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Welcome, everyone, to the biggest spectacle of the year, Wrestlewar III!! What a card we've got for you tonight... this may very well be the biggest VCW show in history!! Tonight, you will see a show like no other! We're live from the Saddle Dome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada!! We're given to understand that we have a number of celebrity guests tonight, and a few major surprises in store... but right now, VCW ring announcer David Page is in the center of the ring, and he has the microphone.

D. Page: Ladies and gentlemen of Calgary, Alberta, Canada... and to our millions of fans watching at home on pay-per-view... it is my pleasure to welcome you all to Wrestlewar Three!!

The crowd cheers loudly.

D. Page: Speaking on behalf of VCW, I have to say that it's truly a pleasure to be here in Calgary, where so much wrestling history has its roots. We always appreciate the reaction we get here in Canada, and that's why we've chosen to make Calgary the site for Wrestlewar Three! On behalf of everyone involved in VCW, I have to say that it's my sincere hope that you'll all enjoy the show we have lined up for you tonight!!

The crowd cheers again.

D. Page: And now, here to sing the Canadian National Anthem, I give you... Leslie Edwards!!

Huh!? Well, that's certainly a... unique choice. "It's A Little Too Late" by Tanya Tucker begins playing over the arena sound system, and here comes Leslie Edwards, to sing the Canadian National Anthem. She's not even Canadian, she's from Florida, but we're not going to object to that just now...

L. Edwards: Hey there, y'all, could I have your attention for just one brief second?

The crowd doesn't seem too enthusiastic about the prospects of a Leslie Edwards performance.

L. Edwards: Hey, I said put your damn barbecued moose loaf down for a second, because I've got to sing your stupid National Anthem!!

Uh-oh... that got them angry. The crowd boos loudly, and begins throwing stuff into the ring at Leslie Edwards.

L. Edwards: Hey, you cut that out, or I'm gonna turn right around and leave this ring!!

The crowd explodes into cheers. Leslie Edwards starts to leave, but decides against it and remains in the ring, glaring around at the people in the crowd.

L. Edwards: Well, standing up here talking to all you people isn't gonna get your damn National Anthem sung, so let's get this over with!

The crowd boos loudly as Leslie Edwards takes her position in the ring, and raises the microphone to sing, and the opening notes of the Canadian National Anthem play over the arena sound system.

L. Edwards: (singing, horribly off-key and out-of-time)
Owe CAYNNNNNYADA... awr hooome and NAYYYYYYTIVE LYAAAND...
TROOOOOOO PAYYYYYYYTREAT LOVVVVE... IN AWWWL THIGH... erk... gahhg... hrrk...

Leslie Edwards stops singing, and the music cuts off as she goes into a loud fit of gasping and coughing. The crowd is booing loudly, and raining trash down on the ring, and it's hard to blame them! Leslie Edwards couldn't carry a tune in a bucket!!

L. Edwards: I'm doing the best I can! Why don't you shut up already!? It ain't my fault your National Anthem sounds like crap!! Y'all should call up R.E.O. Speedwagon or Elvin Bishop and have them write you a new National Anthem, because this one sucks!!

Wait just a second... "Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain just kicked on over the arena sound system... who the heck could... SHANIA TWAIN!!! Country-western music superstar and Canadian native Shania Twain is on her way to the ring, and she's bringing a guitar with her!! The crowd goes crazy as she enters the ring, and Leslie Edwards looks to be saying some very unkind things to her... and SHANIA TWAIN NAILS HER WITH THE GUITAR!!! Leslie Edwards just got laid out from a guitar shot by Shania Twain, and now Shania Twain's picking up the microphone!

S. Twain: I'm sorry about that, everybody. That's what happens when Virginia gets to pick who does the National Anthem.

The crowd boos loudly for the mention of Virginia.

S. Twain: So, how about it, Calgary!? You want me to give the National Anthem a try!?

The crowd bursts into loud cheers.

S. Twain: All right, then! Let's do it!!

The crowd rises in unison, as the opening notes of the Canadian National Anthem begin playing over the arena sound system...

S. Twain: (singing with harmony and grace)
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

The crowd remains standing to give Shania Twain a standing ovation as the Canadian National Anthem comes to an end. To say that was an improvement over Leslie Edwards's pitiful attempt at singing is an understatement of epic proportions.

S. Twain: Thank you... thank you all.

Shania Twain smiles and takes a small bow, then leaves the ring and heads backstage smiling and waving, as the crowd continues to give her a standing ovation. When Shania Twain is gone, some trainers come out to help Leslie Edwards get up and bring her backstage, as the crowd begins booing and chanting "YOU CAN'T SING" after her. And they're not lying... if you hanged Leslie Edwards for singing well, you'd be hanging an innocent woman. But David Page is taking up the microphone again, perhaps to introduce the combatants in our first match...

D. Page: And now, ladies and gentlemen... please give a warm welcome to the owner, founder, and CEO of Violent Entertainment Enterprises and VCW... MR. JOHN ALEXANDER!!

WHAT!?!? "Takin' Care Of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive begins playing, but they can't be serious... NO, WAIT!! IT'S HIM!! This is like Ted Turner appearing on a WCW pay-per-view... this just doesn't happen!! But nevertheless, it's happening! The boss... the BIG boss, John Alexander, is here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, making one of his few public appearances at Wrestlewar III!! I don't believe he's ever been on VCW programming before, EVER!! He steps into the ring, and raises the microphone to speak.

J. Alexander: Hello, Calgary, and welcome to the biggest event in Violent Championship Wrestling history... the biggest event in Violent Entertainment Enterprises history... the greatest show in the world... VCW's Wrestlewar Three!

The crowd cheers loudly.

J. Alexander: Each and every one of you is priviledged to be witnessing this historic event, the biggest event in our history... but we're even more priviledged to have you here. So, to everyone who bought a ticket, or who ordered this show on pay-per-view, I'd like to thank you personally for helping to make Wrestlewar Three such a big event, and for continuing to support VCW and enjoy VCW entertainment and programming. Thank you all.

The crowd cheers again.

J. Alexander: But I do have one order of business to make... a VCW-related announcement, straight from my offices. For months and months, the VCW Executive Committee has been throwing up the red tape and paperwork, trying to figure out who should officially be VCW Commissioner... and as a result, Virginia has become VCW Commissioner by default. Well, that's not the case anymore, because after reviewing the case myself, I've cut through all the red tape... and as of right now, Virginia is stripped of her duties as VCW Commissioner effective IMMEDIATELY!!

WOW!! That gets a huge pop from the crowd, and deservedly so!! Just like that, Virginia's power trip as VCW Commissioner is OVER!! When she goes in to face Johnny Smiles tonight, it'll be as just another wrestler!

J. Alexander: And at this time, I'd like to introduce you all to a man who some of you may know as a former VCW referee, and the former trainer at the VCW Power Plant... your NEW VCW Commissioner, James Applebee!!

What an announcement that is!! James Applebee was just fired by Virginia a few weeks ago, and now he's taking her position as VCW Commissioner!? What goes around just came around in a big way!! "Takin' Care Of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive begins playing again, and here comes James Applebee, the new VCW Commissioner! The crowd cheers, and James Applebee enters the ring, and takes the microphone from John Alexander.

J. Applebee: Thank you, Mister Alexander. I'm honored to be chosen as the new VCW Commissioner, and I've got a promise for all of the fans, and all of the employees of VCW. All of the cheating, the unfair matches, and the bias of Virginia's regime... that's all a thing of the past. As a referee, I did my best to enforce the law and make sure that everybody got their fair shot at victory... and now, as Commissioner, I'm making that the new VCW company policy. It's about time we got some justice around here, and I'm not talking about that half-wit Arthur Justice!!

The crowd cheers loudly.

J. Applebee: But you didn't come here to hear me or even Mister Alexander talk. You came here to see the greatest wrestling action on the face of the planet, and that's exactly what you'll get tonight! Thank you for all your support, and please enjoy the show!!

"Takin' Care Of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive begins playing again, and James Applebee and John Alexander are leaving the ring, heading backstage... but what an event that was! John Alexander, owner and CEO of Violent Entertainment Enterprises, not only showed up for the first time on VCW television, but he handed down one hell of a ruling, and now Virginia's no longer VCW Commissioner, just like that! And we understand that after all that, we're ready to go ahead with our first opening match, so let's get to it!

"Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic begins playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd starts booing... here come Ruby Richard Cage and Hunk Higgins, the Middle-Aged Outlaws, along with their manager, "The Pest of the West" Jesse Smark. As usual, they hit the ring and begin making their stupid poses; Ruby Richard Cage spins around pointing to the crowd, then makes the Ruby Cutter sign to a weak, pathetic pyro display, as Hunk Higgins rips off his shirt, then throws it into the crowd and begins flexing his muscles. After posing, he puts his hand to his ear to listen to the crowd's reaction, which is still a mild round of boos. Ruby Richard Cage has a microphone...

R.R. Cage: Dudes and dudettes, cats and chicks, and all you little kids out there, the baby boomer generation is proud to bring to you the future ONE-TIME! ONE-TIME! ONE-TIME! ... VCW TAG team CHAMPIONS of the WOOOOORRRRLD... "The Immortal" Hunk Higgins, Ruby Richard Cage, the MIDDLE-AGED OUTLAWS!!

H. Higgins: And brother, if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya... TOUGH CRAP!!

The crowd gives them another weak round of boos.

