedowns, and now Main Street Pete is frustrated as well with his inability to touch Paul Canyon. Paul Canyon tags in Owen Addison, and they hit a few nice double team moves before Paul Canyon leaves the ring. The viciousness rating in the match shoots straight up as Owen begins targeting Pete's neck, but after a few minutes a low blow by Main Street Pete regains control and prevents this from being a total squash. Dave Adams and Main Street Pete take turns trying to wear Owen Addison down, keeping the offense simple (and boring) with lots of restholds, punches, and stomps. Eventually, Dave Adams decides to risk a flying axhandle, and it costs him when he takes a savate kick to the face on the way down. Dave Adams tags in Pete, but Owen makes the hot tag to Paul Canyon, and dropkicks and savate kicks are handed out for everyone before a few double-team moves and the Tombstone-Magic Carpet Ride combo spells a decisive end for Main Street Pete.

The Ontario Color Show defeated Dave Adams and Main Street Pete when P. Canyon pinned M.S. Pete with the Magic Carpet Ride in 0:05:54.
Rating: *

The Ontario Color Show are the winners of this match, but Dave Adams and Main Street Pete aren't out of the woods yet, because Stiff Competition is charging the ring! Bass Rogers and Dean Sanders slide into the ring... and Dave Adams and Nurse Vivacia are bailing out! They're abandoning Main Street Pete and running up the aisle. The Ontario Color Show isn't going to be any help... they're just clearing out of the ring and letting Stiff Competition do as they like. Main Street Pete gets up... he's still pretty groggy... and Bass Rogers levels him with a stiff lariat! Now Bass Rogers is going up to the top turnbuckle... Dean Sanders picks him up, and drills him with a power bomb, and Bass Rogers comes off to squish him with the Moonsault! Main Street Pete is flattened in the middle of the ring, and Dave Adams and Nurse Vivacia are gone! Bass Rogers has a microphone.

B. Rogers: Doctor Dave... we just got your partner, punk... and you're next!! We're gonna find you and rip your arms off, you stupid son of a bitch!!

"War Machine" by KISS is playing over the arena sound system, and Stiff Competition are still in the ring, looking pleased with the outcome of the events here, but the Ontario Color Show doesn't seem to like this... after all, they're the ones who just won a match here, and Stiff Competition are picking up the pieces and celebrating like they won. Some trainers come in and scrape Main Street Pete off of the mat as Owen Addison grabs a microphone. Paul Canyon appears to be trying to talk him out of doing what he's about to do, but Owen won't hear any of it.

O. Addison: Hey, Bass Rogers! Dean Sanders! Don't get me wrong... I don't like those losers either. But if you think you can come in here and get over on our time, you'd better think again. We're the ones who beat those two stupid chumps... and you're out here celebrating like you just won a match.

B. Rogers: Listen, buddy... don't you go mouthing off to me, because I'll grab you around the throat and squeeze until your vocal chords stop working, boy!! But you know... we never did get to see which one of us really was the better team last week before those two punks interfered. So if you've got a problem, let's settle it right now!!

The crowd's cheering this one on... two of the top-ranked tag teams in VCW, ready to get it on right here, right now!! Paul Canyon doesn't look so sure about this, but Owen Addison isn't backing down at all.

O. Addison: You know, we just got done with a match... but that's okay, because we didn't even break a sweat against those pathetic losers. You want to go again!? We'll beat you again! Get a referee in there and let's start this match!!

It appears that we have an extra match tonight! The Ontario Color Show are back in the ring now, and they're going to take on Stiff Competition again, right here, right now!!

Ontario Color Show
w/Jennie

vs.

Stiff Competition

Owen Addison starts out with Dean Sanders, and they immediately pick up where they left off last time, trading stiff chops to the chest. After a brief exchange, the chests of both men are basically one giant bright red welt, and Owen Addison is the first to turn away in pain. Dean Sanders goes right after him, clobbering him in the back and sending him crashing to the ground. Dean Sanders takes control, throwing Owen around with a few suplexes, then bringing in Bass Rogers. Bass Rogers just clobbers Owen with violent chops and a side order of potatoes, drawing blood on his chest and opening his lip as well, then begins slamming him violently around the ring. Owen Addison takes control again by ducking a lariat, then giving him a massive release German suplex, and he can hardly wait to tag in Paul Canyon and get the hell out of the ring.

Paul Canyon throws a few dropkicks, but they just bounce right off of Bass Rogers's chest, staggering him but not knocking him down. Bass Rogers is reeling, and finally a running forearm smash takes him down, but when Paul Canyon goes for the cover, Bass Rogers kicks out with authority at one and a half. As Bass Rogers gets up, Paul Canyon grabs a massive arm and starts wearing it down, twisting and wringing and driving an elbow into the side of it. He works the arm for a while, then brings Owen Addison back in to continue his work. After another minute or so of arm work, Owen tries a single arm DDT into an armbar submission on Bass Rogers, but he's too strong and durable, and easily crawls to the ropes to break the armbar submission. Owen Addison gets mad and lifts Bass Rogers up with great effort, then gives him the Tombstone just out of spite and covers him... but only gets two before Bass Rogers kicks out. He should have known better... Bass Rogers has a neck the size of a telephone pole, and you're going to need to soften it up a little for a move like that. Owen begins to go up top, but Bass Rogers gets up and comes up behind him, then brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex.

Both men are down, and spend some time on the mat before making a double hot tag to their partners. Dean Sanders and Paul Canyon run in and begin exchanging blows. Dean Sanders gets the better of the exchange and whips Paul Canyon into the ropes, but Paul Canyon ducks a lariat, then comes off to nail a spinning leg lariat. Bass Rogers and Owen Addison begin brawling on the outside, as Paul Canyon brings out the dropkicks and the savate kick, then hits a piledriver. But rather than try the Magic Carpet Ride, he puts Dean Sanders on the turnbuckle and goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Dean Sanders catches him and throws him down in a top-rope power bomb, then mounts the top turnbuckle and hits a flying elbowdrop for the win.

Stiff Competition defeated The Ontario Color Show when D. Sanders pinned P. Canyon after a flying elbowdrop in 0:09:14.
Rating: **

The Ontario Color Show didn't do so well there. Maybe it can be chalked up to fatigue from their previous match just before this one, but they definitely seemed a little off. Stiff Competition has avenged their loss last week, and now look to be the stronger team, in a reversal of the situation from last week. But would it have been different if the Ontario Color Show had not already wrestled just before this match? Possibly. Dean Sanders has been successful against the Ontario Color Show in previous meetings with Chris Champlain as his partner, but the reverse is also true. Whatever the case may be, these are arguably the two biggest threats to the titles held by Jacob Idol and Rob Solomon.

Speaking of the best tag teams in VCW history, one of those is unquestionably the Wrecking Crew, and as"Domination" by Pantera begins playing over the arena sound system, here come John Uldwall and Robert Danson, accompanied by Nicole. They may not be the New Wrecking Crew, especially not in the eyes of John Uldwall, but they've been remarkably successful in fighting off the attempts by Hell's Bikers to finish taking out the Wrecking Crew by injuring John Uldwall as well. But with the return of Crimson tonight, will that change soon? Perhaps we'll get some insight from John Uldwall and Robert Danson; John Uldwall has a microphone.

J. Uldwall: You know... I ain't the kind of guy that goes around patting people on the back just to make them feel good. When I say something, I say what I mean. And Robert, I mean it when I say that you've helped me out a lot since my partner went down. We ain't the New Wrecking Crew... but we're a pretty damn good team anyway, and I just want to say thanks for your help.

But since we made such a good team when there were two of us... we'll be making an even better team when there are three of us. Hell's Bikers... that big piece of shit Crimson may be back, but you ain't gonna see us shaking in our boots... because he's not the only one who's back. Because right now, we're bringing back my original partner, Blade!

