Results of VCW 09/03/01:

Pauline Vietjohn pinned Mary Cohen with the Leap of Faith in 0:04:08.
Rating: * 1/4
--Notes: Mary Cohen, the worker who has portrayed "General Caurillia" in the 
Sophie sketches, wrestled a more conventional match against Pauline Vietjohn. 
Cohen actually seemed a bit better as an all-around worker, but Pauline Vietjohn
stole the show and the victory with her aerial skills.

Jockey Oldcastle and Monty Pompous defeated Brian Rivera and Karak when Monty
 pinned B. Rivera with the Swashbuckler in 0:08:02.
Rating: -*
--Notes: Jockey Oldcastle was brought in to replace Tom Guycot when Guycot was
needed as Chris Champlain's replacement in another match. Karak, a California
worker known for violent brawls, was Brian Rivera's partner. Neither Oldcastle 
nor Karak were very impressive in this match, and Monty Pompous and Brian 
Rivera turned in their usual performance, resulting in another win for Monty
Pompous.

Five-Way Match:
The Ontario Color Show defeated The Wrecking Crew,
Hell's Bikers (Butch Manson and Jack Norman), The New Immortals and
The Hammer of the Gods (Jacob Idol and Julian Page):
         x Uldwall beat Lazzario via the Breakdown in 0:06:36
         x P. Canyon beat B. Manson via a flying forearm in 0:26:21
         x P. Canyon beat Blade via the Magic Carpet Ride in 0:29:02
         x P. Canyon beat Idol after the Magic Carpet Ride in 0:42:47
Rating: ** 1/2
--Notes: The crowd was exceptionally hot for the reunited Ontario Colour Show as
they picked up another victory here. The middling portions of this match were 
rather chaotic, but in the last 14 minutes the match really heated up when the 
Hammer of the Gods/Ontario Colour Show feud reignited in force. It's starting to
appear that Julian Page is not quite as good in the Rob Solomon role as Solomon 
himself is, however. 

David Wright Hubbard, Tom Guycot and Dave Adams defeated
Lars Coverdale, Russel Taylor and Tommy Hustle when D.W. Hubbard pinned Hustle
 with the Flying Cross Bodypress in 0:11:15.
Rating: * 3/4
--Notes: Tom Guycot was pulled from an earlier match to sub for Chris Champlain, 
who is taking time off following a somewhat overzealous bladejob at Survival of 
the Fittest. For a newcomer with a middling track record, he performed tolerably
well here. Along with Dave Adams, Guycot shouldered most of the work in the 
match, covering for David Wright Hubbard with his ailing knee, but Hubbard made 
his presence felt strongly at the end, clearing the ring and picking up the 
victory by destroying Tommy Hustle.

The Tough Customers and Brujah and Troy Black battled to a double countout in
0:12:18.
Rating: 1/2*
(The Tough Customers retained the VCW World Tag Team Titles.)
--Notes: Though not a classic match, this was an intriguing confrontation. Bass
Rogers and Brujah beat the living hell out of each other, and Darren Michaels 
contributed well alongside his veteran partner. Troy Black, with his neck in a
delicate condition and fatigue rearing its head after his hour-plus match with
Johnny Smiles, stayed on the apron for most of the match, and tended to confine
his in-ring activities to simple, safe ones. In the end, all four men brawled
wildly on the outside until they were counted out.

The Grave Digger and Ken Collins defeated Gabriel Black and Lance Errington
 when Digger pinned L. Errington with the Burial in 0:13:08.
Rating: **
--Notes: Gabriel Black showed very little signs of rust after his long absence 
from the ring, and kept up well with Ken Collins and the Grave Digger in this
solid, but unspectacular match. The Grave Digger was very aggressive, out for
revenge after being screwed over at Survival of the Fittest, and he achieved it
by manhandling Gabriel Black and Lance Errington, avenging his earlier loss with
a pinfall over Errington.

Crimson and Virginia defeated The Pink Kitten and Johnny Smiles when Crimson
 pinned J. Smiles with the Chokeslam in 0:08:03.
Rating: *
--Notes: The majority of this match saw the Pink Kitten being tossed and bumped 
around the ring by Virginia, much like their confrontation at Survival of the 
Fittest. The Pink Kitten finally managed to turn the tide, and hot tags were made.
The crowd came alive when Johnny and Crimson got in the ring, but they were to be
sorely disappointed; Johnny was still fatigued from his marathon performance at
Survival of the Fittest, and Crimson basically squashed him to pick up the 
victory for his team.