R.R. Cage: Big man... I don't know about you, but I'm JACKED for our match tonight, bro. I'm pumped as high as I'll go, and I'm ready to BANG those two gigantic jack-monkeys, Jorge SCUMzalez and SCUM Reese, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!

H. Higgins: Well, ya know somethin', Hunkamaniacs, there have been a lot of moments in history that have shaped the course of an era, brother. And tonight, just like the time when the big man upstairs gave his only son on the cross so that the red and yellow of Hunkamania could live forever, just like the time when the Allied Forces dropped the big leg on the Axis Powers to keep our planet free in World War II, tonight Hunk Higgins is gonna make history against Big Trouble. Tonight, once again, Hunkamania's gonna change the face of the wrestling world forever, brothers, along with the big man, Ruby Richard Cage, and all the little Canadian Hunkamaniacs sitting out here in the crowd, cheering me on. So get Big Trouble out here, because the forty-two inch ANACONDAS are ready to run wild, and I can't hold 'em back much longer, brother. So Big Trouble... you're in Big Trouble now, because what'cha gonna do when the Middle-Aged Outlaws, the largest arms in the world, and all the little Hunkamaniacs right here in Calgary RUN WILD ON YOU!?!?

The crowd still gives a mild round of boos, and that reaction remains much the same as "Gor-Gor" by GWAR begins playing over the arena sound system. Nobody's coming out of the backstage entrance... but wait, something's coming in from the side! It's a motorized moving platform!! Stormy Weathers is standing on it, wearing a white leisure suit, and Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese are standing on it as well, wearing black singlets with only one shoulder strap... what's this all about? Stormy has a microphone.

S. Weathers: Ladies and gentlemen of Canada, and all you other folks watching this on TV... go ahead and take a look at the most massive, spectacular, splendiferous spectacle the world has ever seen! You're looking at the biggest, baddest men in the history of the world, Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese!! You're looking at the two men who are gonna end Hunkamania once and for all!! How do ya like ol' Stormy now!?

The platform that they're standing on is slowly moving down to the ring... but wait, it just stopped! Stormy Weathers looks down at it in disgust for a few moments, then jumps down and starts kicking and pounding on it.

S. Weathers: What the hell's wrong with this damn thing!? I paid damn good money for this hunk of junk, and it better work!!

Suddenly, the platform starts up again... and it starts moving backwards!? It's heading towards the backstage area again!! Where in the heck's it going!? Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese give each other a confused stare... but the platform's on its way out of here, with them on it! Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese climb down off of the runaway moving platform, but it just keeps going! It disappears into the backstage area, as Big Trouble and Stormy Weathers stare after it in shock.

S. Weathers: Stupid piece of crap!! Why the hell didn't it work!? Ol' Stormy paid a lot of money for that damn-ass piece of junk!! Oh, well, let's just kick their asses and get out of here, boys. Get in there and show those old men what you're made of!!

Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese walk to the ring somewhat anticlimactically, then climb inside. It's going to be Jorge Gonzalez starting off with Ruby Richard Cage, and VCW referee Bobcat McGavin is in the ring to officiate as this match begins!!

Big Trouble
w/Stormy Weathers

vs.

Middle-Aged Outlaws
w/Jesse Smark

Ruby Richard Cage steps forward and starts firing off a few massive right hands into Jorge Gonzalez, but Jorge Gonzalez just stands there and absorbs his blows, then nails him with a clubbing forearm smash, sending him down to the mat. Ruby Richard Cage begins to pull himself up, but Jorge Gonzalez clobbers him with another forearm smash, sending him back down again. He pulls Ruby Richard Cage up by the hair, then whips him into the turnbuckle. Ruby Richard Cage slumps in the corner, and Jorge Gonzalez goes after him, nailing him with some rather pathetic chops and forearm smashes in the corner, then hooking him and bringing him out with a MASSIVE vertical suplex. Ruby Richard Cage is dead weight on the mat, and Jorge Gonzalez goes for the cover. Bobcat McGavin goes down to make the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... TH... Hunk Higgins makes the save!! That probably would have been the end of the match right there if Hunk Higgins hadn't intervened!

Jorge Gonzalez begins choking Ruby Richard Cage, taking full advantage of Bobcat McGavin's five-count, then tags in Ron Reese. Ron Reese comes in and hauls Ruby Richard Cage to his feet, then clobbers him with a few forearm smashes, followed by a massive headbutt that knocks him to the mat in a lifeless heap again. Ron Reese bellows to the crowd and poses, then leisurely hits the ropes and comes off with an attempted elbowdrop... but Ruby Richard Cage rolls out of the way! He squirms toward his corner, and makes the tag to Hunk Higgins! Hunk Higgins comes in, firing away on Ron Reese's massive head with a series of right hands, then whips him into the ropes and runs off the other side. Hunk Higgins connects with a clothesline as they come off the ropes, but Ron Reese is just staggered. Hunk Higgins bounces off the ropes and hits him with another clothesline, but he still doesn't go down! Hunk Higgins comes off the ropes again... and Ron Reese nearly decapitates him with a clothesline of his own!!

Ron Reese picks Hunk Higgins up and scoops him up... then drills him into the mat with a big bodyslam. Hunk Higgins is down, and Ron Reese drops an elbow on him, then goes for the cover. Bobcat McGavin's counting... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Hunk Higgins! Ron Reese hauls Hunk Higgins up and tosses him into the corner, then unloads a few more forearm smashes on him. He picks him up out of the corner... backbreaker!! Hunk Higgins is down again, and Ron Reese plants one massive foot on his chest, as Bobcat McGavin goes down to count again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half! Hunk Higgins isn't done yet!

Ron Reese picks Hunk Higgins up again... and he's putting him in a bearhug! Hunk Higgins struggles and squirms, but he looks to be fading... he's still wriggling around a little... and he goes limp. Ruby Richard Cage is stomping his feet and slapping the turnbuckle pad, trying to get the crowd behind Hunk Higgins, but it's just not happening. Bobcat McGavin checks his arm... it falls once. He lifts his arm again... and it falls a second time. He lifts it one more time... and it stays up!! Hunk Higgins lifts both arms up, and begins boxing the ears of Ron Reese! Ron Reese lets go, and Hunk Higgins runs into the ropes... but comes off into a massive kick to the head!! Ron Reese remains in control.

Ron Reese pulls Hunk Higgins up, then floors him with a headbutt and makes the tag to Jorge Gonzalez. Hunk Higgins is starting to pull himself to his feet... and Jorge Gonzalez grabs his head in the claw!! He picks him up... CLAWSLAM!! Hunk Higgins is a deflated corpse on the mat, and Jorge Gonzalez is going for the cover, for what should be the academic pin. Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY!! Hunk Higgins just kicked out, and now he's getting up!! He's shaking his head, trembling with rage, and breathing hard... he's Hunking Up!! Jorge Gonzalez unloads a punch on Hunk Higgins, but he just stares at Jorge Gonzalez with wide eyes, shaking his head and wagging his finger at him. Jorge Gonzalez hits him with another punch... and Hunk Higgins still doesn't register it!! He goes for a third punch... but Hunk Higgins blocks it, and returns fire with a punch of his own!

Hunk Higgins drives Jorge Gonzalez back with a series of punches, then whips him into the ropes... and nails him in the chest with a massive boot!! Jorge Gonzalez is reeling, but he doesn't go down... and Hunk Higgins is making the "raising the roof" sign to the crowd! He's not really going to try and... BODYSLAM!! BODYSLAM!!! Hunk Higgins just bodyslammed the nearly five hundred pounds of Jorge Gonzalez, and now he's bouncing off the ropes... BIG LEG DROP!! He goes for the cover... but Ron Reese is in... but Ruby Richard Cage comes in to cut him off with a low blow!! Ron Reese doubles over... RUBY CUTTER!! Meanwhile, Bobcat McGavin counts the pin... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! The Middle-Aged Outlaws win!!

The Middle-Aged Outlaws defeated Big Trouble when H. Higgins pinned Gonzalez with the Big Leg Drop in 0:07:21.
Rating: -*** 1/2

Hunk Higgins and Ruby Richard Cage roll out of the ring, and immediately begin retreating backstage with Jesse Smark, obviously not wanting to be around when Big Trouble gets back to their feet. They won the match, but they know better than to stick around and wait for these two giants to get back up. Stormy Weathers is literally hopping mad, jumping up and down and screaming loudly about losing the match. He immediately grabs a microphone, and turns to address Big Trouble as they get up in the ring.

S. Weathers: I swear on my Daddy's name, you two big idiots are the biggest, most useless nincompoops ol' Stormy's ever laid eyes on!! I beat up that old man, so why the hell couldn't you!? Y'all can't even beat up some old grandpa that ol' Stormy already done beat up a long time ago!! You two dumbasses are fired!! Walk your big goony asses on down to the unemployment line if y'all want to collect checks from now on, because both of y'all can kiss ol' Stormy's ass!!

Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese, having gotten to their feet, exchange a glance, then look down at Stormy Weathers, who's standing outside the ring as his tirade finishes. They immediately step out of the ring and start heading after him, and Stormy just realized what he got himself into! Stormy Weathers is running backstage, with Big Trouble in hot pursuit! Cameras follow him as he dashes into the backstage delivery area, with Big Trouble chasing him the whole way. They pass by some trucks, where people who were previously unloading crates stop to watch the chase as Stormy, then Big Trouble, run past. Stormy's still running... and he's heading out into the parking lot!! But wait a minute... the moving platform that Big Trouble tried to use for their entrance is out in the parking lot, and it's still going!!