"Domination" by Pantera begins playing again, and here comes Blade!! Blade is back!! The Wrecking Crew is back together, and the crowd is giving Blade a standing ovation! He steps into the ring and poses for the crowd, but then turns to Robert Danson... things might get ugly here, as the two men look into each other's eyes, saying things to each other that can't be heard without a microphone... and now Blade and Robert Danson shake hands, and Blade slaps him on the back an a show of support. Now he grabs the microphone from John Uldwall... what will he have to say after being out of action for the past few months?

Blade: You heard right... the Wrecking Crew is back. Hell's Bikers... when you thought you could take us out, you forgot to do one thing... finish the job. Now we're back, and nobody... not your big boyfriend Crimson, not the Macho Man or anyone else, NOBODY can protect you from us. Because we're about to do something to you... but you know, I forgot what it is. John, tell the good people what we do to punks like Hell's Bikers.

J. Uldwall: Well, it's really simple. When we get our hands on the three of you, we're gonna beat you up, break you down, and make sure that you're the ones who end up in the damn hospital this time. But boys... there's no time like the present, and I know you're all in the building... so get out here, and we can do this right here, right now!!

AC/DC's "Highway To Hell" just kicked on over the sound system, and here they come... Jack Norman, Butch Manson, and Dick Douglas of Hell's Bikers. It had to be obvious that these three would never back down from a challenge, especially from their reunited rivals in the field of brawling and power wrestling, the Wrecking Crew. They're not even bothering to grab a microphone and respond... they're just entering the ring, and we've got a fight on our hands! This match is on!

Hell's Bikers (Butch Manson, Jack Norman, & Dick Douglas)

vs.

Robert Danson & Wrecking Crew
w/Nicole

John Uldwall opens up the match strong for his team, rocking anybody who steps in the ring with him with a flurry of heavy blows and power moves. His team takes control early in the match, each using a different brand of offense to outclass Hell's Bikers. But eventually, a flying legdrop attempt by Robert Danson misses, and Hell's Bikers take control with brawling, power offense, and the ever-present restholds, and maintain it for a long time on Robert Danson. Eventually, Robert Danson is able to break a rear chinlock by Butch Manson and mount a comeback, then tag in John Uldwall. John Uldwall dominates Butch Manson and Dick Douglas with power offense, but turns around and runs right into a big kick to the head from Jack Norman, and once again Hell's Bikers take control. After several more minutes of brawling-style offense from Hell's Bikers, John Uldwall counters a Harleycanrana attempt by Dick Douglas into a power bomb, then brings in Blade on the second hot tag of this match.

Blade enters the ring as a human fireball of intensity, destroying all three opponents with sudden, high-impact offense. John Uldwall enters the ring as well, and they prepare for the Breakdown on Dick Douglas, not realizing that Crimson is on his way to the ring. Crimson walks up... and he pulls Robert Danson out of the ring and splatters him on the floor outside with the Chokeslam!! Back in the ring, Blade mounts the top turnbuckle as Dick Douglas begins to stand... they're preparing for the Breakdown, oblivious to Crimson's presence... and Crimson shoves him off of the top turnbuckle!! Crimson steps into the ring, over the ropes, and John Uldwall rushes him, but nearly gets decapitated with a massive kick to the head!! Blade is up, but Crimson sends him back down with a massive headbutt! John Uldwall is up, but Crimson has him by the throat... CHOKESLAM!! John Uldwall's down and out, and Blade gets back up... Crimson grabs him too, and hits another Chokeslam!! This match is thrown out, and the Wrecking Crew and Robert Danson are just plain out cold!!

The Wrecking Crew and Robert Danson defeated Hell's Bikers (Butch Manson, Dick Douglas, and Jack Norman) when Blade defeated D. Douglas by disqualification in 0:16:20.
Rating: * 3/4

Crimson's standing in the middle of the ring, and he's calling for a microphone. He's quick to get one... he could demand anything and get it at this point. He just destroyed three of the best tag team wrestlers in VCW history, and made it look easy!! He's got a microphone, and what's this? ... Jack Norman and Butch Manson just cornered Nicole on the outside of the ring, and they've caught her! They're bringing her into the ring, and they just shoved her towards Crimson... and he has her by the throat!! NO!! Don't do it!! She's not a wrestler!! This could destroy her!! Nicole is screaming for mercy, and Crimson is just smiling... he lets her throat go, but extends a finger and gently traces the outline of her chin, still smiling... Nicole's just standing in the ring, scared stiff, with Butch Manson and Jack Norman blocking her escape.

Crimson: You're a pretty little thing, you know that?

Nicole is too frightened to even respond, and Crimson just smiles again, then swats her playfully on the butt.

Crimson: Get your pretty little ass on out of here, honey. I'll come calling for you later.

Crimson steps over and holds the ropes open for her, allowing her to leave the ring. Nicole can hardly believe it, but she's quick to step out of the ropes and retreat backstage. At this point, she's just glad to escape without being nearly killed by the Chokeslam.

Crimson: There's a time to get with the ladies, and this ain't it. Right now, I've got a hit list with the names of every single punk motherfucker in VCW on it, and it just happened that the Wrecking Crew and their little prison bitch Robert Danson were the first names. But I ain't done for tonight... not by a long shot. I beat Johnny Smiles's ass, I just beat the hell out of these three little midgets... but I ain't even close to being done. There's one more big piece of shit who's been giving my boys a little trouble... and he's called Tattoo.

Yeah, he thinks he's real bad-ass, just like me. He's got a bunch of tattoos just like me... he's got a bunch of roided-up, rock-hard muscles just like me... and he goes around beating little punk-ass pieces of shit into a bloody pulp just like me. They call him a monster... they say he's unstoppable, and he may be the baddest man in VCW. But he ain't. Now that I'm back, he ain't nobody. Tattoo... you've been giving my boys a hard time, you've been running around on my turf like you own the place... well, it stops here, boy. Tonight, I'm calling your big ass out... one-on-one... and we'll find out just who runs this dump. You got it!?

Oh, yeah... and Troy, you little fucking midget... you'd better enjoy the little time you've got left with that VCW World Title that you won with my title shot... because I'm coming to take it at Deck the Halls, and you ain't gonna stop me. Nobody's gonna stop me. You and everyone else in VCW can do one of two things... run for your life, or take out a life insurance policy to cover your funeral expenses after I come for your ass.

Man... can anyone stop Crimson!? "Walk" by Pantera is playing over the arena sound system, and Hell's Bikers are leaving the ring. Robert Danson and the Wrecking Crew won the match tonight, but they don't look much like winners; they're all still laid out in the ring. Can even Tattoo stop Crimson? Can Troy Black at Deck the Halls, with the title on the line? It's hard to say.

Well, now we're about to see something completely different. "Calling Dr. Love" by KISS is playing again, and here comes Nurse Vivicia, wearing a short white skirt and a matching skimpy white bikini top, which may be coming off tonight unless she succeeds in stripping Jennie topless and winning the VCW T & A Title in this Bikini Top Strip-Off Match. She enters the ring and stands waiting for Jennie to come in.

Now "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica is playing, and here comes Jennie, wearing a pair of cutoff denim shorts and a revealing bikini top as well. She has a lot less to expose than her extremely well-endowed opponent, but in a lot of ways her lean, athletic body is even more attractive than the usual top-heavy competitors in this division. Both women are in the ring, and the Bikini Top Strip-Off Match can begin!

For the VCW T & A Title:
Bikini Top Strip-Off Match:

Jennie (c)

vs.