Stormy Weathers runs up to it and climbs aboard, with Big Trouble still in pursuit... and the moving platform's leaving the parking lot!? It's headed out into the street... and it's rolling down the street! I'm not familiar with Canadian road laws, but that thing CAN'T be street legal! The platform rolls off into the distance, with Stormy Weathers still aboard, as Jorge Gonzalez and Ron Reese stop in the parking lot, shaking their fists and yelling insults and threats after Stormy Weathers. They were just fired at the biggest VCW event of the year... they're understandably a little ticked off. But nobody knows where Stormy Weathers is off to, aboard that platform... probably not even Stormy Weathers.

Back in the ring, we're ready for the next match... "Girls With Guitars" by Wynonna Judd is playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd starts booing. Here comes Jessica Judd... oh, no. She has the blinking hat and sunglasses again!! What the HELL is she thinking!? That hat and sunglasses should be burned!! Wearing a cowboy hat with the letters "JJ" on it in flashing red lights, and a pair of sunglasses with the frames covered in flashing red lights, and carrying her guitar, Jessica Judd makes her way to the ring, then climbs inside and does the Jeff Jarrett strut. Did she have a flashback to 1999 or something?

"Until It Sleeps" by Metallica begins playing next, and here comes Jennie! The crowd cheers as Jennie runs out of the backstage area, wearing a midriff T-shirt and a pair of cut-off denim shorts, heading for the ring to take on Jessica Judd. She enters the ring, and Jessica Judd quickly takes off the flashing hat and sunglasses, setting them aside as she prepares for her match. Brendan Powers enters the ring to officiate, calling for the bell to begin the match. This match is beginning now!

Jennie

vs.

Jessica Judd

They lock up, and Jessica Judd quickly takes the advantage, putting on a side headlock... but after struggling for a moment, Jennie counters it with a belly-to-back suplex! Jessica Judd gets up, looking a little confused that Jennie actually used a wrestling move against her, and Jennie begins unloading on her with a series of punches. Jennie whips Jessica Judd into the ropes, then takes her down with a drop toehold as she comes off the ropes, and flows into an armbar! Jessica Judd yells out in surprise and pain as she scrambles to the ropes. That was pretty unexpected by everyone... Jennie must have picked up a few wrestling moves hanging around the Technicians!

Jessica Judd gets up after getting the break on the ropes, and approaches Jennie a little more cautiously. They lock up again... and Jessica Judd takes the advantage with an eye gouge! Jennie clutches her face in pain, and Jessica Judd unloads with a series of punches and kicks on her, then picks her up and gives her a backbreaker. Jennie's down, and Jessica Judd unloads a few elbowdrops onto her, then goes for the pin. Brendan Powers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Jennie! Jessica Judd picks Jennie up and drills her with a few punches, then whips her into the ropes. She goes for a backdrop... but she telegraphs it too early, and Jennie jumps over with a sunset flip! Jessica's shoulders are down, and Brendan Powers goes to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Jessica Judd!

Jessica's starting to get up... but Jennie's going up to the top turnbuckle! Jessica looks up, just in time for Jennie to come off the top and nail her with a flying clothesline! Jennie goes for the pin again, and Brendan Powers is down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Jessica Judd. Jennie tries to whip Jessica Judd into the turnbuckle, but Jessica Judd reveres it, then follows her in with a kneelift to the stomach! Jennie staggers out, and Jessica Judd nails her with a kick to the midsection, doubling her over. Jessica Judd puts her in a standing headscissors... and she gives her a piledriver!! Jennie's down, and that very well could have ended this match right now!! Jessica Judd goes for the cover... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... TH... Jennie gets a shoulder up at two and three-quarters!

Jessica Judd pulls Jennie up, and gives her an inverted atomic drop, then hooks her and takes her down in a vertical suplex, laying her out on the mat. The superior wrestling ability of Jessica Judd is starting to give her a clear advantage now. She gives Jennie a kneedrop, then pulls her up again. She knees Jennie in the midsection, then hooks her in a front facelock. She's signalling for a DDT... but she spent too long signalling for it! Jennie counters it with a backdrop... but Jessica Judd hooks her for a sunset flip! Jessica Judd's trying to take Jennie down in a sunset flip... but Jennie grabs the ropes! She's holding the ropes, trying to keep from going over... but Jessica hooks her shorts for leverage and pulls on them... and she just pulled down Jennie's shorts in back, exposing her bare backside to the crowd and drawing a HUGE pop!! Jennie cries out and lets go of the ropes in her surprise, and goes over for the sunset flip!! Jessica Judd rolls her up and continues to hold her shorts for leverage, as Brendan Powers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! Jessica Judd wins!

Jessica Judd pinned Jennie after a sunset flip in 0:03:26.
Rating: 3/4*

Jessica Judd immediately jumps up and begins celebrating, posing on one of the top turnbuckles for the crowd, which doesn't seem all that thrilled with her victory. Jennie gets up, and pulls her shorts up in back so that she's no longer mooning the crowd, drawing a mild round of boos. She just got outwrestled by Jessica Judd, and she doesn't seem to happy about it. Jessica Judd steps down from the top turnbuckle, and turns around to face Jennie... and gets a kick to the midsection! Jessica Judd doubles over... CARPET MUNCHER!! And Jessica's hair came off in her hands!!! It was a wig!! So much for all that crap about "Uncle Moonshine" and his hair tonic... Jessica's hair was a wig, and her real hair is still shorter than most of the men's hair in VCW!!

The crowd's laughing and jeering at Jessica Judd, but it looks like Jennie's not done yet. Jennie goes over and grabs the guitar, as Jessica Judd gets up off of the mat, trying to cover up her short-haired head... and Jennie blasts her over the head with her guitar, laying her out, as the crowd cheers loudly!! Now Jennie's grabbing the wig... and she stuffs it down Jessica's pants!! The crowd cheers and laughs some more, and Jennie's leaving the ring. She may have lost the match, but she's not the one laid out in the middle of the ring with a wig stuffed down her pants. Trainers come out to help Jessica Judd stagger backstage... and she doesn't even seem aware yet that she has a wig in her pants. She's going to be totally humiliated when she comes around after that guitar shot, and after her attack on Jennie and Christina Ellis last month, it's hard to say she doesn't deserve it.

Now the cage is being lowered for the War Games Match, where the Heavy Metal Express, Moy Lazzario, and Ken Collins will collide with Arthur Justice, the Manhunters, and Steve "Mongo" McMichael. The cage is lowered, and Linda Peterson steps inside to officiate. As final preparations are made, here's a brief review of the rules for a War Games Match. The match begins with one member of each team entering the cage to start. A coin toss is then held, and after five minutes, a member of the team that wins the coin toss will enter the cage. From there, the teams alternate sending in participants every two minutes until all members of both teams are in the cage. At that point, and only at that point, the match can end, but only via submission; there are no pinfalls, count-outs, or disqualifications.

We don't know who will be appearing in what order for this match, so we'll find out as the match progresses. "Liquid Mercury" by Jimmy Page begins playing first, and here comes "The California Crippler" Ken Collins, along with Stacey Lockman, to a round of cheers from the crowd. He'll evidently be starting for his team, and that's probably a wise decision. He's a skilled submission wrestler, and can probably cause a lot of damage to an opponent in the cage even before all of the participants in the match are inside. He enters the cage and stands at a corner, waiting patiently for an opponent to come out.

"Degenerated" by the Lone Rangers begins playing next, and out comes Arthur Justice, drawing a round of boos from the crowd. He's obviously a little unsure of himself and confused... and it has to be expected that Virginia's removal from her position as VCW Commissioner has demoralized Administration X in a big way. Perhaps a victory in this match could help them to hold onto just a little bit of power, to get over as a dominant, feared force in VCW even without the Commissioner's backing... but they've got a rough task ahead of them. Arthur Justice is on his way to the cage, a little nervously... it's clear that he's never been involved in anything quite like this match. Somewhat hesitantly, he steps inside, and Linda Peterson calls for the bell.

War Games Match:

"The California Crippler" Ken Collins, Moy Lazzario, & Heavy Metal Express
w/Stacey Lockman

vs.

Administration X (Arthur Justice & Manhunters) & Steve "Mongo" McMichael

Ken Collins immediately lunges forward, going after Arthur Justice with a series of right hands to the head, then grabbing a handful of his hair and taking him headfirst into the cage. Arthur Justice gets up, caught off-guard by the sudden, fierce offense of Ken Collins, but Ken Collins whips him into the turnbuckle, then grabs him as he staggers out and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Arthur Justice slumps in the corner, and Ken Collins begins viciously tearing into him with chops and swift kicks to the midsection, cutting him down to size in the corner. Arthur Justice begins to pull himself up, but Ken Collins grabs a handful of his hair and takes him down with a nasty hair-assisted snap mare. Arthur Justice begins scooting back away from Ken Collins, holding up his hands and begging off, as the crowd cheers loudly. Arthur Justice is getting the crap kicked out of him in the early goings of this match, and the crowd's loving it!

Ken Collins goes in after Arthur Justice as he gets up. Arthur Justice tries to throw a right hand, but Ken Collins blocks it, and fires back with a few more punches of his own, then hooks Arthur Justice and takes him over with a quick snap suplex. Ken Collins drops a knee into his shoulder a few times, then pulls him up again and gives him a belly-to-back suplex. Arthur Justice gets up groggily, out-of-sorts due to Ken Collins's quick, unrelenting attacks, and once again Ken Collins grabs a double handful of his hair, then takes him head-first into the side of the cage. Rather than letting go, however, Ken Collins retains his grip on his hair, then takes him into the opposite side of the cage, then a third, and finally a fourth, at whick point he finally lets Arthur Justice go, to stagger back and flop down on the mat. The crowd once again explodes into cheers, enjoying the savage beating that Arthur Justice is taking.

Arthur Justice gets up again, and Ken Collins runs into the ropes, coming off with a cross bodypress... but Arthur Justice ducks!! Ken Collins sails over his head, colliding with the side of the steel cage! Ken Collins is down, writhing in pain after his collision with the cage, allowing Arthur Justice to take a brief moment to lean against the ropes and regain his composure. Ken Collins begins to get to his feet, but Arthur Justice charges, and runs him over with a massive clothesline! In the process, it seems he's made one of those miraculous recoveries; he's not selling a bit of pain in his shoulder or arm after the move. Ken Collins starts to get back up again, but Arthur Justice starts clobbering him viciously with massive right hands, then lifts him up high above his head! Arthur Justice has Ken Collins up in a Gorilla Press, and he shows off his power by military pressing him in the air a few times, before hurling him into the side of the cage! Ken Collins goes down in a tangled, mangled heap between the ropes and the cage wall!

Arthur Justice pulls Ken Collins into the center of the ring, and puts him in a cobra clutch position... he's looking for the Justifier! But Ken Collins runs to the corner, and kicks off the turnbuckle, falling back on Arthur Justice! He's obviously seen Survivor Series '96 a few times... but Arthur Justice isn't letting go of the cobra clutch! In fact, he's putting on a bodyscissors with it! It doesn't make a bit of difference that his shoulders are on the mat... even if this match could end now, it can only end in a submission. That move by Ken Collins might have countered the Justifier, but he's locked in the middle of the ring in a cobra clutch with a bodyscissors! And Arthur Justice is just holding him there! Linda Peterson can't check for a submission, because all the participants aren't in the match yet, but Arthur Justice could end up smothering him to death if he keeps this hold on. Ken Collins struggles, trying to escape the move, but eventually goes limp... and this doesn't look good at all. He's not moving... but the clock's ticking down! It's at FIVE!! FOUR!! THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

It's Lars Coverdale! Lars Coverdale is charging to the ring, to help Ken Collins out of this predicament! The crowd's cheering loudly... but Arthur Justice sees him coming, and releases the cobra clutch bodyscissors, standing up in preparation to fight. Lars Coverdale climbs up the steps, and begins to open the door... but Arthur Justice runs forward and dropkicks the door into his face! Lars Coverdale spills out on the floor at ringside... and Arthur Justice is going out after him! This match isn't even staying inside the cage!

Arthur Justice pulls Lars Coverdale up by his hair, then takes him head-first into the outer wall of the cage. Lars Coverdale wobbles off, and Arthur Justice grabs his arm, then whips him into the guardrail. Lars Coverdale goes down against the guardrail... and Arthur Justice is reaching under the ring... and he's got a kendo stick! Who in the hell put a kendo stick under the ring!? Lars Coverdale gets up... and Arthur Justice steps forward and knocks him off his feet with a kendo stick blow to the head. Arthur Justice immediately advances on him and begins whacking him repeatedly with the kendo stick, then hooks him from behind in the cobra clutch... is he going to... JUSTIFIER!! Arthur Justice hit the Justifier on the floor! Lars Coverdale just got laid out on the floor, and Arthur Justice is leaving him for dead! He's heading back to the ring, entering the cage door... and inside, Ken Collins is starting to stir!

Arthur Justice advances on Ken Collins as he gets up, going for a clothesline... but Ken Collins ducks, and wraps his arms around his waist in a go-behind... German suplex! Arthur Justice got planted on his head, and both men take a little time to get up. Ken Collins is up first, and whips Arthur Justice into the ropes... but Arthur Justice reverses! Arthur Justice runs to the opposite side, and tries to come off with another clothesline... but Ken Collins ducks and grabs his arm, bringing him to the mat with an armbar takedown... then flows into the California Crossface!! Arthur Justice is locked in the middle of the ring in the California Crossface, and he's tapping out, but this match can't end yet, because all of the participants haven't entered! But here comes another one, in FIVE!! FOUR!! THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

Here comes Manhunter #2, charging out of the backstage area. He climbs into the cage as Ken Collins gets up, and the two men start trading vicious chops to the chest immediately. Manhunter #2 takes the advantage, and whips Ken Collins into the ropes, but Ken Collins ducks a clothesline, then runs into the other side and comes off to nail Manhunter #2 with a leaping forearm smash, taking him off his feet! Ken Collins gets up as Manhunter #2 begins to pull himself to his feet, then bashes him with several right hands to the head. Manhunter #2 staggers back, but Ken Collins doesn't give him any respite, grabbing him by the back of the mask and driving him head-first into the side of the cage. On the outside, Lars Coverdale gets to his feet and pulls himself into the cage, but not in time to stop Arthur Justice from getting up and clobbering Ken Collins from behind.

Arthur Justice begins working over Ken Collins again, once again forgetting to sell any sort of pain in his shoulder and arm as he takes Ken Collins head-first into the cage, then gives him a series of right hands. Meanwhile, Manhunter #2 takes command of Lars Coverdale, whipping him into the ropes, then smashing him to the mat with a big shoulderblock when he comes off the ropes. Manhunter #2 pulls Lars Coverdale up, then whips him into the corner and nails him with a few stiff chest chops. Lars Coverdale staggers out of the corner, and Manhunter #2 gives him a somewhat ridiculous Mongolian chop, but Lars Coverdale is kind enough to sell it and go down anyway. Manhunter #2 begins nailing Lars Coverdale in the ribs with repeated falling headbutts, as Arthur Justice whips Ken Collins into the corner, then begins drilling him with knees to the gut.

Manhunter #2 grabs Lars Coverdale, and applies a bearhug to him, as Arthur Justice whips Ken Collins into the ropes. Arthur Justice goes for a dropkick, but Ken Collins stops short, causing Arthur Justice to miss. Then, as he gets up, Ken Collins comes forward and grabs him by the hair, then rams him into the cage head-first. Manhunter #2 releases Lars Coverdale and goes over to Ken Collins, and once again they begin trading chest chops, going toe-to-toe. But the counter's ticking down again... FIVE!! FOUR!! THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

This time, it's Moy Lazzario!! He comes from behind Manhunter #2 and clips his knee, taking him down. Ken Collins immediately capitalizes and goes after the knee with a series of elbowdrops on it, as Moy Lazzario moves on to face Arthur Justice, who is just getting to his feet, attacking him with a series of punches. But Lars Coverdale is up as well now, and he's grabbing Manhunter #2's legs... and he puts on a scorpion deathlock!! And Ken Collins grabs him at the other end, and puts on the California Crossface! Manhunter #2 is in two submission holds at once! Meanwhile, Moy Lazzario runs into the ropes, coming at Arthur Justice... Lou Thesz press!! And now Moy Lazzario's unloading right hands onto Arthur Justice, shades of Stone Cold Steve Austin... but Arthur Justice sees his partner's urgent situation and throws Moy Lazzario off, then lunges forward, attacking Lars Coverdale and Ken Collins, and breaking the double submission hold on Manhunter #2.

Moy Lazzario comes from behind Arthur Justice again, and puts on a sleeperhold, but Arthur Justice counters it with a jawbreaker! Moy Lazzario staggers back and slumps in a corner, and Arthur Justice begins unloading right hands on him. Meanwhile, Ken Collins and Lars Coverdale both pull Manhunter #2 up, and hook him... double vertical suplex! Ken Collins comes from behind Arthur Justice, and puts him in a waistlock... but Arthur Justice catches him with an elbowsmash, then turns his attention to Ken Collins, and begins giving him a series of right hands as well. But Moy Lazzario comes from behind Arthur Justice, and gives him a low blow... and Ken Collins takes advantage of his doubled-over position, putting him in a standing headscissors, then giving him a piledriver!! Arthur Justice is laid out! Meanwhile, Manhunter #2 takes Lars Coverdale head-first into the cage, then whips him into a turnbuckle, and charges in with an avalanche... but Lars Coverdale dodges out of the way. Manhunter #2 staggers out, and Lars Coverdale takes him down with a dropkick! But the counter's running low again... FIVE!! FOUR!! THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

Here comes the other Manhunter, Manhunter #1. He comes to the ring and climbs in through the cage door, immediately going after Ken Collins. The two men begin trading blows, but Manhunter #1 is larger, stronger, and not fatigued from eleven minutes of previous action, and takes control. He nails Ken Collins with a series of kneelifts, then takes him down with a big belly-to-belly suplex! Moy Lazzario charges in, going for a Thesz press on Manhunter #1... but Manhunter #1 catches him, then tosses him aside like a rag doll with another belly-to-belly suplex! Lars Coverdale runs forward and gives Manhunter #1 a dropkick, sending him staggering into the corner... but he charges out and nails Lars Coverdale with a big clothesline, taking him down.