Nurse Vivacia

Some of the typical wretched hair-pulling, snap-maring, cat-fighting women's wrestling dominates the beginning of this match, but towards the end Jennie takes control and turns up the impact a little. A swinging neckbreaker, a DDT, the Bronco Buster, and the Carpet Muncher follow in rapid succession, but Christina Ellis comes out of the backstage area, wearing a plain T-shirt and blue jeans, and begins coming to the ring. Jennie sits down on Vivacia's back and begins untying her bikini top, heedless of Christina's presence... but doesn't quite get it off before Christina Ellis grabs her from behind and executes the Dragon Suplex on her, laying her out in the ring. A glance from Christina Ellis informs Nurse Vivacia that she can either leave the ring now, or stay in and face the consequences, and she chooses to leave. This match is over, and the crowd is FURIOUS.

Bikini Top Strip-Off Match:
Jennie and Nurse Vivacia battled to a no-contest in 0:01:40.
Rating: -* 1/2

The crowd is starting up a loud "YOU'RE A BITCH" chant for Christina Ellis, and she just smiles as she reaches out and takes a microphone from somebody in the ringside area, then casts a look down at Jennie's still-motionless form and smiles.

C. Ellis: Something about the fact that I can walk in anytime I want to and knock out the VCW T & A Champion is funny to me. She's not a trained wrestler... she's just an ignorant little slut, who probably comes from some uncivilized, morally-deprived pool of filthy, uneducated humanity, like here in Las Vegas. I should never have lost this title... I proved it at Spontaneous Combustion, and I proved it tonight... I'm the best legitimate female competitor in VCW history, and you just can't argue with that.

But I have an idea. Jessica Judd was the one who caused me to lose to this talentless bimbo, and she's the one I hold responsible for continuing the trend of humiliation of our entire gender here in VCW. And it's not enough just to beat her, like I did at Spontaneous Combustion... I want to punish her and embarrass her, and run her out of VCW, because there's just no place for her here. I've already cut Jennie's hair... but not Jessica's. And I know that Jessica's been called a legitimate wrestler a time or two... so I'm challenging her to a wrestling match at Deck the Halls. Not just any wrestling match... a Hair versus Hair match. And I don't mean a little haircut like the one Jennie got... I mean the loser has her head shaved.

Jessica, I don't care if you know how to wrestle or not... I won't put up with your attempts to erase all of the respect I keep earning for our gender with my displays of technical wrestling greatness. I'm humiliating you out of VCW, beating this little whore friend of yours, and reclaiming the VCW Women's Title once and for all... and then I'm going to force legitimate women's wrestling down everyone's throat until they learn to LIKE IT.

"Star Cycle" by Jeff Beck begins playing, and Jennie's just starting to get up again... but now Christina Ellis just grabbed her again, and drilled her with a second Dragon Suplex!! Jennie is out again on the mat, and Christina Ellis is leaving the ring as trainers come in to help Jennie. While Christina's attitudes aren't popular among most VCW fans, it has to be admitted that she has a lot of legitimate wrestling talent... and if Jessica Judd accepts this challenge, she'll have a tough task ahead of her to defeat Christina Ellis.

With Jennie and Christina both out of the ring, we've got another big match coming up. "Gor-Gor" by GWAR is playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd boos as Stormy Weathers brings out Big Trouble, the imposing combination of Ron Reese and Jorge Gonzalez. They'll be taking on Salvaje Demonio and Devaccio Pola in a rematch from their Spontaneous Combustion meeting, which ended fairly inconclusively in a DQ.

Now "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath is playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd's cheering wildly for Salvaje Demonio and Devaccio Pola. They have a huge job ahead of them when it comes to overcoming the fact that they're facing two men roughly twice their size, who happen to be managed by the somewhat weasel-like, dishonest Stormy Weathers. Devaccio Pola isn't even going to go on one of his insane tirades before the match... they're getting right down to business.

Big Trouble
w/Stormy Weathers

vs.

Devaccio Pola & Salvaje Demonio

This match is about like their last one... slow and plodding when Big Trouble dominates the smaller opponents, but intense, stiff, and desperate when Devaccio Pola and Salvaje Demonio go on offense and take the fight to the big men. In the end, Salvaje Demonio and Devaccio Pola launch into one final flurry of offense, and Devaccio Pola and Jorge Gonzalez spill out to do battle on the outside of the ring, as Salvaje Demonio faces Ron Reese inside. Reese catches an attempted flying cross bodypress and hits a powerslam on Salvaje Demonio. But instead of covering, he goes for the Double Choke Bomb, but Salvaje Demonio nails him with a kick to the groin, then takes him down with a DDT. He goes up top and hits the Swandive Headbutt on Ron Reese, but only gets two and three-quarters. He goes up and hits it AGAIN, but this time Stormy Weathers enters the ring and nails him across the back with the ugly stick, causing an instant DQ.

Devaccio Pola and Salvaje Demonio defeated Big Trouble when Demonio defeated Reese by disqualification in 0:06:07.
Rating: DUD

Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, Devaccio Pola is caught in the clawhold by Jorge Gonzalez. He tries to break the hold with stiff kicks to the legs and midsection, but Jorge Gonzalez just absorbs them, then lifts him up and gives him a SICK Clawslam on the concrete! Devaccio Pola could be seriously injured... his skull just bounced off of the concrete, and now Jorge Gonzalez is in the ring! He and Ron Reese grab Salvaje Demonio by the throat, as Stormy Weathers directs traffic, and they give him a double chokeslam in the middle of the ring!! They're destroying Salvaje Demonio, and they may have already destroyed Devaccio Pola on the outside!

Suddenly, the crowd's boos turn to cheers as Melissa DelArmeggio comes running out of the backstage area, carrying a steel chair! She enters the ring, and immediately gives Jorge Gonzalez a stiff blow to the knee, then follows it up with a shot to the head. Jorge Gonzalez staggers back into the corner, and Ron Reese advances on Melissa, but gets the edge of the chair driven into his stomach, then doubles over, only to get a rapid flurry of chairshots to the head, which send him crashing to the mat, and from there he rolls out of the ring.

Jorge Gonzalez steps forward, and Melissa swings the chair at him again, but this time he catches it and smiles evilly at her. But he spends a second too long gloating, as a kick to the groin doubles him over, and the Back Brain Kick follows a second later as Melissa barely manages to get the elevation to connect with the back of his head even when he's doubled over. Jorge Gonzalez rolls out of the ring, and Melissa stands triumphant in the ring... for a second or two before Stormy Weathers comes from behind and drills her in the back with the ugly stick, then gives her a second shot to the head with it.

Melissa goes down, and Stormy Weathers crawls on top of her, then rips off her shirt, exposing her bra and getting a mixed reaction to the crowd, who is sympathetic for Melissa but finds it hard to object to a revealing glimpse of her. Even though her back bears a few visible scars from the Hardcore Cage Match with David Wright Hubbard, Melissa in a bra is a welcome sight. Stormy sits there straddling her waist, with his hands holding her shirt raised high in victory, then turns back to her and begins to bend down to do something unquestionably salacious and perverted to her... but takes a stiff punch to the jaw from Melissa, who sits up suddenly, to the deafening cheers of the crowd.

Stormy staggers back, holding his jaw, but Melissa just backs him into the corner and opens up on him with a series of punches, then finishes with a spinning kick that catches him square on the face. Melissa backs up, and Stormy staggers out of the corner before doing the Ric Flair-style face plant in the middle of the ring. Melissa picks him up and tosses him out to Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese, who are just beginning to stand up. Meanwhile, the resilient duo of Salvaje Demonio and Devaccio Pola are getting back up as well, and Devaccio Pola climbs back into the ring, staggering, drooling, and walking hunched over from his sick bump on the outside, but still ready to fight. The three allies in the ring are ready for another confrontation, but Stormy Weathers and Big Trouble are retreating instead. Stormy grabs a microphone on his way backstage.