Manhunter #2's getting up, and Manhunter #1 pulls Lars Coverdale up again... and drills him with a DDT!! Manhunter #2 picks up Ken Collins, and gives him a reverse neckbreaker... and now they're both picking up Moy Lazzario... double brain buster!! They drag Lars Coverdale into the center of the ring, and they're going up to two seperate turnbuckles... DOUBLE DIVING HEADBUTT!! They just NAILED Lars Coverdale with the Double Diving Headbutt, compounding the abuse that he's taken over the course of the night even more. And now Arthur Justice is getting up as well, and beginning to trade blows with Ken Collins. Moy Lazzario gets up, but the Manhunters whip him into the ropes, then give him a MASSIVE double backdrop that sends him flying into the side of the cage. And Arthur Justice just sent Ken Collins into the ropes... and he drills him with a massive powerslam! Arthur Justice continues to pound away on the fallen body of Ken Collins, as the Manhunters kick and stomp at Moy Lazzario and Lars Coverdale. Ken Collins, Moy Lazzario, and Lars Coverdale are in shambles... but the timer's ticking down again!! FIVE!! FOUR!! THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

It's Marty Jannetty, the final man of the first team. He steps into the ring, and immediately Arthur Justice and the Manhunters turn to face him. Arthur Justice runs in, and catches a dropkick! Manhunter #1 charges in with a clothesline, but Marty Jannetty ducks, then pops up to nail him with the Sweet Chin Music!! Manhunter #1's down! Manhunter #2 grabs Marty Jannetty by the throat and begins to lift him up... but Marty catches him with an eye gouge! Manhunter #2 lets go, and begins pawing at his eyes, but Marty Jannetty kicks him in the midsection repeatedly, then hooks a leg over his head... Rocker Dropper!!

Ken Collins and Moy Lazzario get back to their feet as well, and now they're going after Arthur Justice and Manhunter #1, pummelling them with hard right hands. They back them into seperate corners, then whip them towards the center of the ring, causing both men to collide in the middle of the ring, and collapse to the mat. Moy Lazzario runs into the ropes as Arthur Justice gets up... and once again, he hits the Thesz press, and follows it with raining fists!! He's getting back up, and motioning for Arthur Justice to get up. Arthur Justice gets to his feet, and takes a kick to the midsection, then an Ace Crusher! Moy Lazzario gives him two middle fingers, then begins stomping away at Arthur Justice's fallen body.

Meanwhile, Ken Collins is going after Manhunter #1, nailing him with stiff chops in the corner, then whipping him to the other corner. Manhunter #1 staggers out, and Ken Collins hooks him, then takes him down in a snap suplex! He's going up to one of the top turnbuckles... and he turns and comes off with a flying kneedrop to Manhunter #1! Manhunter #1 is laid out... but the timer's counting down again... FIVE!! FOUR!! THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

Here comes the last man in the match... here comes Steve "Mongo" McMichael! He's still nursing an elbow injury, but his size and power still gives him potential to be a huge difference maker in this match. And on top of that, he's had experience with War Games matches in WCW, so he's no stranger to this environment. Steve McMichael enters the ring, and clobbers Marty Jannetty with a massive right hand, knocking him off his feet! He charges Ken Collins, but Ken Collins ducks Mongo's attempt at a clothesline. Mongo turns around, and gets a kick to the midsection, which he follows with a lightning-fast single-arm DDT! And he floats over into the California Crossface, right on Mongo's arm with the injured elbow!! Mongo's struggling, but all of his teammates are otherwise occupied... and Mongo's tapping out!! Mongo just tapped out, seconds after arriving in the ring, and Ken Collins got the win!!

War Games Match:
Ken Collins, Moy Lazzario, and The Heavy Metal Express defeated Administration X (Arthur Justice, Manhunter #1, and Manhunter #2) and Steve McMichael when K. Collins made McMichael submit to the California Crossface in 0:17:41.
Rating: DUD

Mongo's elbow injury was the deciding factor here... Ken Collins just honed right in on that, and instantly capitalized for the victory. The crowd cheers loudly as Ken Collins, Moy Lazzario, and the Heavy Metal Express step out of the cage door, then climb to the top of the cage and pose for the crowd, standing atop the cage, and getting a loud response of cheers from the crowd as well. Inside the ring, the beaten forces of Administration X exchange defeated glances, and the Manhunters stop to shake their fists at the men posing on top of the cage, before heading backstage. As Ken Collins, Moy Lazzario, and the Heavy Metal Express climb down from the cage and prepare to leave the ring area, along with Stacey Lockman, we're hearing now that Ziggy Adderloaf is backstage with Johnny Smiles, with his reaction to this match. Take it away, Ziggy!

Backstage...

Ziggy Adderloaf is standing outside of a locker room door, and he knocks on it. After a few seconds, the door opens, and Johnny Smiles opens it, looking genuinely happy to see Ziggy Adderloaf.

J. Smiles: Hi, Ziggy! Come on in. Me and a couple friends were just watching the War Games Match on a monitor back here. Come in and hang out with us for a while!

Z. Adderloaf: Sure, Johnny. Who are the friends you've got with you to...

Ziggy Adderloaf steps inside, followed by the camera, but then his speech trails off, leaving him staring across the room.

J. Smiles: They're right there. Ziggy, I'd like you to meet Tom and Drew... Tom, Drew, this is Ziggy.

The camera swivels to look across the room, revealing Tom Green and Drew Barrymore sitting on couches backstage, watching a monitor. They look up as Ziggy enters the room.

T. Green: Hi, Ziggy.

D. Barrymore: Hi.

Z. Adderloaf: Johnny... you KNOW Tom Green and Drew Barrymore?

J. Smiles: Well, yeah, kind of. It's a long story, about this time when I found this magic ring inside of a dark cave... no, wait, that was The Hobbit. Never mind. So... what's up, Ziggy?

Z. Adderloaf: Well, your friends were victorious tonight against Administration X. What are your thoughts on the War Games Match we just saw?

J. Smiles: Well, speaking for all three of us, I can tell you that that match totally blew us away...

T. Green: Yeah, except for the parts about "us" and "away"!

J. Smiles: Hey, you better watch out... you're stealing Marty's lines, there.

T. Green: Yeah, but what's he gonna do?

J. Smiles: Well, you know, you're kind of a small, non-physically-threatening guy, and he's Marty Jann... hey, wait, you're right. Yeah, he can't do much. Anyway, I couldn't be happier for Ken and Marty and the rest of the guys, and I couldn't be happier that our favorite glad-handed, muscle-flexing, goofy-looking, tanning booth-dwelling, completely and utterly asinine JACKASS, Arthur Justice, took a well-deserved beating.

T. Green: And as far as the match goes... hey, at least it wasn't as bad as the Gang Wars '99 War Games Match. I mean, that match at Gang Wars '99 was BRUTAL... for the fans. Boy, the guys wrestling in that match SUCKED.

J. Smiles: Boy, you're not kidding. That was the worst War Games Match in hist... hey!! Wait a minute, now...

Z. Adderloaf: Um... Johnny, just one more thing. You've got a match with Virginia coming up later on... and as you know, she's no longer VCW Commissioner. What are your thoughts on that turn of events?

J. Smiles: I have to say, it's good to have a VCW Commissioner who isn't trying to sabotage my career. Hey, maybe I can even get a few perks out of the deal... like getting VCW contracts for Tom and Drew. Couldn't you just see them in a VCW ring, taking care of business with me!?

Z. Adderloaf: Err... well, no. You can't be serious about this...

J. Smiles: Come on, I could be the InterJohnnynental Champion, and Tom Green could be World Champion... I mean, if David Arquette can be a World Champion, I'm sure Tom Green can. All he has to do is beat Crimson or David Wright Hubbard somehow. And wouldn't you like to see a Bikini Oil Wrestling Match with Drew Barrymore and Jasmina Chastity for the T & A Title?

Z. Adderloaf: Well, yeah, but... I don't know.

J. Smiles: I'm sure Commissioner Applebee is gonna LOVE this idea. But anyway, as far as my match with Virginia goes... I'm not a vindicative or violent sort of person, Ziggy. But after all of the times she's cheated people... after all of the times she's turned on people... and ESPECIALLY after all of the times she forced all of my Johnnycoholics to sit through a brutal Arthur Justice match, it's time for a little payback. And I'm sure you've heard the saying, Ziggy... payback is a Virginia.

Z. Adderloaf: All right, thanks Johnny. Let's get back to the ring for more action!

The camera fades out on the backstage scene, as Tom Green creeps up behind Ziggy Adderloaf and gives him "rabbit ears".

We're back, and the next match is about to begin. Stiff Competition, the team of Bass Rogers and Dean Sanders, are headed to the ring as "War Machine" by KISS plays over the arena sound system, and the crowd cheers. They enter the ring and eagerly face the backstage entrance, waiting for "Doctor" Dave Adams and Main Street Pete. They've had a lengthy feud with those two, stretching back several months, and they seem that they'd like to get it finished tonight at Wrestlewar.

"Calling Dr. Love" by KISS begins playing over the arena sound system... and a siren just came on! Some sort of vehicle is backing out of the backstage area... it's an ambulance! And Main Street Pete is driving it!! Main Street Pete is backing an ambulance down the entrance ramp, driving it down the ramp in reverse, until it's nearly at the ring. He steps out, and grabs a microphone as the crowd boos, and "Doctor" Dave Adams and Nurse Vivacia step out of the back of it, with their hair ruffled. Nurse Vivacia's nurse uniform is also in disarray, and she quickly begins buttoning her blouse and straightening her skirt as "Doctor" Dave Adams grabs a microphone.