S. Weathers: Melissa, you've gotta be the most stupid-brained female ol' Stormy's ever laid eyes on! You want to get involved in ol' Stormy's business again!? You want to jump on the two biggest, baddest boys in VCW!? Ol' Stormy's boys are gonna kick your pretty little ass, just you wait!!

The crowd boos loudly, and begins a "GO HOME, STORMY" chant for him... and Melissa grabs a microphone, preparing to respond. Considering the past between her and Stormy Weathers, she probably has a lot on her mind about this...

M. DelArmeggio: Stormy... I still haven't forgotten how you nearly sent me away from doing what I love, competing in VCW, when you had my contract. But now that you've had the nerve to come back, hiding behind these two big thugs... I've still got unfinished business with you myself. Two-on-two, I'm sure these two can take care of themselves. But when you got involved... that just gave me an excuse to give you a little payback for nearly wrecking my career and humiliating me. So if you want to fight three-on-three... get back in here, and let's do it!

S. Weathers: Oh... no. No, no, no, you got it wrong, girl. Nobody wants to see us get in there and fight y'all right now. How about it, people!? Y'all don't want to see that, do you!?

The crowd responds with a loud round of cheers, and Devaccio Pola and Salvaje Demonio stand ready to fight, as if daring Stormy Weathers and his henchmen to come back in the ring. Stormy doesn't look like he expected that response, and doesn't look happy about it either.

S. Weathers: Well, y'all ain't gonna get what you want this time, folks! We ain't gonna do this now... we're gonna do it LATER, and if y'all don't like that, y'all can kiss ol' Stormy's ass!!

Stormy Weathers and Big Trouble retreat backstage, and "Sad But True" by Metallica kicks on over the arena sound system. Melissa, Salvaje Demonio, and Devaccio Pola remain in the ring, posing for the crowd, which is cheering wildly, then head backstage as the crowd continues cheering. Stormy Weathers's past is coming back to haunt him, and it's looking like even Big Trouble might not be enough to protect him from the trouble that his actions have brought on him.

Hold on... we understand that in a moment, there will be more wrestling action coming up, but right now, the Big Brother Production Team has spotted something potentially interesting going on backstage... specifically, a conversation between David Wright Hubbard and Falcon. Let's listen in...

Backstage...

Falcon is shown sitting in his locker room, when suddenly David Wright Hubbard walks in, then turns immediately to face him. Falcon stands up, looking right back into David Wright Hubbard's eyes.

D.W. Hubbard: Listen, I want to tell you something right now, boy. I know you and Lance Errington got a little pissed off after the War Games Match and jumped on me and Scott Hall. Now, before I can trust your ass, I just need you to tell me straight up that you're not gonna double-cross me tonight. Because if we've still got a problem, we can settle it backstage, right here.

Falcon: Listen... what you did in the War Games Match was a bunch of crap. But--

D.W. Hubbard: Hold on a second. Before you go spouting that bullshit, let me just ask you one thing. Do you want Chris Champlain to think that any damn time he wants something out of you, he can grab Erica and just ask for it!? Hell, no, you don't. And if they knew they could get you to do whatever the hell they wanted, there's a half-dozen other people in VCW who probably wouldn't mind taking her pretty little ass hostage too. Hell, I need my truck washed, and I might as well grab her and stick a water hose and a soap bucket in your hands if that's how you're gonna settle things every time she gets in trouble. I did you a favor by setting that son of a bitch straight.

Falcon: But... well... I don't care. There had to be a better way.

D.W. Hubbard: Well, if you think of your better way, let me know. But I didn't get to be known as the baddest son of a bitch in VCW by letting some knife-carrying, funny-talking piece of shit boss me around. The best thing you can do is to show everyone what happens when they try to fuck around with you, and make an example out of Chris Champlain. Are we on the same page here!?

Falcon: Listen, cowboy... I don't like you... I never have liked you... but you're making sense right now. We're on the same page... taking care of Chris Champlain and Randy Savage tonight. But that doesn't change the fact that Erica would be okay now if it wasn't for you. I'm not like Lance... I know that Chris Champlain's the one responsible, and I'm gonna make him pay for it. And unlike Lance, I'm not gonna go off half-cocked and try to start something with you. We can even work together tonight. But I can't just forget that you sacrificed Erica just to win a match. And one day, further down the trail, we're gonna have to kick each other's asses again.

D.W. Hubbard: Well, I guess we are on the same page. Falcon... much as I hate to admit it, I'm counting on you tonight. Don't mess this shit up.

David Wright Hubbard leaves the locker room, and Falcon stares after him for a second, before sitting down and lowering his head, muttering angrily under his breath.

Falcon: Chris Champlain... you're dead tonight.

The camera fades out on Falcon's locker room.

We're back at ringside. "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin is playing over the arena sound system now, and... oh, great, here comes Julian Page, still wearing Bret Hart's ring attire, along with the VCW Intercontinental Title. The crowd's booing loudly, but that doesn't stop him from entering the ring and mocking Bret Hart, then stepping outside to hand his pink sunglasses to some kid at ringside, who doesn't really seem to want them. He's asking for a microphone, and unfortunately, somebody gives him one.

J. Page: Thank you, everybody, for coming to see your hero, the excellence of execution, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be... "The Hitman" Julian Page. And I know some of you... as hard as this is to believe... don't appreciate my tribute to Bret Hart. But you see... me and Bret Hart are a lot alike. We're both Canadian national heroes... we're both great wrestlers, even though I'm a little better... and that's about it for how we're similar.

But we're different in a few ways too. For example, I haven't wasted my entire career bitching and complaining about something that happened in 1997 unlike Bret Hart. I haven't been in WCW getting my butt kicked by midcarders for the last three years, unlike Bret Hart. I'm not a pathetic shell of my former self, unlike Bret Hart. But that's the whole reason why I'm continuing his legacy... because Bret Hart has become a disgrace to himself. He's no longer a hero... he's just a bitter old man, and it's up to me to continue his legacy, because he can't cut it anymore.

So enough about Bret Hart. Out with the old, and in with the new... and the new excellence of execution, the new best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be is your reluctant hero... Julian "The Hitman" Page!! All rise for the playing of the Canadian National Anthem!

The Canadian National Anthem kicks on, and the Canadian flag is displayed across the ViolenTron... but Julian Page gives it two middle fingers!! He's giving his own country's flag an obscene gesture, and now he's covering his ears while the National Anthem is playing! This is just disgraceful!! And now he raises the microphone...

J. Page: Okay, okay, enough of that. Nobody wants to hear some pathetic third-world country's national anthem anyway. But actually, there's another reason I'm here. Jiro Tobikuma is still walking around with my VCW Television Title. And I want it back. So I'm putting my VCW Intercontinental Title on the line, in a Title vs. Title Match, if Jiro Tobikuma has the guts to get out here and face me one more time!

"Thunder Kiss '65" by White Zombie begins playing, and here comes Jiro Tobikuma. He's on his way to the ring, and he's not even bothering to pick up a microphone... he's just stepping into the ring to get it on with Julian Page! We've got a referee in the ring, and this match is on!

For the VCW Television Title and the VCW Intercontinental Title

Jiro Tobikuma (c)

vs.