D. Adams: Tonight, the Doctor is making a house call in Calgary in style. I've brought my Magic Ambulance of Love... and after we make short work of these two buffoons, all you ladies can climb in the back, and we'll drive you to the Doctor's office, where I'll make you feel better than you ever knew you could feel. I'll run my hands up and down your body--

Bass Rogers and Dean Sanders have heard enough, and they just stepped out of the ring and attacked Dave Adams and Main Street Pete! Bass Rogers rolls Dave Adams into the ring and comes in after him, and Jerry Rogers enters the ring to officiate. Just like that, this match is on!!

Stiff Competition

vs.

"Doctor" Dave Adams & Main Street Pete
w/Nurse Vivacia

Bass Rogers drills Dave Adams with a hard punch as he gets up, then whips him into a corner and charges in with a big avalanche. Dave Adams slumps in the corner, and Bass Rogers begins brutally unloading on him with a series of horribly stiff punches and chops. Dave Adams is basically taking a legit beating in the corner, and staggers out with a bright red chest... right into a spinebuster from Bass Rogers! Bass Rogers goes for the pin.. and this could be it right here! Jerry Rogers makes the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Shoulder up at two and a half!!

Bass Rogers pulls Dave Adams up by the hair, then tags in Dean Sanders, who comes in and immediately picks up where Bass Rogers left off, punching, kicking, and chopping away at Dave Adams. Dave Adams takes a few swings at Dean Sanders, but they're easily blocked, and Dean Sanders brings the already weary Dave Adams down with a quick single-leg takedown, then begins drilling him in the leg with a series of elbows, intending to set up his Figure-Four Leglock. He puts on a half Boston, and Dave Adams is forced to struggle for the ropes... but after some effort, he makes it without too much trouble. Dean Sanders remains unrelenting, however, mauling Dave Adams with some more hard shots, then taking him down with a big snap suplex. Dave Adams starts to groggily pull himself to his feet, but Dean Sanders goes behind him... and hits a German suplex!! But he's holding it on and rolling through with it... and he hits another one!! He's still not done, though... he keeps the hold on, and gives Dave Adams a third German suplex, holding it for the bridge! Jerry Rogers goes down to make the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... TH... Main Street Pete makes the save!

As Jerry Rogers admonishes Main Street Pete for his interference, Dean Sanders takes this opportunity to viciously double-team "Doctor" Dave Adams in the corner with Bass Rogers. He then hauls him out of the corner and gives him another snap suplex... and now he's going up to the top! Dean Sanders climbs to the top turnbuckle, and comes off with a flying elbowdrop... but Dave Adams just rolled out of the way! Both men are slow to get up, and Dean Sanders is up first. He whips Dave Adams into the ropes, then runs into the other side... but Nurse Vivacia trips him! Dean Sanders stumbles forward... and Dave Adams catches him with a kick to the midsection, followed by a DDT!! But he's still suffering the effects of his previous beating, and can't capitalize by going for the cover. Both men are down, and Dave Adams is crawling to his corner, and he brings in Main Street Pete.

Main Street Pete comes in as Dean Sanders gets back to his feet... and he takes him down with a bodyslam. Dean Sanders is down, and Main Street Pete lays in a few elbowdrops on him, then covers him. Jerry Rogers counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Dean Sanders. Main Street Pete continues the offense, nailing him with a few weak-looking punches, then hooking him and bringing him down in a vertical suplex. He drives a few more elbowdrops into Dean Sanders, and goes for the cover again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half again by Dean Sanders. Main Street Pete stomps at him a few times, then gives him a reverse neckbreaker as he gets up. He drops another elbow, and goes for the cover again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half yet again!

Main Street Pete stops to complain about a slow count to Jerry Rogers, then goes back to the offense. He picks Dean Sanders up and gives him a Samoan Drop, once again stopping to give him a couple of elbowdrops. But instead of going for the cover this time, he picks him up... Main Street Special!! He just hit his finishing move on Dean Sanders, and he goes for the pin!! Jerry Rogers goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half again by Dean Sanders! Main Street Pete complains about a slow count again, with still no results, then goes down and chokes Dean Sanders, taking nearly the full five-count from Jerry Rogers. He ignores Jerry Rogers's admonishings, then puts on a rear chinlock.

Dean Sanders doesn't even wait for the formality of having his arm raised twice that typically accompanies this time-honored spot... he quickly starts fighting his way to his feet, trying to break the hold! He drills Main Street Pete in the stomach with a few elbowsmashes, then whips him into the ropes and bounces off the other side... and both men connect in the middle with a double clothesline! Both men are down, and both begin crawling to their corners. Dean Sanders tags in Bass Rogers... and Dave Adams jumps down off the apron!! He wants no part of Bass Rogers!! He turns and starts running backstage, along with Nurse Vivacia! They're leaving Main Street Pete high and dry in the ring... and he turns around, coming face to face with an angry Bass Rogers!

Main Street Petegamely throws a punch at Bass Rogers... but Bass Rogers doesn't sell the effects at all! He whips Main Street Pete into the ropes... and he nearly decapitates him with a massive lariat!! Main Street Pete is already a twisted lump on the mat, but Bass Rogers is pulling him up, and putting him in a standing headscissors... POWER BOMB!! Main Street Pete's probably officially out of it right now... and if he's not, he soon will be!! Bass Rogers is going up to the top turnbuckle... MOONSAULT!! Main Street Pete just got squashed by the Moonsault, and Bass Rogers pins him with one finger on his chest! Jerry Rogers goes down to make the count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!! So much for that!!

Stiff Competition defeated Dave Adams and Main Street Pete when B. Rogers pinned M.S. Pete with the Moonsault in 0:07:31.
Rating: 1/2*

Main Street Pete was just abandoned in the middle of the ring... and it looks like he's in for a rough time. Bass Rogers rolls out of the ring... and he's got a chair!! He hauls Main Street Pete up, and ties him up in the ropes... and he drills him with a massive chairshot to the head!! Bass Rogers draws back the chair, as Main Street Pete convulses weakly... and Bass Rogers hits him again!! Main Street Pete falls out of the ropes and crumples to the mat, twitching faintly... and Bass Rogers pulls him up! He puts him in a standing headscissors... POWER BOMB!! But he's not letting go... he muscles him up again... and gives him a SECOND power bomb!! The crowd's on their feet cheering, obviously enjoying the brutal destruction of Main Street Pete!!

Main Street Pete is laid out on the mat... and what's Bass Rogers doing now? He rolls out of the ring, and opens the back doors of the ambulance... and he's pulling out the stretcher! Bass Rogers slides the stretcher into the ring, and grabs a neckbrace, then with Dean Sanders's help, he loads Main Street Pete onto the stretcher, and even crudely fastens the neckbrace on him! Stiff Competition has placed Main Street Pete on a stretcher, and they haul him out of the ring, and carelessly shove him in the back of the ambulance, slamming the doors closed behind him. Bass Rogers gets in the driver's seat of the ambulance, and Dean Sanders climbs in on the passenger side... and they're driving away!! Stiff Competition is driving away in Dave Adams's "Magic Ambulance Of Love", and Main Street Pete is trapped in the back!! God only knows where they're going... but maybe they'll pass the moving platform with Stormy Weathers on it along the way. The ambulance disappears into the backstage area, as the crowd continues cheering and laughing.

It's growing close to being time for our next match now. "Surfing With The Alien" by Joe Satriani begins playing over the arena sound system, and here comes Salvaje Demonio. He runs to the ring, then enters the ring and bounces off the ropes a few times before going to the top turnbuckles and posing for the crowd. He'll be going up against Rex Richards in a few moments. The two men have had several run-ins before tonight, all starting with Rex Richards's re-debut in VCW against Salvaje Demonio. Salvaje Demonio has gotten a face full of blue mist before, courtesy of Komachi, one of Rex Richards's female companions... could that happen again tonight?

"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye begins playing over the arena sound system, and here comes "Double R" Rex Richards, wearing his golden robe and sunglasses, accompanied by Minako, Sophie, and Komachi, as usual. Bathed in red and gold light, he makes his way to the ring, then climbs inside. Rex Richards takes off his robe, then kneels and flexes his impressive muscles, as red and gold flickering spotlights shine down on him and his three female companions perform a rapid series of karate maneuvers around him. As his posing ends, the three women turn and throw their arms around Rex Richards's neck and arms, draping themselves over his body. Rex Richards takes off his sunglasses and hangs them in Minako's cleavage as the fanfare dies down, then he turns to face Salvaje Demonio as Bobcat McGavin enters the ring to officiate.

Salvaje Demonio

vs.

"Double R" Rex Richards
w/Minako, Sophie, & Komachi

They're starting out the match... and Rex Richards wants a test of strength. Salvaje Demonio declines, and that's probably a smart idea, seeing as Rex Richards has about twenty-five more pounds of solid muscle than he does. Instead, Salvaje Demonio stands back, trying to goad Rex Richards into charging him, daring him to advance... and Rex Richards isn't going to do that. He drops down and rolls out of the ring, consulting with his female companions, who run their hands through his hair and whisper in his ears. The crowd's getting a little impatient at all this stalling, and lets Rex Richards know it with a solid round of boos. Rex Richards turns around... and Salvaje Demonio sends him crashing into the guardrail with a baseball slide!

Salvaje Demonio goes to the outside, and begins nailing Rex Richards with some chops and kicks to the midsection. Sophie, Komachi, and Minako seem eager to interfere, but they also know that Bobcat McGavin's watching the action outside of the ring carefully. Salvaje Demonio whips Rex Richards into the guardrail... but Rex Richards reverses it! Salvaje Demonio staggers forward, and Rex Richards scoops him up, then brings him down across his knee in a backbreaker! Rex Richards has gained the upper hand, and he rolls Salvaje Demonio into the ring, then goes inside after him.

Inside the ring, Salvaje Demonio gets back to his feet, but Rex Richards stays on the offense, nailing him with some massive right hands. In a brawling or power wrestling atmosphere, it's a given that the superior strength of Rex Richards will give him the upper hand... Salvaje Demonio needs to wrestle him, not fight him. Rex Richards whips Salvaje Demonio into the ropes... but no, Salvaje Demonio reverses it! Rex Richards comes off the ropes, and Salvaje Demonio goes for a backdrop... but he telegraphed it too soon, and Rex Richards grabs the back of his mask, and drives his face into his knee! Salvaje Demonio goes down, and Rex Richards steps back into the corner... then steps forward and drops a knee on Salvaje Demonio's head. He goes for the cover, and hooks a leg. Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Salvaje Demonio!

Rex Richards hooks him, and goes for a vertical suplex... but Salvaje Demonio blocks it, then pulls him down in a small package! Bobcat McGavin's on it... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two by Rex Richards! He pops up, and rushes Salvaje Demonio... but Salvaje Demonio ducks a clothesline, then wraps around behind him... German suplex! And he holds the bridge, as Bobcat McGavin goes down to count again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two again by Rex Richards! Rex Richards gets back up, and charges again... right into a dropkick that knocks him off his feet! Salvaje Demonio quickly pulls him up by the hair, then picks him up... gutbuster on Rex Richards! Salvaje Demonio creeps behind as Rex Richards gets up, bent over while clutching his midsection... and Salvaje Demonio runs forward and takes him down with a bulldog!!

Rex Richards rolls out of the ring, intending to take another break to consult with his female companions... but Salvaje Demonio's running at him in the ring... and he dives out onto him with a plancha! Rex Richards goes down, and Salvaje Demonio quickly picks him up and rams him head-first into the ring apron. But Sophie's up on the apron, distracting Bobcat McGavin now... and Minako comes from behind with a low blow! Salvaje Demonio doubles over... and Minako kicks him square in the face, sending him down! She backs off and plays innocent as Bobcat McGavin turns his attention back to the action, but the damage has been done. Rex Richards shakes off the effects of Salvaje Demonio's offense, then picks him up from behind, lifting him as if for a belly-to-back suplex... but instead runs forward at a ringpost, ramming Salvaje Demonio crotch-first into the ringpost! Ignoring the warnings of Bobcat McGavin, Rex Richards drops Salvaje Demonio, then grabs the back of his mask and takes him head-first into the ringsteps a few times.

Rex Richards rolls Salvaje Demonio back into the ring, and now he's going up to the top turnbuckle. This might not be a good idea, because he's not exactly an aerial kind of wrestler... but he's perched up there, waiting for Salvaje Demonio to get up. Salvaje Demonio gets to his feet... and Rex Richards comes off the top rope to nail him with a flying clothesline! Salvaje Demonio is down again, and Rex Richards takes a few moments to show off and pose for the crowd, though nobody but his three female companions seems to appreciate it very much. Salvaje Demonio is getting up, and Rex Richards hooks him... he's signalling for the DDT!! But Salvaje Demonio counters it with a backdrop, taking Rex Richards down!

Rex Richards gets up, then turns and takes a swing at Salvaje Demonio, but Salvaje Demonio ducks and grabs a leg, taking Rex Richards down with a single-leg takedown! And he's holding the leg, turning him over, into a half Boston!! Rex Richards is caught in the half Boston, and he quickly begins scrambling, pulling himself to the ropes, and makes it fairly quickly. Salvaje Demonio releases the hold, but quickly whips Rex Richards into the ropes, and runs into the other side, nailing Rex Richards with a spinning leg lariat as he comes off the ropes! Rex Richards is getting up groggily... and Salvaje Demonio scoops him up and gives him a Michinoku Driver, then covers him and hooks the leg! This could do it... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... Kickout at two and a half by Rex Richards!

Salvaje Demonio pulls Rex Richards up, then gives him a Russian legsweep to take hm down again. Now he's going up to the top turnbuckle, possibly looking for the Swandive Headbutt... but Minako jumps up and shakes the ropes. Salvaje Demonio wobbles, then falls crotch-first on the turnbuckle as a result, and Bobcat McGavin didn't see a damn thing! He turns to ask her, but of course she's playing innocent. Rex Richards goes up to the top turnbuckle with Salvaje Demonio, and he hooks him... superplex!! Rex Richards just brought Salvaje Demonio down with a massive superplex, and this could be it right here! He hooks a leg and goes for the cover, and Bobcat McGavin counts... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... TH... Kickout at two and three-quarters!

Rex Richards clobbers Salvaje Demonio with a few big right hands, then whips him into the ropes. Salvaje Demonio ducks under a clothesline, then comes off the other side with a cross bodypress... but Rex Richards catches him, and drills him into the mat with a powerslam! He hooks the leg, and Bobcat McGavin's counting again... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... TH... Shoulder up at two and three-quarters! Rex Richards pulls Salvaje Demonio up, and clobbers him a few more times, then puts him in a standing headscissors. He pulls him up, going for a power bomb... but Salvaje Demonio counters it with a sitdown faceslam!! Rex Richards and Salvaje Demonio are both down, and they're both a little slow to get up after that.

Salvaje Demonio's up first, and he nails Rex Richards with a few punches, then whips him into the ropes. Rex Richards comes off the ropes, and Salvaje Demonio nails him with an elbowsmash to the face! Rex Richards goes down, and Salvaje Demonio pulls him up, into a standing headscissors... PILEDRIVER!! That could do it, right there! Salvaje Demonio goes for the cover... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... TH... Kickout at two and three-quarters! Rex Richards is starting to pull himself up... and Salvaje Demonio picks him up, into a fireman's carry... and drops him from there into a flapjack!! Rex Richards is down, and Salvaje Demonio's going up... he's on the top turnbuckle! He comes off the top... DIVING HEADBUTT!! That's his move!! He just hit the Diving Headbutt, and he goes for the cover... Bobcat McGavin's counting, and this could be it! ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THR... Shoulder up!! Rex Richards just BARELY got a shoulder up in time!

Salvaje Demonio pulls him up, hooking his arms for a tiger suplex... but Minako has Bobcat McGavin distracted, and Komachi just grabbed Rex Richards's feet! Salvaje Demonio can't take him over for the tiger suplex with Komachi holding his feet down, and Rex Richards squirms out of the position, making a slow, bad-looking transition into a backslide, and he backslides Salvaje Demonio! At Minako's urging, Bobcat McGavin turns around and counts the pin... and Rex Richards has his feet on the ropes, AND his feet are being held by Sophie and Komachi for even more leverage! ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!!

Rex Richards pinned Salvaje Demonio after a backslide in 0:09:48.
Rating: ***

Rex Richards just stole the victory from Salvaje Demonio, and he's rolling out of the ring. Flanked by his three female companions, he begins heading backstage, pointing into the ring and taunting Salvaje Demonio as he leaves. Inside the ring, Salvaje Demonio is furious, as he should be. He just got screwed out of a victory here! He turns and heads backstage as well, with the crowd giving some mild applause for his effort. He showed us a great wrestling match, despite the fact that Rex Richards stole the victory.

What we're about to see isn't going to be much of a wrestling match, in all likelihood. "Brackish" by Kittie begins playing over the arena sound system, and the crowd begins booing. Here comes Rebecca Black, wearing a tight-fitting black T-shirt and a black pair of jeans. The crowd boos loudly as she comes to the ring and poses on one of the second turnbuckles, and a sign in the crowd says "REBECCA BLACK FEARS VIXEN: http://outlawwrestling.tripod.com/". Rebecca climbs down from the turnbuckle, and a familiar smirk crosses her face as she turns and grabs a microphone. What's she going to say? Her match with Melissa is up next... could it be pertaining to that?

R. Black: If you people were literate enough to read the programs for the show, you'd know that you're scheduled to see me beat the shit out of Melissa in a few seconds. But what seems to have escaped everyone's attention, including the people promoting this show... is some fine print in the match contract. I've agreed to face Melissa DelArmeggio, one-on-one, tonight... but the contract we signed wasn't for a wrestling match. The contract was for a no-DQ, no-countout street fight, and that's what we're gonna have tonight.

Well, now we know for sure that this won't be much of a wrestling match; it'll be a street fight! The crowd's mostly cheering for that announcement, and Rebecca Black's rolling out of the ring... and she's going to the timekeeper's table? She picks up a remote control from the timekeeper's table, and points it at the ring... and the cage from the War Games Match is lowering!! Rebecca Black is lowering the cage from the War Games Match! It lowers around the ring again... and Rebecca Black's grabbing a chair... she throws it up on top of the cage! The crowd cheers loudly, seeing where this is going... and Rebecca Black's climbing to the top of the cage! She's standing on top of the cage, with a chair!