Julian "The Hitman" Page (c)

These two go after each other in a wrestling match, and Jiro Tobikuma takes the advantage with his vastly superior skill and experience, and begins softening up the back, neck, and shoulders of Julian Page with a variety of suplexes, preparing for his signature moves. Julian Page tries to take it outside and turn it into a brawl, but when they start exchanging the stiff chest-chops, Jiro Tobikuma gets the better of him in that exchange too. Back in the ring, Julian Page regains control with a low blow, then begins working over Jiro Tobikuma's legs and back, and just generally wearing him down. After several minutes of wearing Tobikuma down, the fireman's carry into an Ace Crusher gets only two, and the DDT only gets two and three-quarters. Julian Page goes for the FIVE MOVES OF DOOM, but the Sharpshooter gets reversed into a scorpion deathlock. Julian Page makes the ropes, but Jiro Tobikuma unloads on him with backbreakers, a powerslam, and a power bomb, but fails to put him away. The lariat only gets two and three-quarters, and as Jiro Tobikuma sets him up for the tiger driver, Rob Solomon runs to the ring with his hockey stick! Jiro Tobikuma hits the tiger driver, and this match could be over... but Rob Solomon enters the ring and nails Jiro Tobikuma with the hockey stick at the count of two, causing an instant disqualification!

Jiro Tobikuma defeated Julian Page by disqualification in 0:12:06.
Rating: ** 1/2
(Jiro Tobikuma retained the VCW Television Title.)
(Julian Page retained the VCW Intercontinental Title.)

Rob Solomon is in, and Julian Page is back up, and they're both stomping away at Jiro Tobikuma... and Jacob Idol runs down to the ring and joins in! All three members of the Hammer of the Gods are just stomping Jiro Tobikuma into the mat... now Julian Page grabs his legs, and drags him to the corner, then steps outside and applies a figure-four leglock around the ringpost on Jiro Tobikuma, shades of Bret Hart!! Meanwhile, in the ring, Rob Solomon holds the hockey stick across his throat, as Jacob Idol stomps away at him! The Hammer of the Gods are viciously assaulting Jiro Tobikuma!!

But wait just a second... that's Owen Addison and Paul Canyon, the Ontario Color Show, running to the ring! They enter the ring, and Paul Canyon takes Jacob Idol down with a dropkick immediately! Rob Solomon turns around and swings his hockey stick at Owen Addison, but Owen ducks, then catches him on the chin with a savate kick! The VCW World Tag Team Champions are down, and rolling out of the ring... Julian Page sees the trouble, and immediately releases the figure four, then begins retreating backstage with his accomplices in this beating as Owen Addison and Paul Canyon stand guard over Jiro Tobikuma. He won the match, but he didn't win the VCW Intercontinental Title, and he didn't come out much like a winner thanks to that vicious, unsportsmanlike beating from the Hammer of the Gods!

Trainers are helping Jiro Tobikuma backstage now... he may have a knee injury after that vicious attack. The Ontario Color Show is going with him... they didn't need any extra reason to go after the Hammer of the Gods after their lengthy feud for the past year or so, but they may have saved Jiro Tobikuma from being even more severely injured.

"Degenerated" by the Lone Rangers begins playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd boos loudly as Virginia and the Manhunters of Administration X come out of the backstage area. Virginia walks at the lead, with the Manhunters at her side, and a smile crosses her face as she enters the ring and does X-shaped crotch chops for the rather unappreciative crowd. This is our VCW Commissioner, for God's sake! She grabs a microphone, and the crowd immediately begins a huge "SLUT!" chant for her.

Virginia: That's not a very respectful way for you to talk to the VCW Commissioner. I'm the one who puts on this show that you all came to see... I'm the one who's responsible for you coming here and paying to see this! So I wish you'd show a little gratitude. It's not easy being Commissioner, and I know that sometimes you have to make a lot of unpopular decisions... but I'm still one of the good guys. You just don't understand!

The crowd boos... they're not buying into her interpretation of the facts for one second.

Virginia: But what's really a shame is that Johnny was driven through a table, and won't be in any condition to compete in the scheduled match between me and the Manhunters and him and the Heavy Metal Express. So I guess it's a three-on-two handicap match... us against the Heavy Metal Express. Marty, Lars... you ratings-killing, long-haired weaklings... get out here, because it's time for your match.

Instead of "Talk Dirty To Me", "Liquid Mercury" by Jimmy Page plays over the arena sound system instead, and Ken Collins steps out of the backstage area, accompanied by Stacey Lockman. Wasn't Stacey Lockman just fired by Virginia last week? And what's Ken Collins doing out here? Maybe he'll explain; he has a microphone.

K. Collins: Virginia, I was the first person in DeJohnnyration X to figure out just what you and Arthur Justice were all about, and I heeded the warning signs. But you just can't abuse your power to no end and expect us to put up with it. I'm not gonna take it, Marty and Lars aren't gonna take it, Stacey's not gonna take it, and when Johnny pulls himself together, he's definitely not gonna take this from you! This isn't a handicap match after all, Virginia... the Heavy Metal Express will have me as their partner. The California Crippler, Ken Collins.

Now "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison is playing, and Marty Jannetty and Lars Coverdale, the Heavy Metal Express, come out of the backstage area at his side. They're coming to the ring, and Virginia doesn't look happy... but there WILL indeed be a three-on-three match tonight, pitting Ken Collins and the Heavy Metal Express against Virginia and the Manhunters!

Administration X (Virginia, Manhunter #1, & Manhunter #2)

vs.

"The California Crippler" Ken Collins & Heavy Metal Express
w/Stacey Lockman

The Heavy Metal Express and Ken Collins start the match by wrestling circles around the larger, oafish Manhunters, but after a few minutes an attempted flying cross bodypress by Lars Coverdale is countered into a powerslam by Manhunter #2, and Administration X takes control. Lars Coverdale is systematically pounded into a pulp by the Manhunters and Virginia, who dominate him with power moves and pummel him mercilessly. But when Virginia applies a bearhug to Lars Coverdale, he grabs her head and kisses her, surprising her so much that she staggers back and falls backwards under him, giving him the chance to crawl over her to make the tag to Ken Collins. Ken Collins begins dismantling Virginia, taking her down with a series of stiff chops and a dropkick, then homing right in on her right shoulder with a shoulderbreaker, followed by a series of stomps and kneedrops to her shoulder.

The Manhunters come in for backup, but Ken Collins fights them off as well, and the Heavy Metal Express enter the ring to take them on, as Ken Collins turns back to Virginia. She gets up, but he takes her down with another shoulderbreaker, then goes up and hits her with the Flying Dropkick! Virginia goes down in a heap, and Ken Collins isn't going for the pin... he applies the California Crossface on her!! The Manhunters are preoccupied with the Heavy Metal Express and unable to help, and Virginia begins tapping out, but the referee is too busy trying to break up the illegal brawl between the Heavy Metal Express and the Manhunters! The referee doesn't see the tap-out, and he doesn't see Arthur Justice run to the ring and grab Ken Collins from behind, then hit the Justifier on him!! Damn it, Ken Collins had this match won! Stacey Lockman jumps up on the apron to object, but Arthur Justice just grabs her by the hair and nails her with a headbutt, sending her crashing from the apron to the floor. Arthur Justice leaves the ring and hides by ducking below the apron just as the referee turns around, and Virginia crawls across Ken Collins for the victory. Ken Collins and the Heavy Metal Express just got screwed!!

Administration X (Virginia, Manhunter #1, and Manhunter #2) defeated The Heavy Metal Express and Ken Collins when Virginia pinned K. Collins after outside interference in 0:11:21.
Rating: 1/2*

Arthur Justice enters the ring and helps Virginia out, and they begin leaving together, along with the Manhunters, celebrating their ill-gotten victory. The Heavy Metal Express stare after them in confusion, not quite fully aware of what just happened, as Stacey Lockman enters the ring to console Ken Collins. Administration X has stolen this match, but everyone saw that Ken Collins had this match won!

They're heading backstage now, and "I Fought The Law" by Mike Ness begins playing, drawing cheers from the crowd and bringing Tattoo out of the backstage area, striding to the ring with confidence. He's been an unstoppable destruction machine since his first days in VCW, much like Crimson... and tonight, two of VCW's true monsters face each other for the first time. Tattoo gives away an inch or two in height, but he's a good deal thicker, and probably outweighs Crimson by about thirty pounds. He's in the ring, and he's up for what will no doubt be the biggest challenge of his career.

"Walk" by Pantera begins playing over the arena sound system next, and Crimson comes out of the backstage area next, drawing loud, hateful boos from the crowd. The body count for tonight is already at four victims of Crimson... will Tattoo be number five? Crimson's all business as he climbs up on the apron, then steps over the top rope into the ring. He and Tattoo exchange a brief staredown, then the referee calls for the bell, and just like that, this match is on!

Crimson

vs.

Tattoo

Crimson and Tattoo begin exchanging blows, and neither one gives an inch for the first few, but Crimson gains the advantage and drives Tattoo into a corner, then blasts him with several kneelifts. Crimson hits a few more clubbing blows with fists, head, feet, and knees, then gives Tattoo a gutwrench suplex and goes for the pin, getting a two count. He sets Tattoo up for a power bomb, but Tattoo's much too strong to allow that, and backdrops out of it, then takes Crimson off his feet with a massive clothesline! Tattoo mows down Crimson with a series of clotheslines, and the crowd's cheering loudly... they've never seen Crimson go down so easily, so many times! Tattoo sets Crimson up, and gives him a power bomb!! Crimson's down on his back, but Tattoo's not going for the cover... he picks Crimson up in the vertical suplex position, then gives him the Jackhammer!! The referee's down to count... AND ONLY GETS ONE!! Crimson kicked out of the Jackhammer at ONE, and he's MAD. Crimson launches an enraged flurry of powerful blows to the head and abdomen of Tattoo, then whips him into the ropes, and hits him with a MASSIVE kick to the head! Tattoo goes down, but Crimson's picking him up... and he drives him down with a power bomb!! Crimson pulls him up again, by the throat... CHOKESLAM!! Crimson just laid Tattoo out with the Chokeslam, and he puts a foot over his chest for the easy three count!

Crimson pinned Tattoo with the Chokeslam in 0:02:48.
Rating: DUD

First Johnny Smiles, then Robert Danson and the Wrecking Crew... and now Crimson just SQUASHED Tattoo!! Crimson just had the same match with Tattoo that most wrestlers have with Russel "The Muscle" Taylor!! Crimson picks up Tattoo's lifeless form... come on, he's done enough already... and he gives him a second Chokeslam!! Tattoo is laid out on the mat, and Crimson steps over the top rope and heads backstage, leaving Tattoo's carcass in the ring as the latest casualty of the Homicide Road Tour, and the boos of the crowd are echoing behind him!!

A medical crew has come out to scrape Tattoo's carcass off the mat and roll it backstage on a stretcher, and now "Walk" by Pantera continues to play, as Randy Savage and Chris Champlain come out of the backstage area and enter the ring. They're going to take on David Wright Hubbard and Falcon, who seem to be working as a cohesive unit right now, based on their conversation backstage... but will it be that easy for them to work together? Or will Falcon be blinded by his thirst for vengance, like Lance Errington? We'll find out soon.

"War Pigs" by Black Sabbath is playing now, and Falcon and David Wright Hubbard walk out of the backstage area and down the aisle to the ring. They seem to be fairly content to work with each other, with no obvious signs of hostility yet... but now Falcon just locked eyes with Chris Champlain, who begins daring him to enter the ring... and Falcon charges the ring! Falcon and Chris Champlain are going at it, and the match is on!

Falcon & David Wright Hubbard

vs.

Randy Savage & Chris Champlain

Falcon and Chris Champlain begin with a wild brawl that soon spills out of the ring. Falcon takes control, and Chris Champlain is busted open after a shot with the ring bell. They're nearly counted out, but Falcon brings it back into the ring, then brings in David Wright Hubbard, who continues to batter the bloody Chris Champlain. Falcon and David Wright Hubbard take turns giving Chris Champlain the thrashing of his life, but Chris Champlain finally avoids a superkick after a lengthy beating, then catches Falcon with an eye gouge. He leaps on Falcon in an animalistic flurry, then tags in Randy Savage, and the balance of the match shifts. Now it's Savage and Champlain's turn to dominate the match, and they do, wearing out Falcon in the ring. Eventually, Chris Champlain goes for a top-rope DDT, but Falcon manages to counter it into a top-rope spinebuster, then each man makes a tag. David Wright Hubbard comes in and cleans house, and Chris Champlain quickly spills out of the ring, where Falcon begins brawling with him. Inside the ring, David Wright Hubbard tears into Randy Savage with a flurry of power moves, then hits a lariat for a near fall. But on the outside of the ring, Chris Champlain just stunned Falcon with a low blow, and now he reaches under the ring... he has his iron mace! Chris Champlain turns around with the iron mace, and he nails Falcon right upside the head with it! Falcon is OUT, as David Wright Hubbard flattens Randy Savage with a power bomb, then goes up to the top turnbuckle for the Flying Cross Bodypress! But Chris Champlain jumps up on the apron... and nails David Wright Hubbard in the back with the iron mace!! David Wright Hubbard crumples forward into the ring, and the referee calls for the DQ!!

David Wright Hubbard and Falcon defeated Chris Champlain and Randy Savage when D.W. Hubbard defeated Savage by disqualification in 0:14:03.
Rating: ** 1/2

David Wright Hubbard struggles to get to his feet, but Chris Champlain nails him right in the back of the head with the iron mace! David Wright Hubbard goes down, and now Chris Champlain's leaving the ring... he's going back out to Falcon... and he just pulled a straight-razor out of his boot!! Chris Champlain has a straight-razor, and he's kneeling over Falcon's crumpled body... he's going to carve him up too! No... he's slicing into his own chest!! Chris Champlain is cutting himself!! But he's not just randomly cutting himself... he's carving letters backwards into his own chest!! He has "DIE" spelled out backwards on his chest, and now he presses himself against Falcon's chest, leaving the bloody message "DIE" soaked into his shirt. Even Randy Savage is staring at Chris Champlain strangely now, and he's not even bothering to attack Falcon, just turning and heading backstage as "Stormbringer" by Deep Purple begins playing over the arena sound system.

Randy Savage gives the fallen body of David Wright Hubbard a few good stomps, then heads backstage, as a medical team comes out for David Wright Hubbard and Falcon. They were both just hit in the head with an iron mace... it wouldn't be surprising if they were seriously injured, perhaps with a concussion or cracked skull. But one of those members of the medical crew looks a little familiar... it's LANCE ERRINGTON!! He enters the ring and executes a kneedrop right on David Wright Hubbard's skull, then grabs his legs and applies the Scorpion Deathlock! The other members of the medical crew try to pull him off, but Lance Errington just attacks them, then reapplies the hold! David Wright Hubbard was just hit in the head with an iron mace, and now he's being brutally attacked again!!

Finally, the H.A.R.P. Squad enters the ring, and they pull Lance Errington off so that the medical teams can do their job and haul David Wright Hubbard and Falcon away on stretchers. Lance Errington is escorted backstage as Falcon and David Wright Hubbard are wheeled off... how many more people will end up leaving the arena on stretchers before the night's over?

"A Letter To God" by London After Midnight begins playing over the arena sound system, and here comes Gabriel Black, carrying a microphone. We heard what Tony Garcia had to say to him earlier, and the challenges that were made for a tag team match tonight and a singles match at Deck the Halls... and it looks like Gabriel is out here to respond. The crowd still isn't entirely convinced that they should be cheering for him, but there are more cheers than boos in the mixed reaction that they give him. He's in the ring with the microphone, and he's beginning to talk.