"Sad But True" by Metallica begins playing now, and Melissa DelArmeggio comes out of the backstage area to the cheers of the crowd. She's coming into a street fight, with her opponent waiting for her on the top of a steel cage, with a chair! Melissa stops at the cage, and looks around at the crowd, which is cheering her on. She looks up at the top of the cage, where Rebecca Black is standing, daring her to climb up... and she's climbing up to the top of the cage! It might not be smart, but she's coming up after Rebecca Black... and before she gets up, Rebecca Black nails her in the head with the chair! Melissa slumps down, but remains clinging to the cage... and Rebecca Black nails her with another chairshot to the head as she tries to pull herself up. Melissa almost falls, but one hand remains clinging to the mesh of the cage... and Rebecca Black nails her with a chairshot to the hand!! NO!! Melissa just lost her grip and fell flat on her back, on the floor!! Those thin mats around the ring don't provide much protection, and underneath them is unforgiving concrete. Melissa could already be too injured to continue... and Rebecca Black's coming down after her!

Melissa DelArmeggio's still down, just beginning to stir, as Rebecca Black climbs down the cage and stands over her. Melissa grabs the fabric of Rebecca's jeans, and starts trying to pull herself up Rebecca's body... but Rebecca Black puts her in a standing headscissors! She turns her towards the ramp... and there's no padding on the ramp!! She lifts Melissa up... POWER BOMB!! Rebecca Black just power bombed Melissa on the ramp, with nothing but steel to break her fall!! Melissa is laid out, barely moving, and the match hasn't even started yet. But Rebecca's not done... she pulls Melissa up by the hair, then drives her head-first into the ringsteps. Melissa just goes limp and crumples to the floor as Rebecca Black releases her hair... but now the cage is being raised! The cage is rising up from the ring, and Rebecca rolls Melissa inside, and climbs in after her... and she puts on the Blackout!! Melissa's already completely motionless, and she can't resist now. Linda Peterson is in the ring to officiate, and this street fight is officially beginning... but it'll probably be ending pretty shortly too.

Street Fight:

Rebecca Black

vs.

Melissa DelArmeggio

Linda Peterson starts the match by checking Melissa's arm. She raises it once... and it falls. She raises it a second time... and again, it falls. She raises it again... and Rebecca Black releases the hold, tossing Melissa aside! Linda Peterson gives her a puzzled look... but Rebecca just turns and rolls out of the ring. She's grabbing a chair, and coming back in... this is excessive. She already has Melissa beaten right now! She's standing back with the chair, screaming at Melissa, yelling at her to get up... and slowly, Melissa begins pulling herself to her feet. She's heavily favoring her back... and Rebecca Black knocks her down with a HARD chairshot! Melissa's head left a dent in the chair, and she collapses to the mat again. Rebecca Black grabs the chair and drives the edge of it down into Melissa's back a few times, and Melissa can barely even twitch.

Rebecca rolls Melissa over... maybe now she's going to go for the pin and get this over with. No, she's just staring at her... and she slaps her across the face as hard as she can! Melissa barely even registered that, but there's a growing red print on the side of her face... and Rebecca slaps her again! Melissa's still barely stirring, and now Rebecca turns her over again... and she's rubbing her face into the mat! She seems almost bored with this match, much like some people in the crowd. After the two horrific bumps that Melissa took immediately before the match, seeing Rebecca Black toy with Melissa's limp carcass isn't much of a sight. Rebecca turns her over again... she's going for the cover, finally... no, she's not... she's not going to... she's KISSING her!! That got the crowd's attention... and now she's reaching under her shirt and feeling her up!! What the HELL is Rebecca doing!? Winning this street fight would be one thing... adding extra brutality while Melissa's down would be still another... but this isn't the time for mind games! The crowd's going crazy, but what the hell is Rebecca thinking!? She's holding that kiss for a long time... and Melissa's eyes just flashed open!!

Melissa immediately throws Rebecca Black off to the side and quickly gets to her feet, and before Rebecca can react, she backs her into a corner and starts drilling her with stiff right hands! Her face isn't just red from being slapped anymore... she's ready to kill Rebecca! Rebecca slumps in the corner... and Melissa hooks her and brings her out with a vertical suplex!! Rebecca's starting to get up... but now Melissa has the chair!! Melissa draws back the chair, and brings it crashing down on Rebecca Black's head!! Rebecca Black goes down, and starts trying to pull herself up again... and Melissa nails her in the head again!! Rebecca Black collapses to the mat, and Melissa climbs on top of her and begins repeatedly pummelling her in the face, opening up a nasty gash above one of her eyebrows, and bloodying her nose. Melissa's climbs off of Rebecca and nails her with another swift kick to the ribs, then turns and starts going up to the top turnbuckle. But she's a little slow as her adrenaline rush fades and a pain returns in her back, and Rebecca's up too... and Rebecca has the chair!! Melissa gets to the top... just in time for Rebecca Black to run and nail her in the head with the chair!! Melissa falls off the top turnbuckle to the outside... and she hit her head on the guardrail on the way down!! She continues to lie in a motionless heap where she lands, face down on the floor.

Melissa may be knocked out again... and Rebecca Black's going out after her! Rebecca Black pulls Melissa up by the hair, revealing that her forehead is bleeding heavily after colliding with the guardrail, and rams her head-first into the ringpost, splattering blood across the post. Rebecca Black's reaching under the ring, and she pulls out a table. She's sets it up, then reaches under the ring again, this time pulling out a spool of barbed wire!! That's the barbed wire that's supposed to be used later on, in the Barbed Wire Match... and Rebecca Black's wrapping it around the table on the outside! She hooks Melissa in a waistlock from behind, with her back facing the table... it looks like she's going to use a German suplex to drive her through that table wrapped in barbed wire! But Melissa nails her with an elbowsmash, then another one! The waistlock is broken... and now Melissa grabs Rebecca by the hair, and rams her head-first into the ringpost! But she's not letting go... she smashes her head-first into the ringpost yet again!!

Rebecca goes down in a heap, and now Melissa's going over to the timekeeper's table... and she has the remote control to the cage!! She's lowering the cage again... and as the cage lowers, she picks up the ring bell! Rebecca Black's starting to get up... and Melissa nails her with the ring bell!! Now Rebecca has a large, bleeding wound on her forehead as well, and she's the one lying motionless on the floor. Melissa picks her up... she's going to slam her through the table!! No, she's not... she sets her gently down on the table. The cage is lowered, and Melissa's climbing up!! She isn't really going to... come on, this is crazy!! She goes to the top of the cage... and Rebecca Black is still motionless on the table!! The crowd's on their feet, cheering loudly... Melissa stands facing the table, and makes the Superfly hand signals, then rips her blood-soaked shirt off and tosses it into the crowd, like she did before her leap at Inner Fury! She's not going to actually... FROG SPLASH!! BUT REBECCA MOVES!!! Rebecca Black just rolled off of the table, and Melissa DelArmeggio just frog splashed from the top of the cage through a table wrapped in barbed wire!! The crowd goes SILENT... then begins a loud "HOLY SHIT!" chant. Melissa could be crippled or dead... and Rebecca Black's starting to get up!! The barbed wire took out a few shreds of her shirt, and opened some bleeding wounds on her back, but even with that and the blood covering her face and dripping off of her nose and chin, she's probably better off than Melissa.

Rebecca Black gets up, then looks down, checking on Melissa, before pulling her up. She throws her into the ring through the cage door, then follows her inside. The cage rises up around them again, as Rebecca looks down at Melissa's motionless body. Is this FINALLY going to come to an end... no, Rebecca Black pulls Melissa DelArmeggio up into a standing headscissors... piledriver!! And she pulls her up again... and hits a second piledriver!! Come on, after all that Melissa's been through, can't Rebecca just go ahead and pin her!? Does she have to kill her in the middle of the ring!? Rebecca Black picks her up in a gutwrench... DESTINY DRIVER!! That move alone has been known to seriously injure anyone who receives it, and after all that Melissa's already been through, that could have ended her career!! The crowd explodes into boos after seeing Rebecca Black drill Melissa with the Destiny Driver... and finally, she's going for the cover. This is just a formality... Linda Peterson goes down to count... ONE!! ... TWO!! ... THREE!!

Street Fight:
Rebecca Black pinned Melissa DelArmeggio after the Destiny Driver in 0:10:26.
Melissa DelArmeggio suffered a back injury. She will be out for approximately 1 month.
Rating: DUD

Rebecca Black rolls off of Melissa, looking like a battered, bloody mess... but Melissa just looks DEAD. Stripped from the waist up except for a blood-soaked bra, with her head and upper body smeared with blood, and numerous punctures and tears in her flesh from the barbed wire, she looks like a murder victim. Rebecca Black gets up, putting a hand to her forehead, then pulling it away to find it soaked in blood... and now she's calling for a microphone. What's this about!?

R. Black: You just saw the second battle of this war. The third will end it... forever.

What's that supposed to mean!? Rebecca Black drops the microphone and collapses to the mat, then rolls out of the ring and begins staggering backstage, as a stretcher comes out for Melissa. What did Rebecca mean by that? ... But really, in the current situation, that's not even all that important. Melissa's career could be over... she's not moving, and barely even breathing. Melissa is loaded up on the stretcher and carried away... and this time, no "thumbs up" sign is given to the crowd as she's carried out of the ring area. There's a somber hush over the crowd, and a "MELISSA" chant slowly begins among them as she's carried away.

This'll take a few moments to sink in... and as it does, the ring crew will be coming out, taking down the ropes and putting the barbed wire up in its place. If any match can rival this one for brutal bloodshed, one of the few that could is the Barbed Wire Match between Hell's Bikers and the Wrecking Crew, which is coming up next. But while the ring crew sets up the barbed wire, why don't you take a break? It's time for an intermission. When the barbed wire's all set up, and you're ready to join us again, come back for Part Two of the biggest pay-per-view event in VCW history, Wrestlewar III!!

Click here for Part II.