G. Black: Tony... I don't know what to tell you. Maybe I didn't deliver the VCW World Title into your hands as you had imagined... but I tried to help you win the VCW World Title. I gave you a title shot at Survival of the Fittest, even putting Melissa's contract on the line... and you couldn't do it, even with my assistance. When you were no longer capable of getting title shots due to punishment by Virginia, I even promised to win the title and then grant you a shot at it... but I was unable to do it. I promised to help you... but I never promised to drop the VCW World Title into your lap, as you expect me to do.

And then... then you attack me with a wooden axe handle, just because I reconciled my differences with Troy. That's your gratitude for all of my assistance, all that I tried to do for you? Yes... I was attacking Rebecca. But since you seem to be blinded to the obvious, allow me to point it out to you... Rebecca is an obnoxious, self-centered, ignorant bitch, and she was the one who started that fight... I was merely the one who was ending it. She's no longer the sweet little girl who once sat on your lap when you visited our father. But whatever the reasoning... whatever your motivations were, it doesn't matter. You simply do not attack Gabriel Black and expect to be free from retribution.

"I, Zombie (Europe In The Raw Mix)" by White Zombie plays over the arena sound system, and here comes a man who has been responsible for putting many people on stretchers during his career, Tony Garcia, along with Rebecca Black. They're entering the ring, and they look ready to fight. Tony Garcia made it clear that he has major issues with Gabriel Black, and Rebecca Black's opinion on Gabriel, Melissa, and Troy isn't exactly a big secret, either. Rebecca Black has a microphone.

R. Black: Gabriel... I just have one question for you. Does Melissa get jealous of you? I mean, it looks like you're kind of taking her place... you know, as Troy Black's personal BITCH.

The crowd boos loudly, and Gabriel's fists tense up... he didn't appreciate that. But he's raising the microphone, and he's going to respond.

G. Black: If you think I've forgotten about the VCW World Title, you're crazy. I'm still going to defeat Troy and win that title... but I'm not going to do it by attacking him after the match. I have too much respect for his ability for that. He proved to me that he is, at this time, a better wrestler than I am... and there's only one way I can prove him wrong. That's not by attacking him from behind and taking him out, or cheating my way to a victory... it's by beating him in the middle of the ring with my own ability and physical strength. I'm not content to have the VCW World Title dropped at my feet... if I can't be the best, then I don't deserve to hold it.

T. Garcia: Listen, Gabriel... you can talk about respect for ability and all that until it makes me sick... but a promise is a promise, and you didn't live up to yours, because the VCW World Title isn't around my waist, it's around the waist of Troy Black, that skinny little brat who was too good for all that me and your father tried to teach him, that same skinny little brat that you now claim you respect. Well, Gabriel... if you respect everyone who kicks your sorry ass, all I've got to say is that you're gonna learn to respect me real quick.

Tony Garcia rushes Gabriel Black, and begins hammering him with huge punches from both hands... Gabriel is fighting back, but Rebecca Black comes up behind him, and gives him a low blow!! Gabriel goes down, and Tony Garcia begins stomping away at him!! But now Melissa charges out of the backstage area and slides into the ring... she takes Rebecca Black down with a kick to the head, and starts nailing Tony Garcia with a flurry of kicks as well! But Tony Garcia's absorbing them, and coming after her... but Gabriel Black comes up from behind and attacks Tony Garcia! Just like that, we've got a match!

Rebecca Black & Tony Garcia

vs.

Gabriel Black & Melissa DelArmeggio

Gabriel gains control of the situation pretty quickly by clobbering Tony Garcia from behind to stun him, then running off the ropes and hitting a high knee. He begins working over his former friend and ally, but perhaps because of his past relationship with Tony Garcia, or perhaps because he's not used to facing an opponent of this size, his offense doesn't have the same assassin-like precision and purpose, and Tony Garcia just absorbs everything thrown at him, kicking out of every pin attempt and not slowing down much. Melissa asks for a tag in and gets it, and begins trying to bring Tony Garcia down with several kicks to the legs, but he absorbs those too. After a few minutes of working on Tony Garcia, Melissa gets caught with a single massive lariat that takes her off her feet. Tony Garcia takes control, ruthlessly working over Melissa's back, without even tagging in Rebecca. After several minutes of wearing Melissa down, Tony Garcia picks her up and puts her in the Torture Rack. The match seems like it could end here, but Gabriel Black climbs to the top rope and nails Tony Garcia with the Destiny Hammer while he's racking Melissa! Tony and Melissa both collapse to the mat, as the referee admonishes Gabriel for interfering. Melissa crawls to the corner and tags in Gabriel, but Tony Garcia isn't stupid enough to tag in Rebecca to face him as he gets up and sees Gabriel stepping into the ring.

Gabriel Black launches into a flurry of offense on Tony Garcia, who's still groggy from the Destiny Hammer, finally taking him down with a DDT, then going up top for another Destiny Hammer. But as Gabriel stays perched on top of the turnbuckle waiting, Rebecca Black grabs the wooden axe handle and hits him from behind with it!! That's an instant DQ; Rebecca Black and Tony Garcia will lose this match... but as Gabriel Black falls limply into the ring, it appears that this might not be over yet!

Gabriel Black and Melissa DelArmeggio defeated Rebecca Black and Tony Garcia when G. Black defeated T. Garcia by disqualification in 0:10:44.
Rating: 3/4*

Gabriel Black is down, and as he gets up, Rebecca Black throws the wooden axe handle into the ring at Tony Garcia, who catches it and nails Gabriel Black in the head with it, sending him back down. Tony Garcia begins beating the hell out of Gabriel Black with the wooden axe handle, but Melissa comes from behind and nails him with a low blow! Melissa grabs the axe handle from Tony Garcia and gives him a few shots with it, but Rebecca Black comes from behind and grabs it away from her when she draws it back to swing, then nails Melissa with it when she turns around.

Melissa goes down, and Rebecca Black's handing the wooden axe handle back to Tony Garcia, who just gets a sick grin across his face... he's drawing it back like a baseball bat as Melissa gets up, measuring her intently... and he just gave her a SICK blow to the back with the axe handle!! Tony Garcia may have broken Melissa's spine... he hit her RIGHT in the lower back, and Melissa crumples to the mat!

But now Gabriel Black's up behind him, and he takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex! Tony Garcia drops the axe handle and rolls out of the ring, trying to escape... but there's no escape, as Gabriel Black jumps out onto him with a tope con hilo!! Gabriel Black isn't letting up on Tony Garcia, and they're fighting all the way up the aisle... they disappear into the backstage area, still brawling with each other!

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Melissa is still down... she may be seriously injured after that blow. They need to get a medical team out here or something... Tony Garcia just swung that axe handle right into her back, and she may be... oh, no. "Walk" by Pantera just started playing, and this had better be some kind of production glitch. Not this!! Not now! Crimson's on his way to the ring, Melissa's down, and Rebecca Black's just standing at ringside, smiling!! Crimson enters the ring, and steps over the top rope... now he's calling for a microphone again. Rebecca Black gives him one, and he picks Melissa up by the throat... what could he be doing!?

Crimson: Troy, get your scrawny, pale-skinned, ugly, queer little ass out here and fight me, or I'm gonna Chokeslam your woman into the mat so hard that her tits explode.

Crimson's using Melissa to get Troy out here for a fight... he's already got a match with Lorenzo Vasquez, in the main event which is scheduled to take place tonight, but I'm sure Crimson doesn't care. "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins playing almost immediately, and Troy Black steps out of the backstage area carrying a microphone, before the lights even have a chance to change.

T. Black: Kill the music.

The music stops, just a few seconds in to the song.

T. Black: Crimson, I've seen you going on a rampage tonight, sending everybody out of here on stretchers... but I'm only telling you once... either you put her down right now, or you're the one leaving here on a stretcher.

Crimson: You know... when I called you out here, I was meaning to let her go when you got in the ring. But when you come out here and take that tone with me... I don't like your attitude, you punk motherfucker.

NO!! Crimson just picked Melissa up, and drilled her into the mat with the Chokeslam!! Now he's standing there, as if daring Troy Black to do anything about it! The emotion visibly drains from Troy's face as he directs a vacant stare into the ring for a second or two... God only knows what's going through his mind... and he's charging the ring!! Troy Black runs into the ring, and Crimson tries to kick him in the head... but Troy ducks! Crimson staggers forward after missing, then turns around... and takes a kick to the groin!! Crimson doubles over... double arm DDT!! And Troy draws his thumb across his throat... now he's going up to the top rope... he's going to give him the Black Dagger! But Crimson's up! Crimson just got up from the double arm DDT like nothing happened, and he reaches up and grabs Troy Black off of the turnbuckle, by the throat!! Crimson has Troy Black... and drills him with the Chokeslam!! But Crimson's not done yet... he picks him up, and he does it again!! Troy Black is laid out in the ring beside Melissa, and Crimson is walking away with a smile on his face! He just laid out the VCW World Champion, and made it look easy!!

Hold on... "Kiss My Ass" by Ted Nugent is playing over the arena sound system now, and here comes Lorenzo Vasquez!! This match isn't actually going to take place, is it!? Then again... with Virginia as Commissioner, of course it is! Lorenzo Vasquez smiles at Crimson as he passes him in the aisle, then climbs into the ring. A referee's entering the ring and calling for the bell... the main event match is beginning, and Troy Black's still laid out in the ring from the two Chokeslams! Lorenzo Vasquez and Rebecca Black are loving it!

"The Barcelona Assassin" Lorenzo Vasquez
w/Rebecca Black

vs.

Troy Black

Troy Black is laid out, and Melissa is also still laid out in the ring as this match begins. Lorenzo Vasquez goes for the cover immediately, hoping to get this over with quickly... but Troy Black gets his shoulder up at the last fraction of a second. Angry to find that it's not going to be that easy, Lorenzo Vasquez starts nailing Troy Black with a flurry of kicks, stomps, and punches, but Troy Black shrugs it off and slowly begins to pull himself up off of the mat. Lorenzo picks him up and gives him a few basic suplexes, going for the cover after each one, but Troy Black keeps barely kicking out. Lorenzo goes up and attempts a flying bodypress, but Troy Black gets his knees up into Lorenzo's abdomen, and regains the advantage. He goes to work on Lorenzo with a series of chops and jabs, then takes him down with a headbutt, and follows that up with a piledriver. Lorenzo Vasquez gets up, a little groggy, as Troy Black goes to the top rope, but turns around just in time to nearly get decapitated by a flying clothesline. Lorenzo Vasquez gets up again, leaning against the ropes, but Troy quickly nails him with a savate kick, knocking him out over the top rope to the floor.

Lorenzo Vasquez staggers over to Rebecca Black, and she puts her arms around him, consoling him and whispering strategy into his ear... but neither of them notice as Troy runs toward them, then dives out onto them with a tope. Lorenzo Vasquez and Rebecca Black collapse in a heap under Troy, and Troy gets right back up, grabbing Lorenzo Vasquez by the hair, and drags him over to smash his head into the ring apron, a ringpost, the steel steps, and the top of the announcers' table. Troy Black grabs a chair, and raises it to nail Lorenzo Vasquez... but Rebecca Black grabs it from behind and pulls it out of his hands. Troy Black turns around to face her, but Lorenzo Vasquez comes up from behind him and nails him with a low blow, then rolls him back into the ring.

Lorenzo Vasquez begins targeting Troy's back with backbreakers and suplexes, taking control of the match again. He takes Troy down with a power bomb, but only gets a two and a half count. Melissa starts to get up... it's a miracle she can even move, considering that Crimson did... but Lorenzo's asking Rebecca Black for a chair, and she gives him one... and he just hit Melissa in the back with a steel chair, for absolutely no reason!! And he now he's standing over her... and he drives the edge of that steel chair into her back! Lorenzo Vasquez is attacking Melissa DelArmeggio, and she's not even technically in the match!!

But Troy Black is up... he's getting up right behind Lorenzo Vasquez, and he sees what he's doing... and he's not happy. Troy Black grabs Lorenzo Vasquez from behind, and brings him down with a German suplex! But he's not holding it for the pin... he's getting back up, and stomping repeatedly on Lorenzo Vasquez. Troy hauls Lorenzo to his feet, shoves him into a corner, and begins destroying him with a series of chops and jabs, until he slumps in the corner. Troy goes over and grabs the chair, as Lorenzo Vasquez begins trying to pull himself to his feet, and nails him right in the skull with it!! Lorenzo Vasquez falls to the mat, as Rebecca Black lets out a shrill, deafening scream, but Troy's not done with him yet. The referee threatens Troy Black with disqualification, but he doesn't even pay attention as he pulls Lorenzo to his feet, then gives him a kick to the midsection and the double arm DDT!!

Lorenzo is down and laid out on the mat, and Troy Black also takes a little time getting to his feet, as the burst of adrenaline wears off and his body starts to realize just how much punishment it has taken. Troy turns him over and starts climbing to the top turnbuckle... he's moving a little slowly, showing the effects of the two Chokeslams and Lorenzo's continued offense... he's going for the Black Dagger! But the referee is checking on Melissa instead of watching the match, and Rebecca Black just jumped up on the apron and shook the ropes!! Troy Black falls crotch-first on the turnbuckle, and now Lorenzo Vasquez is starting to get up... he climbs up to the top turnbuckle with Troy, and brings him down with a superplex!! He floats over for the cover, a little slowly... but only gets two and nine-tenths!! Troy Black is still in this match!! Lorenzo Vasquez picks Troy Black up again, and gives him a power bomb... then muscles him up off of the ground, and drives him back down with a second power bomb!! Now he goes for the pin again... and STILL only gets two and nine-tenths!!

Now Lorenzo Vasquez just kicked the chair into the middle of the ring... he hauls Troy Black up from behind, and hooks his arms... he's not going to... TIGER SUPLEX ON THE CHAIR!! Troy Black's skull just crashed into the steel chair with a horrible sound, and he HAS to be out cold!! Lorenzo Vasquez holds the bridge for the pin... and gets three!! Lorenzo Vasquez just defeated Troy Black!!

Non-Title Match:
Lorenzo Vasquez pinned Troy Black after a tiger suplex in 0:11:10.
Rating: ** 3/4

Troy Black is knocked out... he just cracked his skull on that chair, and Lorenzo Vasquez is leaving the ring... he grabs the VCW World Title from the timekeeper's table, and he's strapping it on!! The referee's trying to tell him that it was a non-title match, and he didn't win the title, but Lorenzo Vasquez doesn't even seem like he cares! Lorenzo Vasquez is heading backstage with Rebecca Black, wearing the VCW World Title, and the crowd is booing... but Troy Black is up in the ring!! Troy Black turns to check on Melissa, who's still down on the mat, not moving... and he turns back to Lorenzo Vasquez. If looks could kill, Lorenzo Vasquez would be dead... as it is, the smile leaves his face, and he quickly grabs Rebecca Black's arm and heads backstage. Troy Black stares after them with a look of pure homicidal fury in his eyes, and the show fades out on that image. Lorenzo Vasquez won the match tonight, but he may have unleashed a demon he doesn't want to deal with!! Tune in again next week!!

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